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Chapter 278: Spring is Here, Master Turns Green(1/2)

"Nanny, are you ready?"

The little girl said "yes" vigorously and spread out her textbook.

Cheng Fan glanced through it hurriedly. The textbooks were all very simple mathematics, Chinese and general knowledge questions.

So he said warmly: "Nanny, do the math problems first. After you finish, the master will check it for you. Then we can do the Chinese dictation and recitation, okay?"

The little girl nodded obediently, her twin ponytails swaying up and down, she was so cute.

Cheng Fan held his chin with one hand and watched his little girl doing her homework with a smile.

The first three questions are simple four arithmetic operations, including addition and subtraction.

The little girl finished it quickly and gave Cheng Fan a push.

"Master, I'm done!"

The little girl raised her head, looking like she was begging for praise and praise.

Cheng Fan smiled and touched the back of the little girl's head.

"Let Master take a look at the results of our daughter's study in kindergarten."

As he spoke, Cheng Fan looked at his little girl's textbook.

With just one glance, Cheng Fan was stunned.

"Nanny, did you write it wrong? What is six plus two?"

"It's equal to four!"

The little girl blinked Kazilan's big eyes, and her long black eyelashes flashed.

Cheng Fan was suddenly speechless.

"No, how can six plus two equal four?"

Seeing Cheng Fan's confused eyes, the little girl spread her little hands.

Use one hand to sign "yeah" and the other hand to hold the handset of a landline phone, making the two and six gestures.

Then he counted the fingers exposed on his hand and said:

"One, two, three, four... Master, look, doesn't 'six' plus 'two' equal four?"

"Ah? Is this okay?"

Cheng Fan was dumbfounded and said speechlessly: "Nanny, was your math taught by your physical education teacher?"

The little girl looked at Cheng Fan in surprise, "Master, how did you know?"

"ah?"

"Teacher Duoduo is sick, and now Teacher An An, who teaches physical education, is responsible for teaching us math."

Cheng Fan suddenly felt dumbfounded and covered his face helplessly.

Then he taught the little girl arithmetic again.

The little girl suddenly realized: "Oh! Teacher Duoduo mentioned it in class, but I accidentally forgot it."

As he said that, he stuck out his tongue sheepishly and glanced at Cheng Fan sheepishly.

Cheng Fan shook his head and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, let's look at the next question. A family of three needs six chopsticks. Why did Nannan write four?"

The little girl scratched her head and said innocently: "Master, because I always only use a spoon when eating!"

Cheng Fan's mouth twitched.

There's nothing wrong with it, the little girl really only eats with a spoon.

"In this case, fifteen minus eight, why is it not calculated?"

The little girl shook her head, "I don't know how to calculate."

Cheng Fan had no choice but to find a piece of white paper and make calculations.

"Look, girl, if you subtract eight from fifteen, you can't subtract eight from five, so borrow one forward..."

"But Master, what if it doesn't want to borrow it?"

Cheng Fan's mouth twitched sharply, and his face trembled slightly.

"It doesn't borrow, it doesn't borrow..."

Does it dare not to borrow it?

The master struck it with a thunderbolt from his palm!

Cheng Fan tiredly moved away the math textbook and took out the Chinese textbook.

"Nanny, let's do Chinese first. Let's put math aside for a while."

Cheng Fan forced out a smile and said with difficulty.

I thought to myself: There won’t be anything wrong with the Chinese language, right?

The dictation went on smoothly.

My little girl can even recognize the rare characters in the Taoist scriptures, so the simplified Chinese characters will not be a problem for her.

In addition, my little girl has good cultivation and high understanding. She has been memorizing Taoist scriptures and exercises since she was a child, and reciting them is not difficult for her.

Cheng Fan nodded with satisfaction.

Sure enough, there was no problem with the little girl’s Chinese language.

Until this sentence question...

Cheng Fan's mouth was almost twisted with anger.

Pointing to the sentence and asking: "What does 'spring is here, master is green'?!"

The little girl chuckled and said, "Master, you usually only wear white and black Taoist robes, but you wear green Taoist robes in spring. Isn't that just green?"

Looking at the little girl's silly face, Cheng Fan's eyelids twitched and he suppressed his breath.

Children's words are unbridled, don't get angry, don't get angry.

Taking a deep breath, he said: "Master is wearing a blue Taoist robe, which is sky blue. Look, does that Taoist robe look like the blue color it looks like at dawn?"

"Eh? Yes."

The little girl looked at the sky outside the main hall, and there was a beautiful blue color on the horizon.

Cheng Fan sighed and said: "Hey, let's look at the common sense questions again..."

"A key five meters long? A washing machine one centimeter high? A pencil fifteen meters long?!"

Cheng Fan's voice rose.

"Uh...there seems to be something wrong."

The little girl said coquettishly.

Cheng Fan's brows jumped and he said speechlessly: "Do you believe I took out a 40-meter machete for my teacher?"

The little girl pouted, "Master, your forty-meter-long machete can be used to sharpen my fifteen-meter-long pencil."

hiss--!

Cheng Fan's blood surged.

Just as he was about to say something, Xu Huan's voice suddenly came from the backyard.

"Master, girl, let's have breakfast!"

Seeing that Cheng Fan's face turned dark, the little girl quickly pushed away the textbook and took the opportunity to run away.

"Sister Huanhuan, I miss your food so much!"

"Uh? Don't you eat it every day?"

"Oh, I just want to do that."

Cheng Fan: "..."

Don't be angry. If you get sick from anger, there will be no one to help you.

Not worth it, not worth it.

However, it seems that I have to catch up on my little girl’s homework in the future.

No, it's better to leave it to Mingzhen to keep an eye on.

Shaking his head, Cheng Fan also walked towards the backyard.

Walking into the courtyard gate, I saw little girl and Tushan Yaoyao sitting together and whispering, and Ren Le and Xu Huan were chatting happily.

Dahu also held his own rice bowl and ate deliciously.

Seeing Cheng Fan come in, Dahu immediately put down his rice bowl and rushed over excitedly.

"roar!"
To be continued...
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