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Chapter 44: Well, I'm too lazy to take the stairs

"I am a chicken, I am a duck, I am a cute poor student."

The brisk cell phone rings.

Su Bei's right hand suddenly stopped and pressed the answer button.

"Hey, Subei, where did you go?"

Han Xiaoxing's words came from the receiver.

He saw Su Bei chase Zhou Tianhe, but he had been chasing him for a long time but didn't come back. He searched along the street for a while, but he couldn't find him.

He couldn't help but worry, so he called to ask.

The most important thing is that if someone from the street pulls into the room, he will be whimpering.

Whether it's beating or beating.

How much does it cost per night? It may be squeezed dry.

"I'm at home, you don't have to worry about it. Besides, I'm so handsome, what can I do!"

Su Bei showed his eyebrows and said with a bulging look, "By the way, where are you now?"

"Where can you be in the bed? Get ready to watch the lotus sitting on the lotus!"

Han Xiaoxing said with great enthusiasm.

Su Bei was stunned. Is the Twelve Awakening Pictures? Is it really useful?

He hesitated, holding the phone in one hand and holding the keyboard in the other.

In the directory of the word "Rong".

Command: cat Han Xiaoxing

result:

"At 20:00 on March 17, 2039, Han Xiaoxing put out a picture of the awakening of sitting lotus, and frantically impacted the gene chain. After a twitch, his efforts failed."

This is a prophecy five minutes later.

Sure enough, this guy still can't do it.

In the end, it still has to be drugged!

But, do you want to help him?

"Han Xiaoxing, for your motivation."

Su Bei thought about it again and asked on the phone, "Or will I teach you a trick again?"

Han Xiaoxing opposite was stunned: "What?"

"Haha, Han Xiaoxing, you are too naive."

The unfathomable smile of northern Jiangsu said, "Since I have the tricks to learn this, then awakening naturally has the tricks to do."

"You, you mean..."

Han Xiaoxing jumped up as if excitedly, breaking Guanyin's preparation position of sitting on the lotus, "Su Bei, tell me quickly!"

But Su Bei was silent for a moment and thought about how to speak.

For a moment, the atmosphere was a little solemn.

Han Xiaoxing raised his heart to his throat. He understood that the next sentence would change his life.

"Han Xiaoxing, have you ever seen a palm technique that falls from the sky?"

Su Bei slowed down his tone and asked suddenly.

"You mean... Tathagata's Divine Palm?!"

Han Xiaoxing paused and asked in surprise.

What does this have to do with the Lotus sitting on the lotus, no, and genetic awakening?

"Yes, my secret to awakening is similar to the Tathagata's divine palm, and it is called 'Self-opening of the Heavenly Gate'."

A faint voice from northern Jiangsu came from the phone, "Also known as the Thirteenth Awakening Picture."

"Not twelve numbers, is it..."

Han Xiaoxing widened his eyes and couldn't believe it.

“That’s right.”

Su Bei nodded quickly and shouted, "This is the one that is above the twelve awakening maps - the ultimate awakening map!"

"This, what...need to me?"

Han Xiaoxing didn't know how to be sharp and asked.

Such an awakening diagram must be difficult, right?

Su Bei lowered his voice and said solemnly: "Simple, slap the head with a palm."

He didn't blink and said nonsense, "The heavier the better."

So dangerous?

When Han Xiaoxing heard this, his wrist trembled in fear.

"Will this... die?"

He said in a trembling voice.

The matter of life and death is simple, but there is great horror.

"Haha, Han Xiaoxing, didn't you say that, but for the sake of awakening, do you have no regrets in your death?" Su Bei sneered, "It's time for you to die!"

This is really a matter of no pot to be opened!

"No matter how much you say it, who will take it seriously..."

Han Xiaoxing said awkwardly.

Such bold words are really fools.

"Ha, genetic awakening is the path to reverse the sequence of creatures, how can it be smooth sailing?"

Su Bei smiled contemptuously and said, "If you are afraid, I advise you to give up your thoughts as soon as possible!"

Han Xiaoxing's face on the opposite side rose. Damn, who do you look down on me?

"I'm afraid, how could it be possible? I'm not afraid!"

His stubborn temper was suddenly aroused.

Subei was satisfied as soon as he heard this, as long as you believe it.

The despicable and shameless Han Xiaoxing, it’s time to make you suffer a little!

"Since that's the case, then listen."

Su Bei raised his voice and said, "The position of this Tianmen needs to be accurate, and the palm of your palm needs to be opposite the door..."

Next, he deliberately staggered the key acupoints and pointed out in detail the location of Tianmen.

Finally, he gave a very serious advice:

"Remember, this ultimate awakening map is extremely dangerous.

"Don't try it unless you have to.

"If you want to try it, you might as well try it a few more times."

When Han Xiaoxing heard this, he hurriedly recalled the key points and nodded heavily to the phone and microphone:

"Yeah, I understand!"

Such an important trick must be priceless.

However, Su Bei gave it to himself so easily. This is a real brother.

"Subei, thank you."

He thanked him solemnly word by word.

At the same time, I couldn't help but start to reflect on my previous deceptions and disbelief, and secretly clenched my fists.

North Jiangsu, from today on, you will be...

"Bang."

Su Bei across the street has hung up the phone.

Han Xiaoxing, who believed the rumors, sat cross-legged on the bed.

Su Bei said that you must not try it unless you have to. So, let’s try watching the lotus sitting first.

He plucked up his strength and prepared to sprint.

...

On the other hand, Subei had to hang up the phone.

Because, he felt that the check meter was coming soon.

It was not because his spiritual awareness had improved to the extreme, but because it was clearly written on the computer screen.

"At 20:00 on March 17, 2039, the water check meter entered the community. Affected by 'forgetfulness' and 'road deaf', he accidentally entered Room 201 of Building 3 and was attracted by Li Baixue."

"At 20:00 on March 17, 2039, the water checker broke free from Li Baixue's temptation and rushed down the corridor, "dark phobia", "lazy cancer" and "aunt" attacked together."

"At 20:00 on March 17, 2039, the water meter was checked and returned to Li Baixue's room, and the bathroom and sanitary napkins were used to process it in a hurry, blocking the blood with Jiwu energy."

"At 20:00 on March 17, 2039, the powerful C-level spiritual sense of the water checker made me understand that it was probably a fall from Southeast Asia."

"At 20:00 on March 17, 2039, the checker meter lifted the last bit of reason, jumped out of the window, headed straight to Room 301, Building 2, and you must kill Phil Dillon as soon as possible..."

Su Bei realized that this was the time to fight to the death.

He gently pressed the shutdown key to clear the traces and put the keyboard in place - this is an ordinary keyboard.

The simplest disguise is the safest disguise.

“This is a residential area, not suitable for big battles.”

Su Bei flipped his body and landed lightly in the living room.

Since I learned to walk with my legs, I have been too lazy to walk with my legs.

"It's better to lead it back to the original street, which is an old community, dilapidated and few people."

Su Bei thought to himself, jumping out of the window.

Don't ask why you jumped out of the window.

Well, I am such a handsome person, why are you walking on the stairs?
Chapter completed!
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