Chapter Thirteen Stop vomiting! You all vomited on your mother!
The old lady scooped up all the prepared pancakes.
Dai Hongliu had no choice but to wash other rice and cook some rice porridge.
Nuobao is easy to feed and even drinks rice soup with a smile on his face.
Dai Hongliu felt a little sad and said coaxingly: "Your father said he would buy you candy when he comes back, but my mother hid it and only gave it to Nuobao to eat, okay?"
As soon as Nuobao nodded vigorously, an aunt came running out of the fence and said in a tone that she was just watching the excitement and said, "Hey, Nuobao's mother, do you want to see your mother-in-law?"
Dai Hongliu said angrily: "I just left my house, what is there to see?"
"Hey, why don't you go take a look, hahaha!"
She laughed and said, "Your mother-in-law just left your house and didn't walk far when she fell on the road ahead. Guess what?"
"In that grass cage that hasn't been used in ten thousand years, a wasp's nest as big as a washbasin was smashed out! The wasp doesn't know what's going on. It doesn't chase anyone. It can just chase it from behind your mother-in-law's butt, crying like a wolf all the way.
It’s a shame if you don’t go and take a look!”
Dai Hongliu hesitated for a moment and said: "The roads in the village are commonly used by people, so why is there a hornet's nest in the grass cage?"
Aren’t hornet nests always in trees?
The aunt curled her lips and said, "I'm sure some god or bodhisattva couldn't stand her evil deeds, so he rewarded her with her treasure. Otherwise, why wouldn't others encounter her?"
"I'm going to take a look, will you go?"
Dai Hongliu said dumbfounded: "Sister-in-law, you can go alone, I have to take care of the children at home."
Besides, she wished she could put as much distance as possible between herself and the old lady, and it would be best if she never interacted with her until the end of her life.
It's better not to watch this kind of excitement.
The aunt chased after her to see the joke, while Brother Wu was a little excited when he was squatting on the floor washing dishes.
"Mom, wasp tails are poisonous. They can cause wounds to become red, swollen and painful, and can even change a person's appearance. Do you think my mother will swell into a pig's head if she is chased by a swarm of wasps?"
As a professional, Nuobao immediately grabbed his face and pulled it from side to side, and pinched his nose to make a realistic pig nose.
The fifth brother laughed out loud when he saw it.
Dai Hongliu held back his laughter and said, "Xiaowu, Nuobao, don't be naughty."
She pretended to scold him, and when she turned around she was in a good mood, rinsing things and humming a little tune.
Brother Shi Wu suppressed a smile and said, "Look, Nuobao, people can't do bad things, otherwise they will turn into pigs like our grandma!"
Nuobao laughed as he thought about the bad luck charm he threw into the basin and the bad luck charm he slapped on the old lady.
Where can I go if I become a pig?
The best is yet to come.
On the other side, Mr. Shi managed to escape the wasp's pursuit and rushed into the house while crawling.
In the morning, when I felt like I was possessed by an evil spirit, my uncle had already returned to normal.
He didn't even remember what happened last night.
When the old lady was bitten, her body was itchy and painful. It can be seen that the first move she saw her son took out the pancake hidden close to her body.
She fell and ran all over the place, but none of the pancakes in her arms fell out!
As soon as my sister-in-law extended her hand, she was patted by the old lady.
"No rules! Your third brother hasn't eaten yet!"
Aunt Shi was dissatisfied and said: "There are so many on display, what's wrong if I eat just one?"
After she finished speaking, she grabbed two more and walked into the house.
The old lady quickly stuffed the cake into the hands of uncle Shi who looked confused: "Ping'er, eat quickly."
"This cake is still warm!"
The son and daughter were eating the pancakes she had worked so hard to bring, but no one asked her why her face was swollen.
The old lady changed her arrogant way of ordering people, poured water and handed cakes while the uncle was full. In the end, adhering to the principle of not wasting, he swept in the remaining half of the cake.
In one's own belly.
There is no shortage of food at home, but what I snatched from Dai Hongliu is even more delicious than what I have at home!
The family of three was full before the stove was turned on. The old lady didn't care about the pain on her body. She pulled her uncle Shi and asked: "My son, did Dai Hongliu and the others hurt you last night? You..."
Gulu.
"Didn't I tell you everything? I don't remember, I..."
Gulu gulu.
The irritability on Uncle Shi's face slowly solidified, he stood up holding his stomach and said, "I'm going out for a while."
He kicked off and went to the toilet.
Mrs. Shi patted her thigh and said strangely: "Who else could it be? I..."
"Hey, Nier, why are you running away?!"
"I need to go to the bathroom!"
Whether the houses in the village are made of mud or bricks, their structures are roughly the same.
There is only one toilet in the backyard.
As soon as Uncle Shi walked out holding his stomach, Aunt Shi rushed in with a white face.
The old lady was about to say whether she had eaten something bad, but before she could say anything, her stomach growled.
She felt the turmoil in her stomach and rushed out immediately.
"Nier, come out quickly! I can't hold it in anymore!"
Amid the frantic shouting of the old lady, the toilet faced its most terrifying day of bearing weight since the beginning of feces.
The young lady fell to the ground with weak legs and complained: "Mom, where did the pancakes come from?"
"I got it from Dai Hongliu!"
"I watched the cakes being made with my own eyes, and all you eat are baked by me. How is that possible..."
"Ouch."
Halfway through her words, her expression became extremely painful, and she banged the wooden door of the toilet: "Son, hurry up!"
From morning to noon, this family of three seemed to be trapped in an inescapable cycle.
The old lady was squatting on the pit with her head covered in cold sweat, and stood up with her knees propped up when she heard the knock on the door.
But at this moment, a huge dog head suddenly appeared from the side of the straw toilet.
The dog stared at her fiercely with its dark eyes, and was drooling crazily around its bared teeth.
Mrs. Shi yelled and wanted to pull up her pants, but who knew that the wild dog was frightened, barked like crazy, and rushed towards her!
Plop!
Wow!
"Help!"
Uncle Shi and Aunt Shi rushed in when they heard the cry for help, and saw the old lady floating up and down in the black and white manure pit...
The two of them were so disgusted that they couldn't stop vomiting.
The neighbor who came over after hearing the sound saw it and anxiously put a bamboo pole into the manure pit: "Stop vomiting! You have all vomited on your mother!"
"Hurry up and help pull the person up!"
With the combined efforts of several people, the old lady Shi, who was so heavy that her stomach was bulging, was finally pulled ashore.
The zealous neighbor who rescued people didn't even ask for his own bamboo pole, he just pinched his nose and ran out.
Before my sister-in-law Shi could say her concerned words, her stomach started beating again.
With a ferocious face, she rushed into the toilet before Uncle Shi.
Uncle Shi shouted in despair and anger: "Damn girl, get out of here!"
The anxiety and stench here dissipated along the air, and the neighbor who rescued the person told the passing villagers about the excitement in the toilet with disgust on his face.
At the same time, Nuobao was moving slowly while holding on to the wall.
The original body was weak, and the family members protected her very well, so she had almost no chance to go to the ground, so she never left.
At her insistence, Dai Hongliu and Brother Shi Wu watched nervously as she moved along the room bit by bit, their eyes red with excitement.
Nuobao can speak Chinese words and can now walk a few steps while holding on to the wall.
In a few days, won't Nuobao's illness be cured?
The two people behind him wiped away their tears silently, Nuo Bao tried his best to ignore their gazes, which were always ready to catch him and continued to look outside.
But as she walked, she realized something was wrong.
She reached out and touched the small bag hanging around her neck. She felt her hair being heated in the bag and raised her eyebrows slightly.
It takes no effort to get there even if you wear iron shoes.
Chapter completed!