Chapter 5 Who Says Fat People Are Potential Stocks
"But how could a paper-breaking person drive? He even drove a paper-car!" Lin Jian shook his head and looked at Bai Xiao strangely, "What's even more bizarre is that you actually sat in!"
"But the problem is, the real situation is so bizarre!"
Suddenly Bai Xiao thought of something and continued, "By the way, I saw a group of people in the funeral last night."
"What, the funeral is in the middle of the night?"
Lin Jian was even more surprised.
"Yes, they were knocking and beating, firecrackers, wreaths and paper horses along the way, and a group of people behind them were all wearing mourning and mourning hats."
Bai Xiao was a little surprised as he said, "Didn't you hear the sound?"
Lin Jian shook his head, "I didn't hear it."
"Impossible, it's up to two hundred meters away from here, how could it be that I didn't hear it!"
"Bai Xiao, you may have... hit a ghost..." Lin Jian's face changed and he said solemnly.
Bai Xiao was silent. Now she certainly knew that she might have really hit a ghost.
Seeing Bai Xiao silent, Lin Jian shook his head and said, "It is unlikely to have funerals in the middle of the night. However, it cannot be said that it is absolutely true. For those who die in a 'stop', that is, those who die abnormally, or those who are minors, there may be a custom of funerals in the middle of the night. Of course, in order to fight for a head stove, some will be funerals in the middle of the night."
Bai Xiao was speechless. He heard that the head burning incense in the temple was burning, but he really didn’t hear that the head burning furnace in the crematorium was burning in the crematorium.
What are you fighting for?
Besides, I was hitting a ghost in the first half of the night, so I wouldn’t have gone to the crematorium so early.
Bai Xiao always feels that he is in trouble.
"Okay, don't think too much." Lin Jian comforted him. He stretched out his chubby claws to pat Bai Xiao on the shoulder, but Bai Xiao dodged over.
He tsk, not feeling embarrassed, he hehe, "Maybe you just encountered a specific ritual, and special circumstances should be treated specially."
"Well, even if the funeral was in trouble at night was a cause, how could you explain that you didn't hear anything?"
Bai Xiao looked straight at him.
"This...this is of course explained." Lin Jian's eyes turned, and suddenly he clenched his fist with his right hand and slapped it on his palm. "Sound waves must be the superposition effect of sound waves. There is a building in front of it, which just causes the sound waves to produce diffraction in two directions, and then it is transmitted to the place where I am, and it happens to be superposition of peaks and valleys, so I can't hear anything."
"Lin Jian, I found that if you don't go to college, you're really useless to stay in a paper-making shop." Bai Xiao looked at Lin Jian and said seriously.
"Yes, I think I am a talent, too." Lin Jian's eyes as big as mung beans were narrowed together, almost narrowing into a slit.
"You are fat, you are still panting." After a look of contempt, Bai Xiao took out the pocket watch left to her by her mother.
"Back to the point, let's talk about the 'paper man driving' I ran into. If this watch hadn't saved me, maybe I wouldn't have been sitting here and chatting with you now."
"Lin Jian, are you an expert with unique skills? Help me with your palms?"
"Just this watch?" Lin Jian glanced at it, and a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.
Bai Xiao nodded: "It's this part, look at this place..." As he said that, he opened the lid of the pocket watch, Bai Xiao pointed to the lifelike phoenix head, "Look at the phoenix's eyes, it turned out to be a pale blue diamond, but now it has turned red."
“The color has changed?”
Bai Xiao nodded solemnly.
She didn't say clearly that her transformation must have something to do with it.
"Let me take a look." Lin Jian reached out and lifted up his pocket watch and began to look carefully.
After a while, he put down his pocket watch with a serious sternity.
Lin Jian swallowed.
"Why...why, have you seen anything?" Bai Xiao asked nervously.
Lin Jian's performance made Bai Xiao think that he had seen something.
"Bai Xiao, your watch..." Lin Jian suddenly looked up at Bai Xiao and said in an unprecedented tone.
"how……"
“Value is very high!”
"Um?"
"I mean...it should be sold for a lot of money!"
Bai Xiao: “…”
She had the urge to get up and kick him away.
God is very valuable. I asked you to help me see if it is a magic weapon, but you told me... it can be sold for a lot of money!
Madan, who doesn’t know that it can be sold for a lot of money? Isn’t it natural to sell it for a high price with the exquisite carving and purely handmade movements of this watch?
It seems that I am really inhumane. Apart from being a fat man, Lin Jian has no knowledge of Taoism at all. If he is blind, he will actually have the illusion of "he is a master".
In fact, I should have known him for so many years. Apart from guarding a paper-making shop... he claims to be the third generation successor of the Lin family's paper-making shop, he really doesn't have the ability to do so. He eats, drinks and sleeps every day. Occasionally, he either holds a mobile phone to read online novels or drinks a fat guy happy water to follow the new episodes. Then he buys some plastic villains online and licks them. He is carefree and happy like a fat guy with a 200-pound pound.
This is simply the biggest insult to the fat man.
During lunch, Lin Jian ordered a fast food from the next restaurant as usual. Soon four dishes and one soup were spread on the table, with meat and vegetables, good taste and real portions. They were all old neighbors, and the restaurant owner took great care of Lin Jian, the old customer.
Lin Jian was already hungry, and he feasted on his own. On the side, Bai Xiao also bent down to pick up the food in the fast food box, but I don’t know if it was because of his depressedness or the reduction in appetite after becoming a girl, and he didn’t eat much.
"Bai Xiao, why don't you eat more?" Lin Jian raised his head and said with a mouth full of oil.
Bai Xiao raised his eyebrows lightly and then cut him a look: "Do you think everyone is like you? You eat like a pig sucking water, and you don't even let go of soup and water?"
"Ahem!" Lin Jian coughed violently, expressing his dissatisfaction, "Bai Xiao, when did you become so sharp-tongued?"
"What, aren't you happy?" Bai Xiao smiled.
"How could it be!" Lin Jian changed into a kind smile in one second. He understood. Bai Xiao is a little sensible person. He was just a joke with her. As for holding such a grudge!
At this time, he glanced at Bai Xiao's hands holding chopsticks and said in surprise: "Your hands are quite white and slender, just like a woman's hands."
"Do you want to cut it off and let you frame it?"
Bai Xiao picked up a ball of rice and made a gesture to prepare to throw it over.
Lin Jian immediately fell silent.
After a while, seeing that Bai Xiao did not throw the rice ball over, the murderous aura in a flash had disappeared. He couldn't help but smile and said, "If you are a woman, I will definitely marry you!"
"Haha, that's fine. Not to mention that I'm not a woman, even if you look down on your face, you still expect me to marry you? Tsk tsk..."
"What's wrong with my appearance?" Lin Jian immediately burst into tears. "I'm called "Hong Chong"? Don't you think that physique like me is more likely to give girls a sense of security?"
"So... makes girls feel that they don't have to worry about getting green?"
Lin Jian immediately felt relieved, glanced at Bai Xiao with some resentment, and said aggrievedly: "You can't say a good thing? Have you ever heard of a saying that every fat man is a potential stock?"
"I've heard it, but the premise is that he can lose weight." Bai Xiao smiled and took over the conversation, patted Lin Jian on the shoulder, "If you never exercise like you and your stocks are not active, the stock price will keep falling, and in the end the potential stock will only have a big butt."
"Of course, life is good, with a turn of things, and the willows and flowers are bright, and there will always be a different scenery ahead."
Chapter completed!