Outside the B&B.

‘Nothing happened tonight (~o~)……(-.-)’

Xie Yu yawned greatly, her back ached, and she felt uncomfortable all over.

This reminded him of the time two years ago when he and his college roommate stayed up all night and played black.

A group of people party all night long, and the next day they are still in high spirits, and they can take professional classes for a whole day without any problem.

But now, my heart beats faster, and I can seem to hear the sound of blood rushing through my blood vessels.

Not only that, he also suffered from backache, thighs and numbness, and his whole body was not feeling well.

'I'm getting old and I can't even stay up late.'

Xie Yu beat his thigh helplessly, and reluctantly sat down cross-legged. After walking for a long time, his body barely recovered.

A twenty-year-old man with a forty-fifty-year-old body.

'If those three old men find out, they will laugh at me again.'

Xie Yu seemed to hear Mr. Long's wanton laughter.

He shook his head helplessly and looked towards the calm B&B.

‘Is everything going to be alright in broad daylight? I really want to find a place to sleep~ah…’

'No, if something goes wrong inside, it will be a big trouble. I'd better keep an eye on it...'

Xie Yu forcibly persuaded them to stop for a while and continue to keep an eye on the B&B.

…

"Guest, are you up so early?"

Mustache pushed open the master bedroom door and was surprised to see Zhang Qingyang in the living room.

Zhang Qingyang stared at him closely, as if he wanted to find some clues in his eyes.

"Good morning. I'm a Taoist priest and I'm used to getting up early to do morning lessons. I didn't expect my master to get up so early. It's not even five o'clock yet. Do you have any plans?"

Zhang Qingyang asked pointedly.

When he heard him say that he was a Taoist priest, Mustache was stunned for a moment, looked at him up and down, and then shook his head like a rattle.

He said with a smile: "I don't get much sleep and often have trouble sleeping at night. I get up around this time on weekdays to buy groceries and prepare breakfast."

"What would you like to have for breakfast, Taoist priest? I'll bring it back to you while I'm shopping for groceries."

I got up before five o'clock in the morning, and it wasn't even bright outside yet.

Is there nothing fishy about getting up so early? What about the devil?

Zhang Qingyang shook his head, "Thank you, it won't be a problem. We'll bring it ourselves."

There's something weird about this place. He won't eat what the owner here brings.

You have to tell Zixu and Danyangzi when they get up, but don't let them do it accidentally.

Mustache nodded, said hello, put on his coat and left.

Zhang Qingyang thought for a while, wrapped up his coat and followed him out, falling behind him from a distance and observing in secret.

at the same time.

Xie Yu, who was outside the B&B, saw someone coming out of the house and immediately became energetic.

Just as I was about to follow him, I suddenly found another person coming out of the house, following the previous person.

'What's going on?'

Xie Yu was stunned for a moment, then his eyes suddenly lit up and a smile appeared on his lips.

'Fat Master waited all night, but I finally caught him!'

He chuckled, twisted his round body, and followed him with a bang.

…

Inside the B&B, Danyangzi’s room.

It’s time for daily morning classes.

Danyangzi's body suddenly arched into a crotch while he was sleeping, and he kept twitching, and sweat gradually broke out all over his body.

"Ding Chou prolongs my life, Ding Hai protects my soul, Jia Zi protects my body, Jia Xu protects my shape, Jia Shen secures my life, Jia Wu protects my soul, Jia Chen is my soul!"

His eyes were closed tightly and his face was ferocious.

There was a whining sound in the throat, which did not sound like human speech.

A strange aura filled the air.

Danyangzi was half asleep, his consciousness was blurred, and he saw his master waving to him in a trance.

The waving movements are like a fixed procedure, and they are exactly the same.

If it was normal on weekdays, Danyangzi would definitely be able to detect abnormalities.

But now that the spiritual platform was lost, his consciousness was in chaos, and he could only walk towards the purple-robed figure in confusion.

"Master..."

"Idiot... lost his limbs, deposed his intelligence, and separated from his body..."

The purple-robed figure was getting closer and closer, and the familiar voice seemed a little distorted, but it was the master's voice.

"Master, I'm here..."

at this time--

Boom, boom, boom!

A fierce knock on the door sounded.

"Senior Brother Danyangzi, are you up? Senior Brother Zhang is missing!"

Zi Xu's voice came from outside the door.

Danyangzi got up in a daze, his mind in a mess.

"Master...Zixu...Master Zhang...the stinky fart is missing?"

The image of Zhang Qingyang and Yun Danfengqing's fart flashed through his mind, and Danyangzi suddenly woke up, with a flash of disdain at the corner of his mouth.

Everything that is chaotic and hazy is hidden and disappears.

'Huh? Didn't I enter samadhi last night?'

'Why does my head hurt so much? Is there so much sweat on my body? Are you still a little tired? It's really strange.'

Danyangzi took out a pill from his pocket and took it.

A warm current seeped into the limbs and bones, the body gradually recovered, and the headache also eased a little.

Boom, boom, boom!

Danyangzi opened the door.

"Senior brother..."

"I know, the stinky fart is gone, didn't you just say that?"

Zixu's eyes widened, "Senior Brother Danyangzi, why do you call Senior Brother Zhang like this?"

"What did I call him? Didn't I just call him...Senior Brother Zhang?"

Halfway through his words, Danyangzi suddenly covered his mouth.

'Damn it, why did I say what was in my heart?'

After looking at Zixu, Danyangzi simply broke the jar and said in a showdown:

"Look at the way his eyes are higher than the top of his head. Doesn't that make him stinky?"

Zixu looked nervous and whispered: "Senior Brother, please stop talking, don't let Senior Brother Zhang hear it."

"What are you afraid of? I would say this even if others are here."

Danyangzi curled his lips and said nonchalantly.

"You stinky fart? You stinky fart! Where did you go, stinky fart?"

"Hey! Senior brother, don't..."

Bang!

The door was suddenly opened, and a gust of cold wind seeped in.

Zhang Qingyang came back, with a poker face and a lot of breakfast in his hand, including all kinds of breakfast.

Turning around and closing the door, he said calmly: "I don't know what you are used to eating in the morning, so I just bought some."

Looking at the breakfast filled with a big plastic bag and a pile of soy milk and other drinks, Zixu couldn't help but swallow.
To be continued...