Chapter 153 Physical Examination
Author: rice star
Cat celebrations generally involve eating fish, drinking beer, and then meowing, singing, and dancing around a warm campfire.
The only difference from ordinary celebrations is that cat celebrations consume a lot of catnip.
The fish must be marinated in catnip powder for 30 minutes, grilled or fried, and then topped with special Cat Chef brand soy sauce. One bite will make you meow three times.
Beer comes in industrial cans, but the kittens will add catnip liquid after opening the can, and then drink tons and tons of it. They usually don't drink well, and they can lie down and look for their tails after half a bottle of beer.
Even the bonfires are added with concentrated catnip. The dizzy kittens will go crazy around the bonfire, and the scene of a group of cats dancing around is like a cult sacrifice site.
Li Ying and Mi Wei also joined the carnival party.
As a cat witch, Li Ying's resistance to catnip is almost maxed out, but she can still be infected by this happy atmosphere and become hot-headed.
Kittens of various colors surrounded her and respectfully served her fragrant fish and beer mixed with catnip.
Apart from their respective lords, the kittens are closest to the Cat Witch, because the Cat Witch is also a cat and can lead the kittens to howl and beat up other races.
But what they are most afraid of is the Cat Witch, because one of the things the Cat Witch likes to do most is to turn kittens with beautiful colors into cat ladies using magic and potions.
For kittens who love to lick their fur and take their hair as their beauty, a hairless cat girl is simply ugly and the most vicious form of torture.
Therefore, cat parents like to scare naughty kittens. If they misbehave, they will be captured by the witch and turned into cat ladies.
"Cat aw~ I am the king of cats!"
Li Ying, who was too drunk, was toasted non-stop by the evil-minded kittens. She lost herself in the compliments, and finally died together with the drunken kittens and fell drunk on the ground.
But she was probably drunk happily, with a smile on her face, hugging the soft kittens, lying on the ground and sleeping soundly. She must have been drunk for about half an hour.
Miwei is better than Li Ying, probably because of her identity as a fire demon, she has a strong deterrent effect on cats, creatures that bully the weak and fear the strong. There is a vacuum around her, and no cat dares to approach her.
But Miwei couldn't wait for them to pounce on her.
Miwei, who had no cat to play with, could only sit by the campfire and drink alcohol. She also pretended to be drunk and tried to trick some kittens into coming over to play.
As a result, all the dancing kittens stayed away from her. They tap danced around her but didn't come close. This made her so sick that she drank a lot of wine and got drunk. However, she was lying alone and looked a little bit...
desolate.
"Aren't you going to play?"
Angelia was sitting on a chair on the high platform, chatting with her sister.
"No, I don't like too much noise."
The younger sister shook her head, cut the snow-white fish meat into small pieces, picked out the fish bones inside, and then put them on a small plate and fed them to Jiang Yumeng.
"Enough, enough, I can't eat anymore!"
Jiang Yumeng's belly was so round that he kept waving his paws to refuse his sister's feeding.
If Bai Mengmeng heard this, she would definitely show an envious expression, and she wouldn't be Bai Mengmeng if she didn't say a few sour words.
"No, you can do it. Eat more and grow up quickly."
The younger sister looked up and used a motherly tone to coax Jiang Yumeng.
"Look, your belly is obviously saying it can eat more."
When she saw Jiang Yumeng's round belly shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon returning to its normal size, she couldn't help but laugh.
"I can't grow from a hamster to a kangaroo, can I?"
Jiang Yumeng touched his belly, opened his mouth helplessly, and bit the fish handed over by his sister. His belly did not lie, she could indeed eat, and she could eat a lot.
Angelia watched from the sidelines, guessing Jiang Yumeng's current state.
What is certain is that Jiang Yumeng is already a witch. Her iconic magic power is coupled with many witch-specific talents, such as her super digestive ability. What is puzzling is why Jiang Yumeng is in the form of a hamster?
Angelia was wandering in the sky with her divergent thoughts. Her eyes were wandering and she accidentally fell on Bai Mengmeng who was eating secretly below.
The high platform where Angelia is sitting was specially built by Putao to add to the atmosphere of the celebration. At the same time, Angelia can observe the audience carefully to avoid any accidents with the kitten - such as getting drunk and running into it.
In the bonfire.
Under Angelia's gaze, Bai Mengmeng squatted beside Putao's mobile kitchen, pretending to provide flames for grilling fish, and at the same time poked his head to eat the grilled fish while the busy chef Cat was not paying attention.
"Bai Mengmeng, come here."
Angelia shouted and called Bai Mengmeng up.
"Gah? I'm going to steal that fish soon, Angie, you have to compensate me!"
Bai Mengmeng spread her wings and flew up to the high platform and landed on the side, complaining to herself. When she was talking, her eyes couldn't help but glance towards her sister, her attention was entirely on the fish in the small plate.
"No problem, I'll ask Putao to bake a spicy one for you later."
Angelia said generously, and then changed the subject.
"But you have to let me check your body."
Jiang Yumeng on the side turned his head and glanced at Angelia hesitantly. What kind of examination was it? The witch couldn't take action against this stupid bird, right?
When Bai Mengmeng heard that there was compensation, she didn't think much about it. She approached her enthusiastically and even raised her buttocks towards Angelia. Her tail feathers were raised up and down like a peacock spreading its tail.
"Hurry up, hurry up, I want it to be super spicy!"
Angelia's face turned dark. What kind of idiot is this? And she didn't know where she learned such messy Internet terms.
Because she wanted to ask Bai Mengmeng for help, Angelia had to endure her anger and began to check Bai Mengmeng's body.
After a rough inspection that made Bai Mengmeng scream in pain, Angelia fell into deep thought - Bai Mengmeng also has magic power in her body, which means she is actually a witch!
It's just that because Bai Mengmeng's appearance and behavior are too confusing, and the magic power mimics the shape of a phoenix, neither Angelia nor Miwei noticed it before.
"I can't understand, what on earth are you...? What does the Lord of the Abyss Realm want to do?"
Angelia pulled Bai Mengmeng's tail feathers, and then the angry Bai Mengmeng turned around and pecked her hand.
"I am Bai Mengmeng, the great Phoenix King!"
"You are a phoenix with a hammer, I'm afraid you are not a reachable duck..."
Angelia reluctantly opened Bai Mengmeng's mouth and took out her fingers. Seeing the bloody tooth marks on her fingers that were chewed by Bai Mengmeng, Angelia suddenly remembered that this guy Bai Mengmeng had previously
Li Ying was bitten, but she did not react to the witch's blood.
"Anji, my fish! I want it to be super spicy."
Bai Mengmeng didn't care what Angelia thought. After checking her body, she shook her head from side to side and urged Angelia to fulfill her promise quickly.
Angelia had no choice but to communicate with Putao through a partnership contract, so that she could work hard to satisfy Bai Mengmeng.
After driving away Bai Mengmeng and asking her to find Chef Cat, Angelia turned her attention to Jiang Yumeng.
Jiang Yumeng, who was being fed by his sister, suddenly stiffened.
After a while, Angelia returned the limp Jiang Yumeng to her sister.
Probably because of the different shapes, Jiang Yumeng's body directly contains magic power, while Bai Mengmeng's magic power mimics the form of a phoenix. The magic circuits in their bodies are highly similar.
"Does the Lord of the Abyss Realm want to create a new species that can use magic power and will not be infected by the witch's blood?"
Angelia frowned.
She didn't know that Jiang Yumeng could switch to human form, so she had a subtle misunderstanding of Dorothea.
Secret update in the middle of the night
Chapter completed!