Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite NextPage

Chapter 10 You have no heart! You are not human!(1/2)

Su Tang relaxed all over and was in a good mood to the bitter face Zhou Huan and Lan Xinle.

The two of them glared at her fiercely, turned around and left.

Su Nan held the fishing net and wanted to speak but stopped, and looked back frequently.

Su Tang only thought Su Nan was worried about her, so she waved her hand and said, "It's okay, don't worry!"

"It's very simple to pick up goose eggs~ squat down and pick them up, it's fine!"

The happy Su Tang, Lu Yibai followed the program team to the home of a large goose farmer.

That was a grandfather wearing a black hat and sallow skin.

Seeing Su Tang laughing, he couldn't see the eyes, and stuffed the small basket into the hands of both of them, "Then I'll both of you."

Su Tang took the basket with both hands, calmly and calmly: "Leave it to us!"

Lu Yibai behind him also nodded.

Grandpa grinned and nodded repeatedly, "Good kids, they are all good kids."

After being praised like this, Su Tang was immediately full of energy and swore to pick up more eggs!

The two walked towards the goose shed one after another, and heard a sound inside from afar.

Su Tang's feet were a little faster and he pushed open the door of the shed.

Hundreds of white-haired and yellow-mouthed goose inside turned to look at her at the same time—

Su Tang was surprised: "Ah, so many geese!"

The next moment, the big goose flapped its big wings and rushed over—

“Gaga!”

Su Tang's eyes were full of clear stupidity, and he stood there motionless.

"Hey? Don't squeeze!?tui, hair, it's lost, hey? Why do you bite people! Ah! It hurts so much!"

“Gaga!”

Su Tang covered her belly that had just been pecked, and her beauty was fading: "Ahhhh! Help! I'm surrounded by a geese!?"

Lu Yibai's face changed and he hurried over.

In just two minutes, Su Tang's clothes were dirty, her hair was messy, and her footsteps were unstable. Her eyes were full of panic. She had no time to care about her image and dignity, and she shouted at the top of her voice:

"Lu Yibai helps you!!"

Lu Yibai's eyes were filled with confusion, and he subconsciously stepped into the goose circle.

The next moment, Lu Yibai fell.

The two of them looked at each other from a distance through hundreds of big geese flapping their wings.

Goose feathers are flying all over the sky, the scene is chaotic and touching.

Twenty minutes later, Lu Yibai finally pulled Su Tang out of the goose shed.

The moment the big goose was about to rush out, he closed the door with a blank expression.

The big goose rushed to the door, "Gagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Su Tang covered his ears: "Are they scolding me?"

"No." Lu Yibai's voice was quiet, and he took off the goose feathers on Su Tang's head one by one, "It's a threat."

Thuro: "?"

"They said, if they dare to come in again, they twist their heads off for you!"

【Hahahahahaha, God twisted his head off for you, I'm so laughing to death】

[Picking up goose eggs is very simple~ Squat down and pick them up, it's fine!]

【Geese...is really so scary?】

【It is known that a big goose is equal to the combat power of an adult man】

Netizens watching the live broadcast were all laughing crazy.

The cameraman who followed the filming couldn't help but keep squeaking.

Su Tang stared at the cameraman expressionlessly.

"Is it funny? My clothes are dirty, my hair is messy, and I'm bitten by a goose. Is this funny?"

The more I talked about it, the more I couldn't help it, and the camera was clicked twice.

Thurotang:!!

He nodded!

He admitted it!

Su Tang's beautiful eyes blew fire: "Do you know how painful it is to be bitten by a big goose once? You don't know! You just know how to hahaha! You have no heart! You are not human! That goose, such a big goose, you let us pick up the eggs! Do you want goose eggs! What you want is clearly my life!"

"Hahahaha... Yes, sorry! Hahaha... I can't help it, Emma, ​​my stomach hurts so much..."

Su Tang yelled at the camera.

Netizens watched her gesturing and scolding, and the barrage that was already hahaha suddenly became more dense.

【Made, Sutang is so cute!】

[Are you cursing? You obviously want me to laugh to death haha]

[The Su Tang I thought before the live broadcast: I was unreasonable. After watching the live broadcast, Su Tang: The real silly and vicious tongue is brave]

[Isn't it brave? She is a strange woman who can face hundreds of geese]

[Picking up goose eggs is very simple~ Squat down and pick them up, it's fine!]

[That big and so big goose, you ask us to pick up the eggs! Are you looking for goose eggs? You obviously want my life]

There is an up owner who has hahaha, and he hangs this clip on Weibo, with only a piece of text in it. Hahahaha.

Netizens who haven't watched the live broadcast click in and take a look-

[Is this Sutang? The person with a bun in sportswear and a bun and a head full of goose feathers... is it really Sutang?]

[I laughed so hard that even the chickens within ten miles of radius were not afraid to crow. If this was Su Tang's way of whitewashing and establishing a character, I admit that I was happy and I was so happy]

【Cutely thought



【What's wrong upstairs, I've reported it】

Su Tang used to be the title of a famous socialite daughter, which inevitably made people feel a little distance.

She was too lazy to explain after being on the hot search again and again. Netizens were brainwashed by major marketing accounts and had preconceived bias against her.

This is her first business in three years since she entered the circle.

At the beginning, everyone came with a joke-taking attitude.

But as I looked at it, I realized... this woman is so damn sweet!

Adid watched Su Tang's fans surge again, and the mood was mixed.

She thought Su Tang would become popular.

Maybe it's because of beauty.

Maybe he will become the king of the book and become the top star because he will be strong throughout his life.

But the situation is a bit unexpected now.

The first wave is because of the poisonous tongue, and the second wave is because of the sand sculpture.

Has the taste of contemporary netizens become so abnormal?

There were many troubles outside, and Su Tang, who handed over his phone, was not clear about it.

At this time, she was frowning and circled around the goose shed, trying to find a breakthrough point.

After a circle... Oh, the shed is made of iron, and there is not even a dog hole.

No, why did she look for a dog hole?

"Or..." Lu Yibai suggested, "I'll take some feed to attract their attention, and you'll run away if you take two?"

Su Tang's eyes lit up, "Okay!"

The two reached a consensus and soon stood in front of the shed door again.

Lu Yibai took the goose food and calmed down his mind: "Is it open?"

Su Tang was so cowardly that his legs were so weak, "Wait, I... I'll go and have a drink of water."

Five minutes later.

"open?"
To be continued...
Prev Index    Favorite NextPage