Chapter 672 Simulating the Environment of Each Body Bionic Mixed Egg Incubation Method(1/2)
I saw Jiang Nan pull out his little coaching stick and patting it in his palm, looking around the audience!
"I'll introduce myself before starting!"
The dimple jumped to the podium and tilted their heads and said sweetly!
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"Hello everyone, my name is Xiao Dimple! It is Lord Yin's spiritual pet! My biggest wish is to make Lord Yin fall in love with me!"
With one sentence, the whole classroom was silent in an instant!
The experts and professors stared at each other with horror on their faces, and almost broke their glasses!
Hiss ~
He really spoke, so fluent!
Die young!
All the students were shocked. Now the Southern God is more than the dream of 900 million girls?
Can even the spirit beasts resist the charm of this southerner?
At this moment, Xiong Er, who was standing beside him, spoke!
"What's inside~ I, Bear II! My ancestral home is Qiandao Lake, and the two-star black bear spirit beast in platinum, come out to have a meal with Brother Nan!"
"Today I'm going to Brother Nan for his assistant coaching, thank you all for your support, thank you!"
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Expert Professor: Σ(????? Oral??)
The last moment I was a man with a hairy uncle, but you told me you were a bear?
The worldview is completely broken!
Did this bear catch up with the evolution of millions of years of humanity in a few years?
Apologize to the theory of evolution quickly!
Below, An Xiaoqi waved her hand excitedly: "Look! Look! It's my bear! Uncle Xiong! Is it so handsome?"
Mo Tian: (??_??) I can’t get your point at all!
Li Chuan: Σ(|||?????)
"No... this is impossible. Could it be that you have found a beast-like spirit warrior to play it? What did you use to prove that it is a spirit beast?"
Jiang Nan curled his lips: "Do I need to give you a certificate? The teacher gives lectures, don't interrupt me, be careful that I will throw chalk to you!"
Li Chuan stared at her eyes, her face turned red. When did I ever get this anger?
[The resentment value from Li Chuan is 1000!]
Xiong Er shrugged: "Do you want to watch a brain CT video? I have a spiritual bead in my head?"
"Forget it! I won't show it to you. After you read it, you will definitely say that there is a tumor in my head! If I want to deduct it again, I will lose my life..."
Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter, this was too casual!
It was obvious that it was brought out by Nan Shen!
Li Chuan's face turned dark when he heard the laughter beside him. It would be fine if someone criticized me, but the spirit beast followed me.
[The resentment value from Li Chuan is 1000!]
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Jiang Nan raised his eyebrows. This little old man was quite arrogant!
Then he cleared his throat and said, "Today, I will teach you how to hatch eggs quickly!"
"As the first person in China to hatch eggs, no one knows hatching eggs better than me!"
Little dimples pecked at rice and nodded: "The Lord Yin is right!"
Jiangnan:????????ω????????????
"For the hatching of eggs, I have summarized a complete hatching system called the bionic mixed hatching method of simulating various environments!"
The students' eyes were bright and their faces were full of surprise!
It's so complicated. Although we can't understand what you're talking about, the name sounds very high-end!
Jiangnan: "Abbreviation: Imitate the bastard method!"
Xiao Chuhuo stared at him, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out!
God's stance, you bastard!
I seriously suspect you are swearing!
The students were all crazy. Is this really giving a lecture?
This person is clearly talking nonsense!
Xiao Chuhuo: "Ahem... don't just call it abbreviation! Just get to the point!"
Jiang Nan was stunned: "Hey? Isn't it abbreviation? I thought about it for a long time last night, or the MDZZ method is fine!"
"Simulate the first letter of the egg, ZZ means a baby, and it means to create a life!"
Xia Yao:(?????????????)??┳━┳娱 hahaha!
MDZZ method?
Xiaonan! You are such a little genius!
Are you sure this is the method of hatching eggs? Not the method of mentally retarded me?
Xiao Chuhuo covered his face: "Teacher!"
Jiang Nan was speechless and thought for the whole night. He looked at the students below with red faces looking at him, and couldn't help but stare at him, "What do you think of me? Read the textbook!"
Everyone quickly looked down at the textbook. Jiang Nan continued to speak, writing on the blackboard while talking!
"This method is mainly to artificially simulate the egg hatching environment of the spirit beast mother!"
"It takes about three months for normal people to hatch eggs. After using this method, they can hatch in half a month to one month!"
"What do you read from the textbooks? Look at the blackboard!"
Students:???
Did you let us read the textbook?
But under Jiangnan's stern gaze, he still stared at the blackboard!
Jiangnan: "I personally tested this method and it is very useful. This is how dimples hatch!
Little dimples lie on the podium and trembles, nodding constantly, and the Lord Yin is right!
"First of all, everyone has to learn from the hatching position!"
"What do you do when you look at the blackboard? Look at me!"
A group of students and professors: (||????????)
What do you want us to see?
I just regret not having three glasses, otherwise it will meet your requirements!
Well~ Just be happy!
I saw Jiang Nan walk down the podium: "Now we'll show it on the spot! Are you all here with eggs?"
Chang Fa raised his hand excitedly: "Take me and choose me!"
Jiang Nan waved: "You are the only one! Come here with your eggs and give you a demonstration!"
Changfa's face was full of excitement and walked to the front with a fiery red egg!
Jiang Nan lay a mat on the ground and said, "The mothers of spirit beasts all sit on eggs and hatch, so humans can't do it!"
"So cover the egg as much as possible so that the egg can feel the warmth from you!"
Chang Fa said excitedly: "What do I want to do?"
Jiangnan:(??????) You will know soon!
One minute later!
Changfa lay on the mat in a "●| ̄O|_" posture, protecting the spirit pet egg in his arms, and his face turned black like coal balls!
Ahhhhh!
Is this a bit shameful?
Still in front of so many people!
Moreover, this action is very insecure, and I feel a chill in my spine!
I always feel that someone wants to pierce me!
To be continued...