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Chapter 529: Weight Loss Elixir

Worry...worry?

The old Taoist's nose is almost pissed!

His face looked very ugly, but he still forced a smile.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, there is no one to take care of you when you get angry. He is a pilgrim and will be a believer of God in the future. If you spare him this time, he will be grateful for the rest of his life..."

After a very quick self-comfort, the old Taoist forced a smile and said:

"What did the believer say? How could he talk about the appearance of the mountain god? That is the mountain god who protects one side, hahaha..."

He laughed dryly, but found that all the pilgrims didn't buy it, and many people held their arms and watched his excitement.

"It's just a group of ignorant people. These are all evils caused by the Drop of Water. You can't be angry with their people."

The pilgrim in the lead sneered:

"In this kind of small temple, gods emerged from worshipping people, and they said they could protect people. If they wanted to protect one side, they had to be the mountain king of Dripping Water Temple!"

"The mountain king roared, and the demons and monsters walked around. In my opinion, you, the so-called mountain god, are not any serious mountain god!"

The old Taoist was so angry that his beards were all curled up.

"You, you!"

Good, you drip water view. On weekdays, that naughty kid kicked my door, and your pilgrimage also came to smash my place. I have recorded this account. Sooner or later, I will settle the new and old hatreds with you!

"I, I, what do I do? If this is a serious mountain god, would the plaque of the temple be used instead of the mountain god temple, but the other person's heart-to-heart temple?"

"You're not watching the pilgrims see the many pilgrims, and want to get a share of the pie? Bah! You're dreaming!"

The old Taoist was stunned. He was actually spitting on his face by a mortal.

But the other party is just a mortal, and he can't fight back!

"That's definitely not!"

The old Taoist groaned and it took him a long time to hold up this sentence.

"That Drop Water Temple is just a few people who seek fame. Where do they have any real skills? If you believe me, I can help you solve any problems you encounter!"

"If I can't do it, I will close my business from now on, and go as far as I can!"

In front of everyone, the old Taoist swears with a calm face.

Everyone looked at each other. They didn't expect that the old man was so thin-skinned and had already stolen his name from his heart. He was still saying something big? He was not ashamed!

The pilgrim in the lead showed a trace of disdain at the corner of his mouth and sneered: "Okay, I am indeed going to ask the audience on the mountain for help. If you can solve it, then I will take back what I just said and apologize to you."

"It's not to me, but to the Lord Shan God!"

The old Taoist said with a dark face and emphasized it specifically.

"Please sit down and tell me what problems you have encountered?"

The old Taoist led the pilgrim to sit down and asked slowly.

Everyone was also interested and looked at them curiously to see how this old man solved the pilgrim's problem.

"Is there any way to quickly lose forty pounds in three days?"

The pilgrim's eyes showed disdain and thought to himself that this was a problem that even the master of the spectator could not solve.

The old Taoist looked at him with a dark face, dragged his chin with one hand, and thoughtfully said, "Well~ there are still some."

The pilgrim was stunned when he heard this, with a hint of unexpected joy on his face.

The other pilgrims who joined the fun also showed a hint of surprise. How could this be possible if they lost 40 kilograms in three days?

Could it be that this old Taoist really has a way?

"Ah? Really? Tell me!"

The old Taoist showed a sneer on his lips: "Just amputation."

"Ah no, let's just forget it."

The pilgrim's face turned dark and he got up and was about to leave.

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to amputate. I have a bottle of weight loss pills here!"

The old Taoist smiled and took out a porcelain bottle.

"Well? You didn't say that there is such a good thing earlier?"

The pilgrim's eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out and snatched it. He opened the porcelain bottle, and a thick stench immediately floated out.

"So smelly!"

"Of course! This is my secret weight loss pill made by the old Taoist! It is guaranteed to let you lose forty kilograms quickly. But..."

"Can you really lose forty kilograms? Then what are you waiting for!"

The pilgrim was not in charge of anything, and he swallowed it in his mouth!

The old Taoist sneered at the corner of his mouth: "Why are you anxious? You haven't finished speaking yet. The old Taoist is not going to give you this weight loss medicine."

"It's okay, you said that. Anyway, I've eaten it. If you can't lose forty kilograms in three days, you'll be dead!"

The pilgrim waved his hand and said proudly.

I thought to myself: It's amazing, it's just a food poisoning. In short, you can't continue to ask the temple! www.bǐqυgetν.℃ǒm

The old Taoist shook his head and showed a compassionate expression and said:

"This pill can indeed make you lose 40 kilograms in three days, but it also has extremely strong side effects, and the old Taoist has not had time to explain."

"Side effects? What side effects?"

The pilgrim stroked his hand on his stomach, and there was a faint feeling of something bad.

Thinking of the stench of Dan Wan, his heart suddenly skipped a beat.

"In these three days, you will suffer from 70 to 49 diseases. Life is worse than death. Not to mention eating, you can't even sleep."

"Don't look at you now having more than 200 kilograms, you will become thin and like a dead person in three days."

When everyone heard the old Taoist's words, they were in an uproar.

Where is this weight loss medicine?

This is simply a murderous "weight loss medicine"!

Three days, it will make a person with more than 200 kilograms thin. I am afraid that in three days, even the person will have less than five kilograms of boxes!

A trace of slight pride flashed in the old Taoist eyes.

He chuckled and said, "You beg the old Taoist now, and I will give you the antidote."

"I don't believe it!"

The pilgrim said stubbornly.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a cramp in his lower abdomen, which made his face change drastically.

"This, how is this possible? Are you giving me poison?!"

The old Taoist looked compassionate, "Why did I give you food? It was clearly snatched by you, but don't worry, as long as you convert to Lord Shan God, you will naturally be safe and sound."

"You poisonous path! I must expose you! You want my life!"

The pilgrim stood up with difficulty, stepped back three steps, and said in shock and angrily.

The old Taoist pretended to be helpless and shook his head.

Everyone looked shocked and immediately turned around and ran away.

The old Taoist did not stop him. Sooner or later, those who had entered this room would come back with Guai and become his believers.

Originally, he wanted to communicate with these people in a good manner, slowly turn them into their own believers, and eliminate the plague when he left.

Who knew that these people were so unfair, and they had to read the jokes of the Taoist.

Humph! It seems that I am still too soft-hearted.

To deal with these foolish people who have been brainwashed by the demonic Taoism of the Water View, you have to use a more direct method!

A group of pilgrims fled from this "Inquiry Temple", and the pilgrim who had taken poison pills was directly carried out by a friend who came with him.

When a friend asked him how he felt, he saw that he was sweating profusely and breathing rapidly:
Chapter completed!
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