Vegetative husband: I love it so much, I pretended to be 160: cute pig, cute (    )                                                                                                              

Xiao Chenchen: "This...will you go there again if you don't eat it?"

"puff--"

Hao Yougan:??

What.

Did he just see him and couldn't eat it?

Xiao Chenchen: "Don't get me wrong... I don't mean anything else. I just think you live in the basement? If you cook, will the cigarette be difficult to shoot?"

"Let's just finish eating here before going on, what do you think?"

Ling Bingbing thought about her room. Although the program team did not intentionally, the decoration was really quite in-depth.

"Okay, then thank you for your hard work, sister."

Xiao Chenchen: "It's not hard, do you have any food bans? If you don't have food bans, how about we eat braised pork ribs at noon? I think the pork ribs are quite fresh, and I'm the best way to cook spicy dishes!"

Xiao Chenchen said, and after she said that, she stuck out her tongue with a little embarrassed look: "But I haven't done it for a long time. I don't know if my level was still there."

"It must be here! I believe my sister." Ling Bingbing immediately turned into a praising party, cutting all the vegetables that Xiao Chenchen praised for making a picture of it.

"Sister is so great! Such thin silk!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Um! It's delicious! I'm going to have three bowls today!"

The whole kitchen echoed Ling Bingbing's praise and Xiao Chenchen's gentle and somewhat proud laughter.

【Ah... Although they are all home-cooked dishes, they inexplicably think they are delicious. What's going on?】

【Yes, yes...it makes people feel very appetizing.】

[Wuwuwu, girls are the cutest. I have been cooking for more than 20 years, and my husband has never praised me for a few times.]

【Will that be the unpalatable thing you made?】

[Ha, then can he gain 60 pounds? Have he eaten it for 20 years?]

【...】

Looking at the harmonious barrage, Qin Di went to bed with confidence.

Yes.

He also needs a lunch break.

This is probably the easiest variety show he has ever filmed.

The female guest had some jokes.

Without memes... it can also create joy for everyone.

for example...

Wang Changshuai, who went to deliver express delivery, chose the cheapest means of transportation - a pig.

Yes.

The program team gave him a pig.

The pig also introduces it, saying that it is the smartest pig in the entire Great Wilderness Mountain.

This pig is indeed smart, it recognizes its way.

But because he is too smart, he not only knows the way, but also takes a detour and even pretends to be dead.

As long as he didn't give him food, he would just walk a few steps and lay down.

Or you would deliberately jump into the muddy puddle, and before you could reach the foot of the mountain, Wang Changshuai's clothes were already covered in mud spots.

Before he could stand on the ground to catch his breath, the pig twisted his butt and raised his front legs first, shook gracefully, and did not shake off. He took the initiative to stick to Wang Changshuai and rubbed his clothes~~

After rubbing the four hooves, it circled around Wang Changshuai, then stopped in front of him and shook its little tail.

Wang Changshuai:!!

The next second, Wang Changshuai's chest was also occupied by mud ideas.

Provoke (英英英)!!

——

Dahuangshan Middle School.

The bell rang three times, but Song Yu still sat in the chair and kept moving.

He never dreamed that he would not even surpass elementary school students in his lifetime.

He even unexpectedly, a college student who graduated from a prestigious university could not understand junior high school physics questions.

Who is he, where he is, where he comes from, and where he is going?

Why did he...get crazy and become a tutor in this school?

"Brother Song, don't you eat? The food in the cafeteria is OK, it's a big pot of vegetables with meat."

"Although it can't compare to the sea cucumber and abalone at the foot of your mountain, it has no problem with taste and hygiene."

Just as the god of the silence, a head came out from outside and talked to him with a smile.

Seeing that Song Yu was still holding the book, Damu scratched his head and said tentatively: "It's not solved yet, so forget it if you don't. Anyway, I didn't plan to really know you."

Song Yu:!!!

Yes.

He won't!!

He doesn't even know how to do the first grade of junior high school!!

"And..." Damu stopped talking when he saw that he was staring at his temples.

"And what? Why don't you say it?" Song Yu gritted his teeth.

He was so angry!!

Thinking that everything about this morning was still live, he wanted to die even more.

No, how can a person as good as him die? The whole show should be rewindled.

He will definitely not compete with Xiao Chenchen for his teacher’s profession!

He would rather go and deliver takeaway!

"And... when people are hungry, they are less likely to faint."

"And... not eating can't improve IQ."

"Of course, I didn't mean that you have low IQ. Don't get me wrong."

Song Yu: @##￥%…

After saying that, Damu shrugged and added: "After all, in this world, it is not better than anyone who lives for a long time."

"I'm old, but there are many people who don't understand math problems in the book. Don't feel guilty."

Song Yu:!!!

Oki: "Don't blame yourself!"

Song Yu:??

What is it...

He blamed himself! He wanted to be a shark!

Yes.

The person in front of him is one of his students today.

It's called Damu.

Damu is 15 this year and is on the first day of the junior high school.

At first glance, when she heard about her age and grade, Song Yu thought that the school was full of children who had no money to go to school.

This kind of person who is only in the first grade of junior high school at the age of 15 must be the kind of stupid and stupid existence.

It may be a problem to keep up or not.

But who knew that as soon as he entered the door, the man came with his homework book.

I have sorted out the questions, with a total of 10 questions.

He looked through the homework exercise book that was distributed by their school. He should have used environmentally friendly paper. The paper was very broken and exuded a strong smell of ink.

He took the question, coughed confidently, and was about to start pretending - [No], he started to talk about the question.

but...
To be continued...