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After the efforts of several loyal ministers and small soldiers, Feiyin Fifth was safe and sound. Unfortunately, these ministers and small soldiers rolled on the ground, but they could not extinguish the flames on their bodies. The first player, O'Semez, was pouring out the oil and fire, and of course it was not easy to extinguish it. Feiyin Fifth's head was bright, so he hurriedly took off the imperial robe on his body, covered a minister, pulled his pants and urinated, and said, "Hurry, cover them with clothes, pee, and extinguish them."
The words woke up the dreamer. Feiyin's soldiers and ministers around him followed suit, covering them with clothes and urinating. After the hard work of everyone, the method worked and the fire was finally extinguished.
The soldiers and ministers felt so happy that they could not describe it. They thought to themselves: "Using people as urinating tools is a great pleasure. Besides, it is better to pee with the king, the supreme glory! The king's thing is different from ours. It's so much bigger and a little bit older. No wonder he can have so many concubines. When the war is over, I will change to a big one and have many wives and concubines." Next, of course, various plans and all kinds of erotic thoughts appeared in everyone's hearts.
The soldiers and ministers who burned the fire were moved and thanked Feiyin Fifth for his great kindness, especially the minister who had given Feiyin Fifth Dragon Urination, hugged Feiyin Fifth Dragon Urination while crying while wiping tears. He said a lot of good things, blowing the "Dragon Soup" so that it only exists in the sky, and there will never be any more in the world, making Feiyin Fifth a little elated. He really thought that his urine was different, so he comforted everyone with a smile and told them to go down and rest. Of course, the rewards were to be said.
Feiyin Fifth looked at the back of the injured people, shook his head, and his face felt a little happy. His urine was different. How could he be unhappy? How could he know what the minister was thinking? The minister thought to himself: "The king's urine is so smelly. It's a bit fucked. He is really unethical. If he doesn't spit other places, he just spits it into my mouth. Can fire burn into my mouth?"
A discordant voice sounded on the top of the city, "You bastard, your dog's urine smells so smelly! Damn bastard, he actually urinated. Are you that kind of person?"
It was Semez's teasing voice.
There was a burst of laughter on the top of the city. Even Colum couldn't help but laugh.
The city was happy and the city was sad. The soldiers of Jingtang Kingdom thought that Semez's words were indeed funny. They just didn't dare to laugh, they could only laugh secretly in their hearts.
Paginqi, who was watching the battle on the hill, shed tears of pain in her eyes. She cried and said, "It's over, it's over, it's over. The king did not expect that the city gate would not be opened for a long time, which means that something was wrong. The soldiers entering the city would be wiped out. The king used the Thunder Leopard Group to bombard the city walls, not the city gates. He was wasted the strength of the Thunder Leopard Group. When he rushed into the city, he seemed to be sure to win. In fact, he was at the end of his strength and would be defeated one by one in the street fighting." Paginqi wiped his tears for a while and said six words, "The fire broke out, the door opened, and the defeat was a crushing defeat!"
Although he only had six characters, he predicted what happened next in the Yunyang War. Everything was carried out according to these six characters "mantra". Therefore, Parkinch added another title "Great Prophet".
As Parkinchi said, the city was filled with fire and thick smoke, covering the sky of the fortress. Looking at this incredible scene, Feiyin Fifth's mouth became a circle, and he couldn't figure out what this is. Why did Feng Huaming set fire to the city?
The unsolvable Feiyin Fifth looked at the Military Minister Feng Se, who was also unaware of it. He skillfully looked at the city and pretended to be confused.
Feiyin Fifth looked at the ministers and they all had neck tilts. Looking at the top of the city, they actually enjoyed the scenery.
The helpless Feiyin Fifth thought a strange thought in his heart, thinking that maybe Parkinqi knew, but unfortunately Parkinqi was watching the battle on the hills and was not by his side, so he couldn't ask. Moreover, after thinking about it, he was just an ignorant prisoner, even if he knew, he might not have to surrender to ask him.
Fighting for face was the biggest flaw of Feiyin V, and it was this flaw that made him miss the great strategist and military strategist, Parkinch.
For some reason, Fengse suddenly had a crazy idea and hurriedly said to Feiyin Fifth: "Congratulations to the king, the enemy is about to escape. This is the destruction they were doing before they escaped, strengthening the walls and clearing the fields, and leaving us no useful things."
What exactly made Fengse say such words has always been a mystery. Some people say he wants to flatter, while others say he wants to show his uniqueness.
Of course, there are two types of uniqueness, one is surprisingly good, and the other is surprisingly stupid, and he belongs to the latter. He did not expect that even if Feng Huaming wanted to escape, how could he send Kelun to block the gap? Besides, an hour has passed, why hasn't the city gate been opened yet?
With a word, Feiyin Wushi suddenly realized the truth, patted Fengse's shoulder and said, "My dear, you are so sorry for reminding me. He ordered loudly: "Strengthen the defense to prevent the enemy from escaping. Then send people to drive them up and take down the gap at all costs."
The order to strengthen defense and prevent the enemy from escaping is equivalent to not saying anything. Everyone knows that the millions of troops in Jingtang surrounded the Yunyang Fortress. Feng Huaming wanted to escape, where would he escape?
The soldiers of Jingtang Kingdom, who received strict orders, rushed towards the gap desperately, and countless arrows were greeted. The soldiers of Jingtang Kingdom rushed forward one after another, and the arrows on the city were shot in rows until the corpses were piled up in the mountains, and there was no use at all. Occasionally, a few soldiers who rushed into the city took advantage of the cavalry led by Kelun, and let them move their muscles and bones and split them into pieces.
Semez likes to show off, and he is indispensable everywhere. He blinks his eyes and directs the archer to shoot arrows, while teasing Feiyin V, saying, "Baby, are you thinking about why there is a fire in the city?"
Not only did Feiyin V want to know, but who did not want to know his ministers or soldiers, Feiyin V was embarrassed to ask for advice and said with a provocation: "Hmph, what's hard to know? It's not that you want to escape and are damaging, and don't want to leave us useful things."
There was a burst of laughter on the top of the city, as if we were laughing at the fool. The one who laughed very happily and madly was Semez. He pointed at Feiyin V and said sarcastically: "Fool, fool, bastard, you are such a fool. Let me tell you, bastard, it's not that we want to escape, but that we are encircling your Thunder Leopard Group, and those idiots who die."
Feiyin Fifth did not believe it at all, and said with a glance: "Brave, you will not commit a death sentence. The couplet has forgiven you, just brag."
The ministers beside him also sneered, responding to the ridicule on the city wall.
Semez smiled exaggeratedly and said, "Baby, let me tell you clearly, you are such a stupid donkey, you are so stupid that you can't be stupid. You have such an elite group of Thunder Leopards, but you just don't know how to use it. You have to bombard the city wall like a gate, consume all their power, and rush into the city, won't you die?"
Listening to Semez's praise of his Thunder Leopard Group, Feiyin V couldn't help but feel proud and said, "It's good that you know it's amazing, you still have some knowledge."
Semez said: "Of course I have knowledge, and I know the mistakes of you, the bastard. Tell you, the city gate is better than the city wall. You don't know how many groups of your Thunder Leopard Group divided into places and bombarded the city gate in turn, but came to bombard the city wall, and they were still on the same page. You are so stupid, it's a pity for such an elite army."
Feiyin Fifth's smile froze on his face, and he suddenly realized it, but he was helpless.
The ministers around Feiyin Fifth followed his footsteps, first suddenly realized, and then frustrated. The performance of the Military Minister Feng Se was a bit special. In addition to these expressions, he also had a pale face. As the Military Minister, if Feiyin Fifth held him a charge without reminding him in advance, he would have no 10,000 brains that were not enough to cut, how could he not be anxious? For state affairs, his reaction was not fast enough, and he would protect himself very quickly, and he was the way to be an official.
"The setting fire is to encircle and annihilate your Leibao regiment. My marshal did not want the soldiers to suffer too much, so he ordered the setting fire." Semez acted as if his grandfather had taught his grandson a lesson and said, "You don't have to worry about us. If the city is burned, we can build up again. If the soldiers die, we cannot be resurrected. My marshal cherishes every soldier of her. Unlike you, he only knows how reckless you want your soldiers to rush up and die. I am really worth it for your soldiers! You must know how hard it is to be pregnant for ten months and twenty years of raising them. But you don't cherish the efforts of their parents for twenty years. Hey, the soldiers of Jingtang Kingdom, listen, our hands are sore. You also let us rest for a while, don't sacrifice your incompetent king. Let's rest aside. He is not afraid of death, so let him come up."
Semez is a famous empty talker in the Ziyun Legion. Unexpectedly, he started a war propaganda in front of the formation, and the effect was surprisingly good. The soldiers of Jingtang Kingdom obviously believed him and the offensive was not as fierce as before. Some soldiers even deliberately slowed down.
Colum couldn't help but look at Semez with admiration, raised his thumb, patted his shoulder, and said, "Semez, you really have it."
Colum was one of the most feared characters of Semez. It was very difficult to get his praise. This was the first time in my memory. Semez was very happy, and his chest thrust, saying, "Of course. Oh, why are you hitting me?" He looked at Colum in confusion, covering his stomach and screaming.
Colum blew on the giant fist and said, "Give you some paint, and you want to open a dyeing shop."
After the pain, Semez continued to tease, saying, "You bastard, you don't have to worry about our people. The Marshal said that the spoils this time were all distributed to the people to compensate for their losses. Every time you came, you would bring a large amount of supplies, enough for us to use for a while, and this time it was the most, enough for them to lie in bed and eat for several years. (To be continued. (.))
Chapter completed!