Chapter 43: All punches are for Inori(1/2)
Chapter 43: Boxing is all about making a plan
Author: Go with the breeze
Chapter 43: Boxing is all about making a plan
In this era, the status of the yamen runners was very strange. They were nominally a kind of servant, but they were given a position in the public and an opportunity to approach public power.
At the same time, various restrictions and discrimination were imposed, such as the yamen runner's household registration book is just like the prostitute.
This leads to a thorough jungle law between others and the yamen runners, jumping between the two extremes.
Simply put, if you have the ability to mess with me, it won’t be a problem if you do it; on the other hand, if I have the ability to mess with you, it won’t be a problem if you do it.
To give a more extreme example, if a yamen runner went to the countryside to commit public anger and was accidentally beaten to death by a group of people, there would probably be no consequences.
Especially the unemployed tutors, who are not appointed, have similar identities to those of Anletang minions, and are essentially doing business for the yamen.
This is the theoretical basis for Professor Lin to come to fight the constable. The primary problem of mixed clubs is to distinguish the size and understand that those people can fight, but those people cannot fight.
Yinma Bridge is at the intersection of the two main roads, Wolong Street and Fuqian Street. At this time, the nearby people are already crowded, blocking the roads.
This scene was really unexpected to Lin Tailai. As a time traveler, he underestimated the mentality of the people of the metropolitan people watching the excitement in this era.
Even the rivers parallel to land were full of ships, and the deck was filled with people looking around with their necks.
As the level of economic development has reached a new level, citizens' consciousness has gradually awakened, and the situation shown is that "the people in Wu are very clever" and they don't mind the trouble when watching the excitement.
After confronting each other for a while, Lin Tailai shook his head and saw that the yamen runners in Changzhou County did not dare to chase him, so he planned to withdraw.
Before leaving, he shouted to the crowd around him: "The Xu family in Huqiu destroyed my house. I found the Changzhou County Government Office, but there was no way to sue it, and it was difficult to reach an injustice!
As a last resort, I took the initiative to heaven and gave Changzhou County a warning! I don’t want to disturb my fellow villagers!”
After the explanation, Professor Lin was about to leave, but Zhang Wen, the eldest brother of the Zhang family, blocked his way.
"Didn't you always post some poems in public after you've been in the hall?" Zhang Wen asked strangely, "Now in this situation, don't you write anything when you're in the hall?"
Lin Tailai looked around and suddenly added his forehead with his hand, screaming in his heart that he had made a mistake!
At such a highlight moment, as the focus of everyone's attention, I didn't expect to publish my work with the exposure!
Reciting is not possible. There are too many people on the scene, and the audience may not be able to hear it clearly, and there is a high probability that they will not be able to remember it after listening.
So you have to write it out with a pen, but the bridgehead is bare. Where can I find the pen and ink?
The previous few times I wrote poems at the door of the elegant prostitute's house, and I could readily write and ink, but now there is no such convenient condition.
However, Zhang Wen pointed to a colorful boat on the river and said, "Don't worry about sitting in the hall! There are famous brands hanging on this colorful boat, and it must be a famous prostitute's boat, and there must be pens and ink on the boat!"
Lin Tailai praised: "If you have made progress, you will be able to use your brain!"
Zhang Wu felt that his brother had stolen the limelight, so he quickly volunteered to Ying, "Sit down to the restaurant for a while, I'll go grab a pair of pens and ink and come!"
Zhang Wen scolded in anger: "Idiot! How many times have you said in the restaurant? You have to use your brain when doing things! I'll go!"
Then Zhang Wen walked down the bridge, came to the shore, and shouted to Caifang: "Is there Li Pianpian, the fifth-ranked Leqiao in the flower list?
Hurry up and send out the pen and ink, otherwise you will be careful that Professor Lin will take a pair of iron whips and go to the door of your mansion to ask for a cup of tea one day!"
As expected, using your brain to do things is very efficient, and a little maid immediately gave me a pen and ink.
Professor Lin was so angry that he wanted to hit someone. He didn't hit someone named Li Pianpian, but wanted to hit Zhang Wen!
There are only so many famous prostitutes on the top of the flower list, and three families have been beaten to make enemies. The second-hand sisters are said to be covered by the Xu family in Huqiu.
Today, Zhang Wen was called into trouble again. After having money, who should I find a name for studying the spread of poetry?
At the same time, Lin Tailai fell into new troubles again. He already had his pen and ink, but where to write poems?
The bridgehead is not like the streets and alleys, and there are no white walls for people to write or draw.
He looked around, but found that there was a stone wall standing opposite the east bridge belonging to Changzhou County, probably for posting notices.
But the problem is that there is no stone wall on the west bridgehead, which belongs to Wuxian.
Lin Tailai sighed and turned around and wanted to report to the county, how could the infrastructure be worse than that in Changzhou?
With his eyes aimed at the stone wall opposite, Professor Lin could only take a few steps forward and shouted at the Changzhou County yamen runners on the bridge: "War without fighting, retreat without retreat, but why!"
The yamen runners across the street all cursed "ignorant" and "not able to be a human being". I heard that Lin Tailai is also a member of the club, so why doesn't he have any emotional intelligence at all?
Now one person confronts dozens of people. In front of everyone, if one person doesn’t retreat first, the dozens of people are embarrassed to retreat first?
If you want to retreat, you, Lin Tai, will retreat first, which is in line with the rules of the world!
Zhang Wu remembered that he was repeatedly taught to use his brain, so he took a few steps forward and shouted to the yamen runners of Changzhou County:
"The bridge deck is so narrow, it is more suitable for my house to perform! Therefore, it is useless for you to squeeze on the bridge deck. It is better to retreat under the bridge to form an array!"
The yamen runners were rushing to chase after him just now, and when they heard this, they felt it made sense.
Especially when he ran fast and unfortunately became the front row, he had to stand on the bridge and face Lin Tailai, and immediately wanted to take the opportunity to retreat and retreat to the back.
But the people behind them had different ideas, so a small amount of chaos occurred between the yamen runners in Changzhou County.
Zhang Wu was proud and was thinking of showing off to the restaurant when he suddenly saw a figure in the restaurant flashing, rushed up, raised his whip and started hitting.
Zhang Wu was confused. Didn’t he have to use his brain? Why did he start to be reckless again without saying a word?
With the increasing practical experience, Professor Lin’s literary career has not improved, but his sense of smell in team battles has become increasingly sensitive.
The fighter shot was fleeting, but it was still captured by Professor Lin.
The front and back rows of the yamen runners in Changzhou County were in conflict with each other. When their attention was distracted, the front row on the bridge deck was suddenly hit by an iron whip.
At this time, the front row of yamen runners had no intention of fighting, but they were on the narrow bridge deck and had no choice but to jump from the bridge deck into the river.
So I saw more than a dozen people falling into the water like dumplings.
There were cheers and cheers everywhere around me, and there was no in vain to watch. Sure enough, I saw the excitement of collective diving!
The yamen runners who were not on the bridge retreated one after another, retreated to the intersection, gathered again, staring at Lin Tailai nervously.
This Lin person doesn’t really want to fight dozens of people, right? So, should I fight or not?
Why are the officials and men not there yet? There is not even a person who orders to retreat. It is so annoying.
Lin Tailai once again used an iron whip to clear out the road leading to literature and stood in front of the stone wall at the east end of the bridge.
After a little thought, he changed the iron whip to a pen and ink, and lifted the pen and wrote on the stone wall: "That year, I have three poems of emotion."
One:
I spent my youth on a journey, and I won my whole life of sorrow.
If you drink with others, you will be intoxicated by being homeless and wander around.
The water vapor is soaked in the light market at night, and the river breeze is as cool as orchestra.
I wonder who will go to the old restaurant after dreaming of a yellow beam?
Second:
How can you eat the tiger's head be gone? Ten years of writing and sword in the sea of autumn.
Fortunately, I did not meet Huang Zu, but I was still embarrassed by Ma Zhou.
It is because of your talent that you are unable to use in the world, so why is it true that I am not a marquis?
It is important to know that when you are young, you have once been the best in the world.
Third:
Jinfen is a fifteen states in the southeast, and thousands of grievances belong to celebrities.
The prisoners were all involved in the prison, and the talented people were lying on the upper reaches.
He avoids the seat and is afraid of writing, and he is planning to do things for the rice and millet.
Stay with five hundred Tian Heng, will he return and all the marquises?
Three consecutive seven-character poems, from the personal experience of worries and anger, today's current affairs, emotions and depth progress through layer by layer, and artistic appeal is full of artistic appeal!
Since time traveling, this has been a big production, but it has been a bit long and I have been writing for a while.
Fortunately, due to Professor Lin's reputation, the Changzhou County yamen runners did not come to disturb Professor Lin's literary creation, so if you want to be a part of the literary world, you must be able to fight.
After Professor Lin finished writing, he read it again, threw down his pen, turned around and left, and slipped back to Wuxian.
The Changzhou County yamen runners looked at Professor Lin's back and cursed again. They wanted to come over to write poems, so they said it was already saying that as for driving brothers to make dumplings?
Lin Tailai greeted the Zhang brothers and the four great kings, "Let's go! Keep finding a place to drink, and wait for things to ferment on the official side!"
First of all, in order to collect taxes on Wuxian, he was cross-bordered by the Xu family in Changzhou County to humiliate and bully the Wuxian boundary.
Then he filed a complaint with Changzhou County Government, but Changzhou County Government protected the Xu family and refused to accept the complaint.
Then, outside the Changzhou County Government, he angrily beat dozens of Changzhou County constables to retaliate.
Next, if Changzhou County is beaten to Wu County for the sake of dozens of constables, it will put pressure on Wu County and ask for an explanation.
So let’s first explain why the Xu family in Changzhou County ran to the territory of Wu County and smashed the hall that helped the Wu County Yamen work. Why did the Changzhou County Yamen protect the Xu family?
Logical perfection!
To be continued...