Chapter 2 Don't look down on Tong Zigong!
With his rich working experience, Yuan Zhong did not have any symptoms such as dizziness and nausea when he woke up, and he remembered the events of yesterday very clearly.
"you're awake?"
A voice sounded from beside Yuan Zhong. Yuan Zhong's eyes widened and he turned to look.
That woman as beautiful as a fairy was lying next to him!
Her skin is fair and moist, with a faint shimmer, her eyes are as bright as the stars, and her long hair is spread casually, which is charming and charming, but also gives people the clarity of a girl next door.
"Aba Aba..."
Yuan Zhong was stunned. He suspected that he had traveled to parallel time and space, otherwise how could he explain all this.
Could it be that he was reincarnated and became a legendary protagonist, a tall, rich and handsome person?
Can I find a model as my girlfriend every day from now on?
hey-hey…
Yuan Zhong, who was thinking about a bright future, suddenly flew up from the bed and landed heavily on the ground, making a huge noise.
Someone outside the window shouted: "Are young people playing so hard nowadays? Keep your voice down, don't disturb my sleep!"
The woman glanced coldly outside the window, waved her hand and threw a spell with thunder and lightning. A minute later, a scream sounded outside the window, and then disappeared quickly.
"Did you electrocute him to death?" Yuan Zhong said in disbelief. Is this woman's method too cruel, and it will cost someone's life?
The woman said calmly: "No, just a little punishment."
"So, why are you on my bed? Are you and me... poof..." Yuan Zhong said, his nostrils couldn't help but spurt out a stream of hot air, and even the pain was ignored.
"No, you are still a child."
The woman exuded a mocking look, which disappointed Yuan Zhong.
"Then let me ask you, Fairy, why do you want to be here with me if you are so capable?"
Yuan Zhong said feebly, he didn't believe that he had any halo that could attract such a capable fairy-like figure.
"Didn't you want to commit suicide yesterday? I saved you, and you should repay me now."
The woman stood up and her clothes had turned into pink pajamas.
Yuan Zhong had a grimace on his face: "What can I give you in return?"
"Tell me how I can make money in this day and age with my skills." The woman said calmly.
"...Are you really from the sky? Well, you have to register for an ID card, and then find a job, or work as a bodyguard for rich people, or else go to work as a mercenary in a war-torn area, it's absolutely a big mistake
earn."
"Are there no ghosts or monsters in this era? I just destroyed a monster cave yesterday. Does it mean that catching monsters and driving them out is useless now?"
The woman was a little confused. She clearly remembered that there were all kinds of strange shapes hidden under the abandoned building. In short, there were no monsters similar to humans.
"Well... I don't know. If there are ghosts in this world, they are drunkards, poor ghosts, and mentally retarded ghosts."
Yuan Zhong sighed and picked up the remote control on the bedside table: "If you came from the sky, first watch TV to understand the world."
The TV was turned on, and an extremely fantasy news message came up: "It is reported that alien life appeared in the sky above the explosion of an abandoned building in the suburbs of Qingcheng. The police found a large number of irregular humanoid body parts at the explosion site of the building. Qingcheng citizens are requested not to go out unless necessary.
.”
…
Yuan Zhong was stunned. He looked at the woman: "You...fortunately, they didn't take pictures of your face."
The woman snorted coldly: "How can such low-end methods reveal the true appearance of an immortal?"
As soon as she finished speaking, the room shook suddenly.
"There's an earthquake! Run!" Yuan Zhong shouted, grabbing the woman's hand and rushing outside. He accidentally lost his footing and threw himself into the woman's arms.
Is this the legendary gentle town?
Yuan Zhong felt very happy, and then he was beaten away by a woman again.
"Mortal! Presumptuous!"
After the woman's palm was pushed out, her whole body softened. Her originally cold face suddenly became panicked, and she lost the demeanor of a royal sister, like a helpless little girl.
"Hahaha, you don't have much cultivation left, do you? It's really hard for you to think of hiding in an ordinary person's home."
Crazy laughter came from downstairs, and Yuan Zhong was shocked. This woman's destructive power could demolish a house. So this guy who was a rival to the woman was going to destroy the bachelor apartment he had just paid the rent for?
A swift old lady appeared on the window. She leaned against the window with a sinister smile.
"You little Taoist nun, don't you want to do justice for heaven? Today you will die together with an innocent person."
The old lady laughed wildly, grinning from the corner of her mouth to her ears, revealing a row of sharp teeth. She walked directly through the window and came into the room.
"Haha, sure enough, I don't have much strength left. Do you want to use this man's yang energy to recover, but don't want to? Have you already reached this point?"
The woman didn't reply. She put away her panic and stood silently on one side. No one present noticed that there was a sharp knife hidden in her sleeve.
"Old Biden, at such an old age, can you stop acting like a villain? It's disgusting and not suitable for you. It's really ugly. It's disgusting..."
Mud, you look down on people so much. This will determine my life or death! You old Biden, I am the same after all...forget it.
Yuan Zhong thought for a few seconds, but he didn't realize that he had experienced anything extraordinary in his life, so he could only bite the bullet and reply, not wanting to die like cannon fodder.
The old lady with a grimace narrowed her eyes. Although the woman didn't have much magic power, her reaction was faster than Yuan Zhong's. She stretched out her hand and pushed again.
Yuan Zhong's head hit the TV without hesitation, blood quietly left from his forehead, and three deep blood marks appeared on his right arm.
"Ah! I have Xiaoyou! Xiaoyou who will accompany me day and night! Boil the mud!" After experiencing yesterday's incident, Yuan Zhong took the risk and yelled without any scruples.
The old lady with a grimace diverted the hatred. This woman was just a piece of cake, so there was no problem in keeping her until the end.
She waved her paw towards Yuan Zhong again.
Yuan Zhong subconsciously waved his hand to resist, and Xiaoyou threw out a few streaks of blood, which splashed on the grimace old lady's hand, making a barbecue sound.
The shaking room returned to calm, and the residents next door did not react at all.
The old lady with a grimace looked gloomy: "Boy, you have the guts! Can blood break my ghost realm? Who are you?"
Yuan Zhong realized that the old lady with a grimace was so scrupulous about his own blood and had already relied on him, so he said firmly: "Ordinary people, what? You can't even beat me, an ordinary person, so why are you pretending to compete here?"
He gritted his teeth and smeared blood on his fists, determined to avenge Xiaoyou.
"No, how old are you?" The old lady with a grimace felt the heat of the blood. Even her strength could not heal the bloody wound.
"23, what's wrong? Do you have any opinions?" Yuan Zhong cautiously approached the old lady with a grimace.
"You're still a child at 23 years old? You've never passed at school? You've never passed at work? What kind of weirdo are you?" The old lady with a grimace yelled.
"I'm a kid, it's none of your business. I'm going to study hard and make progress every day!" Yuan Zhong punched the old lady with a grimace.
The old lady with a grimace screamed as the blood in her fists was stimulated, and she quickly broke the window and jumped out.
With the sound of broken glass, Yuan Zhong's face turned green again. He just felt like a green-headed fly. How much money would he have to pay?
He did not chase him, but crouched down in distress. The broken glass on the ground made this man particularly desolate.
"You're not even afraid of death anymore, are you still afraid of losing money?"
The woman dragged her tired body to Yuan Zhong. She noticed a strange light in the corner of her eye. She leaned over and looked at it. It was Yuan Zhong's mobile phone.
"Huh? Yuan Zhong, what is this? Live broadcast?" The woman was surprised, she shouted, and pulled Yuan Zhong up to watch.
Yuan Zhong was depressed. Ever since the woman who was the anchor performed multi-person sports in front of him, he had become extremely repulsive to this industry.
He's going to be a bad anchor.
"Adventurer live broadcast?" Yuan Zhong was confused, and then remembered the voice he heard yesterday.
He looked at the comments in the live broadcast, and they were all ridiculing.
[It’s so troublesome to fight even a little kitten demon. How dare you be an adventurer? 】
[Although the woman next to me is beautiful, she feels useless, tsk tsk tsk.]
Words such as vases and waste were used wildly, stimulating the nerves of the two of them.
"Destroy you beep-"
Yuan Zhong was depressed. If he cursed, the beep would automatically go off. Now except for the old mobile phone in his hand, there is no other black technology.
As soon as his hand was empty, the woman had already snatched away the phone and roared with a red face: "I'm not a vase, you beep, I'm an immortal. Do immortals understand? If I hadn't been raped by that Sabi who calls himself the Extraordinary Research Institute.
The company has been deceived, I will kill you all with one hand!"
"Remember my name, my name is Lin Xinyue! Diuleilou! The Yan family shovel!"
It's a nice name, but where has her aloofness gone?
She was aloof and immortal before?
Yuan Zhong was stunned and suddenly realized that the word vase was very sensitive to Lin Xinyue.
"You! Yes, it's you! That old bastard said that the human world will be in chaos, so I followed him down and met the guy who claimed to be the development of human career. Yes, I was tricked by that Sabi. If I hadn't discovered
It’s early, I’m afraid I won’t even have any scum left.”
Angrily, Lin Xinyue put her cell phone in her pocket as she should. The pink pajamas did not make her look so fierce, just like an anxious kitten.
"Ah, I need a mobile phone." Yuan Zhong really didn't expect that she would snatch his little phone away, and he felt heartbroken.
"Your phone belongs to me now! What do you think?"
"no comment."
"Very good. Since they say you are a waste, I also think you are."
"But I won't abandon you. Now you will be my little brother, and I will make you awesome."
"Let you get what you want. As for the chaos that old bastard said, wait until I regain my strength first! Gan!"
Yuan Zhong naturally did not dare to provoke this angry woman. The two times she pushed him just now were like being hit by a car.
but……
Chapter completed!