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Chapter 68 A war caused by a small dried fish

Author: rice star

Cat Realm - On the border of the fat cat territory, a chaotic and fierce battle is breaking out here. Two groups of cat tribes are fighting fiercely with their bare claws.

It is obvious that the number of cats with black and white stripes on their paws is small, and they are at a disadvantage overall. Fortunately, their bodies are generally fat, and they are twice the size of the colorful cats opposite. Therefore, in the case of a single cat confrontation, they occupy the upper hand.

Advantage.

The two groups of cats fought so hard that cat hair flew everywhere, and from time to time, kittens with broken whiskers would leave the battlefield dejectedly. They had lost the qualifications to fight, and would be looked down upon by other cats if they stayed any longer.

"Stop it, cats!"

At this time, the cat lord Putao, who had received news of the outbreak of war on the front line, rushed to the scene. The thunder of tigers and leopards shook the kittens in the battle and staggered around. They all covered their ears, and the fighting stopped for a while.

"It's the big fat cat!"

"The big fat cat is here!"

"It's the big bad cat!"

"Oops, the big bad cat is here, let's run away!"

"Cat! Run away!"



Seeing the colorful kittens meowing and preparing to tuck their tails and run away, Putao could only make a sound again to stop them.

"Don't leave, the cat has no intention of harming you."

The colorful kittens immediately felt relieved upon hearing this. The reputation of the cat lord was trustworthy. Since he said he would not harm them, nothing would happen.

"You should have told me earlier, Cat!"

"The cat is hungry. The cat wants to eat grilled fish."

"The cat wants it too. The cat wants to eat spicy dried fish."

"Cat too..."

Faced with these meowing bastard prisoners, Putao took out a batch of dried fish and asked his cat soldiers to distribute them. As for whether the cat soldiers would pick up dried fish on the way to distribute the dried fish, that was inevitable.

The grapes are already prepared and the weight of the fur is inside.

"You, Third Fatty, can you please tell me what the situation is."

The majestic big cat lord pulled out a squad leader from his cat soldiers and asked him about the cause of the battle. Even though the war had ceased, he dared to violate his orders and cause the war to break out.

Not long ago, the surrounding cat lords united and organized a mighty army, hoping to capture the big cat lord's territory and take away the big cat's title of lord.

In this world where cats occupy an absolute position - the cat world, all cat tribes are crazy about becoming famous.

If you can defeat the fat cat lord, it will naturally prove that you are fatter, bigger, and have longer beards than the fat cat. As for how many cats worked together to defeat the fat cat, the cat will definitely be bragging outside intentionally or unintentionally.

ignored.

Fortunately, the big cat lord Putao has been in the witch society for a long time and has excellent eloquence. In addition, the big fat cat has a good reputation. He threatened and persuaded before the battle. He threatened whoever dared to move his claws first, and he would keep an eye on the lord of the coalition when the fight started.

, plucked out all its beards, and the hesitant coalition forces finally retreated and camped near the border of the territory. It seemed that they didn't want to retreat yet.

The team leader named San Fatty by Putao is a short-haired cat whose body and four paws are all white, with only its tail and the upper part of its head gray. It dreams of becoming the fattest cat one day.

, it counted three meat balls in its paws, so it gave itself this name.

"Report it to the big cats. They were the ones who started the trouble. Hit them twice, otherwise we wouldn't take action."

The third fat man drooped his ears and said unconvincedly that he thought it was all the other cat's fault and that he was acting in legitimate defense. As the team leader, he naturally had to protect his little brother, so he led the other cats to do it.

"That's Nijo! Stand up for the cat!"

The surrounding cat soldiers looked around for a while, then stepped back to give way, revealing a black and white tabby cat, which was the Nijou they were looking for.

"Report to the big cat! There are small dried fish on the ground."

The tabby cat named Nijo suddenly raised his paws in a salute and reported to the cat lord.

"...So what do you want to express?"

Putao was speechless by this sentence. He hesitated for a moment before asking again. The cat clan was so nervous that it often couldn't understand what the kittens were thinking.

"I reported to the big cat that there were small dried fish on the ground. I picked them up and ate them. The other party accused me of stealing their small dried fish!"

"That's not a slander. Our dried fish are all specially made and have a unique aroma. You just ate them secretly!"

"That's right, greedy kitten!"

"I'm not! The dried fish just fell to the ground! Did you see me entering your camp?"

"That's right, blind old cat!"



The variegated kittens next door were not happy now and started to criticize Ni Jiao one after another. The cat soldiers also had a deep brotherhood and spoke out to support Ni Jiao. The quarrel between the two sides became more and more fierce, and it was about to stage another large-scale hair removal weapon fight.

"Quiet!"

Putao picked out a few of the most aggressively jumping colored kittens, went up and clawed them like crazy, and shaved off all the hair on their upper bodies, leaving only their lower bodies and heads, to prevent the kittens from going on hunger strike in shame and anger, which would be a horrific act.

The colorful kittens were so frightened that they shivered, and their fur exploded and they huddled together.

For cats, hair is like clothing, and this move of the Big Cat Lord is extremely humiliating to the cat.

Then Putao turned around and gave another death stare, which shocked all the cat soldiers and did not dare to say anything anymore.

"There must be some misunderstanding here. Let me investigate and make a conclusion!"

As soon as Putao heard this, he thought there was something wrong here. Dried fish is the favorite snack of cats. Normally, they would eat it all as soon as it reaches their paws. How could they take it outside and lose it without returning it?

try to find.

"Nutiao, that small dried fish..."

As soon as Putao spoke, the tabby cat Ertiao's tail twitched. At this moment, Putao discovered that its tail was actually rolled up. Even if it was covered with dust, he resisted not straightening his tail and cleaning it. You must know that cats are the most

I can't stand being dirty.

"Nijo?"

Putao frowned and stared at Nijou, his sword-like beard trembling and cutting through the air, and his aura gradually became terrifying.

"Just... the cat has been beaten so much, why don't you hide a small fish for the cat?"

Unable to withstand the pressure, Erjo finally let go of its curled tail, revealing the small dried fish that had been hiding in it and causing the war.

"It's our dried fish!"

A kitten on the other side of the variegated cat secretly said that Grape ignored them. He took out a claw and pierced the dried fish and put it to the tip of his nose to smell it. It was indeed not the smell of his military dried fish.

"big cat……"

Nijo looked pitifully at the cat lord sniffing its dried fish, but he was unable to resist, and he almost shed painful tears.

"What are you crying about? You have no ambition."

Putao frowned. After carefully storing the small dried fish, he asked the logistics kitten to fill the two pieces with double portions of dried fish.

The affairs on the front line were arranged in a hurry, and the colored cat captives were sent back after paying compensation with small dried fish. The war ended in an anticlimactic manner, and with Putao's warning, it is estimated that there will not be a second armed fight.

The reason for this treatment is because the grapes smelled of magic on the dried fish.

In other words, the theft of dried small fish was most likely done by a witch, or a creature closely related to the witch.

This is no longer an internal matter of the cat clan. Although Putao is the cat chef and the famous fat cat lord of the cat clan, he still feels uneasy when facing the unknown mysterious witch.

Therefore, Putao had no choice but to move reinforcements.

"Anji Anji, please reply when you receive it! The big cat is in trouble!"
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