114: I'll be fast, you have to wait for me
Hao Minmin pulled away from her and gave her a plastic bag.
Ms. Shen was a little confused: "Minmin... you don't believe me either? As a mother, how could I mistake my son?"
Ms. Shen: "I know that I am so fair and good-looking...even a genetic mutation cannot turn me into this ugly thing."
Hao Bufan:......
Hao Bufan always knew that his mother's brain was not normal.
But he only disappeared for a month!!!
wrong!
Less than a month! Still a few days left!
She didn't even recognize herself.
He said something ugly~~In an instant, any affection or emotion was gone, only anger remained.
"Ling Bingbing!! Lend me a plane!"
"Ah?" Ling Bingbing looked at him strangely: "What are you doing? You don't know how to drive."
Hao Bufan: "Send my mother there and I'll pay for the gas!"
Since she doesn't recognize him, let her feel her own pain and become a nigger together.
"Pfft——" Ling Bingbing was happy.
"Are you sure?"
Hao Bufan: "OK!"
It's so irritating! Thinking that before he went out, he was still mocking Ling Bingbing's adoptive parents for being uneducated. Now that he saw his own mother, he wanted to give himself a slap in the face.
"Okay, check for 1.7 million or wire transfer?" Ling Bingbing gestured, and Xiao Wu immediately came over with a computer and a credit card machine.
Hao Bufan: "......"
Hao Bufan: "No...I've helped you pick up your adoptive parents, can't it be cheaper?"
Hao Bufan: "Even if there is no credit, there is still hard work. We are still a family now, right?"
Ling Bingbing: "Niece, you have to pay for school, right?"
Ling Bingbing: "I haven't even confiscated your tuition fees, how dare you give me a discount?"
This seems to be the logic, but something seems not quite right. Hao Bufan hesitated: "But..."
Ms. Shen: "I won't go~~I don't want to become an ugly ghost, blah blah blah..."
Hao Bufan: "I'll give you 5 million, and don't let my mother come back within 2 months."
Ling Bingbing: "Okay boss, no problem boss."
"Let's go now." After paying, Bufan Children's Shoes felt that his waist was extra straight.
Ling Bingbing gave Xiao Wu a look, and soon, two rows of people came in from the door, one with normal skin color, and one with dark skin.
People with normal skin color stood behind Ling Bingbing. They were also wearing silver armor, like the princess's white horse knights.
Responsible for the dark...
He directly lifted Ms. Shen up.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh~!"
Ms. Shen passed away peacefully.
"Boss, are you satisfied with what you see?" After receiving the money, Ling Bingbing looked at Hao Bufan with a much kinder look. [Everyone has a responsibility to care for the mentally retarded]
Hao Bufan slightly nodded his head reservedly: "It's... not bad."
Thinking of something, he emphasized: "My mother paid for the vacation!! Don't make any outrageous arrangements for him."
Ling Bingbing dragged her chin: "Safety is definitely no problem, but I just don't know what type of thing you are referring to by being outrageous?"
"Xiaowu~~" Ling Bingbing shouted softly.
"Here~~ Dear, we have many kinds of packages here. Let's see which one you can customize for your mother. These are packages that can be chosen for no more than 5 million, because you are a new customer. We can also give you more Your mother’s escort service, do you think it’s necessary to arrange two strong Asian men for her?”
Hao Bufan:???
Hao Bufan's face suddenly darkened: "I asked you to help me get her to wake up so that she wouldn't be able to recognize her own son. I didn't ask you to find me a new father!!"
Even though his mother remarried, it didn't have much impact on him.
but--
He doesn't want to call me daddy!
Hearing this, Xiao Wu smiled slightly: "Dear, you misunderstood. Our little brothers who accompany us are all professional tour guides. They don't have any hidden additional services. They have at least a bachelor's degree and high emotional intelligence. They only spend this little money."
I just want special service...a kiss...do you think it's appropriate?"
Hao Bufan: "What's this called a little money?"
Leaving aside the fuel cost, he also gave me more than 3 million yuan!
Xiaowu: "Otherwise? You are not so naive that you don't have to worry about anything after the lady sends you there, right? With your character, your skills, and your willingness to seek death, if we don't have our people to protect you secretly,
Do you, do you think you can leave that cannibal tribe intact?"
"I have never seen you so willing to seek death, and you even went to seduce the chief's daughter. Although the chief himself may not remember how many daughters he has, but... the tribe also has rules."
"It's not enough for you to seduce, but you seduced five or six of them at once, which made our young ladies unable to sleep at night. We had to call them remotely to apologize."
Hao Bufan: "..."
Hao Bufan was stunned.
This was also the crisis where he almost met the God of Death.
He never dreamed that even in a place where you could marry multiple wives at the same time, you couldn't just marry anyone you wanted.
Even if you want to marry, you must seek the consent of your eldest wife.
but...
He doesn't have a big wife either.
His eldest wife...
I had decided on Linlang before...
But now...
He feels...
Compared with Ling Bingbing, it seems that Linlang is more suitable for being a child?
"Bingbing...Thank you...I really don't know what I would do without you." Hao Youqian thanked him from the bottom of his heart.
Ling Bingbing looked at him and said calmly: "No need to talk nonsense."
"Just fulfill your promise."
Hao Bufan: "Promise? What promise?"
After escaping from that terrible tribe, he never dared to make a promise to anyone again.
Ling Bingbing yawned: "Of course I'll break your dog's legs, otherwise how do you think people can take it out on themselves?"
Ling Bingbing: "It's a good thing that you hooked up with five people this time. If you hooked up with six people, your legs wouldn't be enough."
Hao Bufan:!!!
"No!!! You can't do this!!"
Ling Bingbing: "Then I'll ask someone to take you back?"
Hao Bufan:......
Hao Bufan was completely depressed. He was already dark, but now his darkness began to reflect light.
"There's just...no other choice?"
"Can't we solve the problem peacefully?"
"We are all adults, and there are many ways to solve problems."
Ling Bingbing smiled and said nothing.
Mrs. Hao frowned...
"If there is a solution, why don't you solve it yourself? Why do you want me to help you solve it?"
"Okay, hurry up, I promised the old chief that I will fight as soon as I see you."
"Well, for the sake of the money you just made from me, you can choose which leg to break first."
"I'll be quick, just bear with it and it'll be fine."
Hao Bufan:@##¥%……
Mrs. Hao: Oh.
Hao Minmin: Man, ha.
At this moment, Hao Youzi came back. When she saw Hao Bufan, she was stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly.
"Hahahaha - you work too hard to be ordinary, and you paint yourself black in order to become extraordinary."
Hao Bufan:@##¥%……
Hao Youzi circled around him again, then reached out and pinched his face: "Wow! What a great dye, it doesn't fade. Go back and get some for my sister-in-law."
Hao Bufan sneered: "Does my aunt also want to be like this? There's no need to go to such trouble."
If she wanted to, he wouldn't mind letting her stay with his mother!
Hao Youzi shook his head: "No, I want to give it to my ex-husband. I think this color matches his heart better. Or you can give it to him in a big way for me. You two will definitely have a lot of fun talking."
Chapter completed!