"You don't have to wait for me." Li Xiaomu smiled evilly at Ruan Xintang, "What if I get selected by the top pick? Then don't you have to wait forever? I won't feel sorry for it."

Ruan Xintang's face was filled with dark clouds.

Li Xiaomu looked at Ruan Xintang: "You'd better go back."

By emphasizing the word "go back", she should have heard that it meant going home.

"No!" Ruan Xintang said stubbornly, she raised her eyebrows and smiled, and the resentment on her face faded, "I'll wait for you."

.......

Li Xiaomu and everyone turned to look at the Liu Yemei woman, who said that in the second round of the competition, each person would tell a joke, which would be appreciated by both refined and popular people.

The first person to tell a joke was a middle-aged man sitting in the middle of the long table. He coughed and said:

"One day, a person with second-level superpowers went skinny-dipping in the river.

"His spirit beast is a monkey, and in order to temper it, the monkey plays on the river bank.

"After he finished swimming naked, he walked to the shore.

"The spirit beast actually led a group of monkeys, scratching their heads and playing around.

"The monkeys saw the super-powered man coming ashore naked.

"A monkey pointed at the superpower and then smiled.

"Then the group of monkeys laughed wildly. Only the spirit beast monkey was puzzled.

"Excuse me, why are those monkeys laughing?"

Everyone craned their necks, looked sideways, or glared.

Suddenly, the Liu Yemei woman laughed and then covered her mouth.

Those who understood it started laughing, and the seven or eight people who thought about it all laughed.

Li Xiaomu also laughed. This story——

Short and concise.

The Liu Yemei woman stopped laughing: "This is a good joke. It has connotations and is implicit but not revealed. Continue, who will come?"

A man opposite Liu Yemei woman cleared his throat and said:

"There is a widow in our town who is openly seeking a husband because of her rich inheritance.

"Three conditions: first, you cannot hit her. Second, you cannot leave her. Third, you must satisfy her at night.

“One day a man came and banged on the door.

"The widow opened the door and saw a disabled man with missing limbs, saying he was here to recruit a husband.

"The widow said, you don't meet the three conditions. Look, you have no arms or legs...

"The disabled man said, look, I have no hands, so the first condition is met!

"I have no legs, so the second condition is also met!

"The widow said: Look at you like this, then you can't meet the third condition!

"The disabled man said with a 'haha' smile: I have no hands or feet. How do you think I knocked on the door just now?"

At the end, everyone burst into laughter, and then burst into laughter.

"Awesome!" someone praised.

"There is a section!" Liu Yemei woman nodded and looked around, "Who will take the next step?"

At this time, a young man said:

"I'll tell you something -

"In Kyoto Titanium Crystal City, bullfighting entertainment activities, superpowers fight with alien beasts.

"When the bullfighter wins, he will stab the bull into the heart with his sword and kill the bull.

"Ajie, a wealthy businessman from our county, went to the capital to watch a bullfight. After the event, he went to a restaurant next to the bullfighting venue to dine.

"The waiter said that all the beef we have here is fresh. The bulls who lost the bullring were brought here and they were just killed. They are very fresh.

"Ajie ordered a steak and tasted it. The steak was indeed very fresh.

"Ajie saw the man on the table next to him ordering a strange, very large piece of meat, so he asked the waiter what he ordered on the table next to him.

"The waiter said that the order on the table next to him was bullwhip, fresh bullwhip.

"Ajie had never eaten it before, but he wanted to try it, so he asked the waiter to order beef whip.

"The waiter said that a cow died in one day and there was only one bullwhip. We can't order the bullwhip today, but we can come tomorrow.

"Ajie thought about it and decided to come back the next day.

"The next day arrived, Ajie arrived early in the morning.

"The waiter brought the fresh whip to the table.

"Ajie took a few bites and felt a little unhappy. He asked the waiter: Your restaurant is dishonest!

"Today's whip is incomparable to yesterday's whip. Yesterday's whip was full, fat and big!

"What's today? Is it a calf?"

"The waiter said, sorry, the matador lost today."

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter, and then fell into deep thought.

Liu Yemei woman looked at the drunkard, who took a sip of wine and said seriously:

"Okay, let me tell you something -

"Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to lose weight and went to a weight loss shop.

"The waiter said there are five hundred silver coins, one thousand silver coins, and two thousand silver coins. The efficacy depends on the price. Which one do you want?

"The man chose the five hundred and wanted to try it. The waiter said, take this key and go to the first door.

"The man took the key and went to the first door.

"There is a beautiful woman wearing a three-point dress sitting on the bench. The beautiful woman said that if you chase me, if you catch me, I will let you have sex.

"The man chased and chased her, and finally caught her, and then the beauty let him have sex.

"When the man got home and weighed himself, he lost five pounds.

"A few days later, he went to the store again. The waiter was about to ask, but the man said, don't ask, I am a regular customer, and then he chose the one with a thousand dollars.

"The waiter gave him a key and asked him to open the second door.

"A beautiful woman was sitting on the bench, wearing nothing, and said, "Follow me, if you catch me, I will let you have sex."

"Men didn't catch up with beautiful women, but they still had sex.

"The man went back and saw that he had lost another five pounds.

"A few days later, the man went to the store again and ordered two thousand silver coins.

"The waiter gave him a key and asked him to open the third door.

"The man opened the third door, and there was a silverback female gorilla sitting inside, saying, I will chase you, and if I catch you, you will let me have sex."

"Finally, do you think the man was caught up?"

"I've definitely caught up!" Everyone said in unison, and the courtyard was filled with evil smiles.

The rest told some vulgar jokes, but it was Li Xiaomu's turn.

Indeed, I have never told such a joke before, I have only heard one... Li Xiaomu frowned and said:

"There was a man who applied for the job of Neptune. He was not handsome, and all the handsome guys laughed at him.

"I thought he would definitely not be able to apply.

"The examiner asked him: What are your specialties?

"He said--

"My specialty is my specialty."

Everyone didn't understand it at first, but when they understood it, they started laughing like "haha" and "hehehe".

The Liu Yemei woman laughed heartily and kept slapping her chest:

"This joke is implicit but not explicit, good!

"Short and meaningful, wonderful!"

She looked at Li Xiaomu: "Master, master! You are first in the couplet, but in this joke, you say you are second, no one dares to say first!"

She signaled to the waitress, who brought 20 gold coins as a reward.

Such good luck?...Li Xiaomu was a little embarrassed to accept it, because there were only six words and it was worth 20 gold coins.

Two men whose jokes were too explicit were ruthlessly eliminated.
To be continued...