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New ones were added during the interview(1/2)

Mo Xiaoen: So... who can I call now... (glancing at the VIP table)... Miaoke... Is Yu Miaoke here today? Why can't you see her?

Yu Miaoke: Who woke me up??

Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Are you still sleeping?

Yu Miaoke: Well, I’m so sleepy!

Mo Xiaoen: Then go back to sleep! There will probably be a baby!

Yu Miaoke: No!

Mo Xiaoen: Last question, how are you and Ze?

Yu Miaoke (with a faint look): I’m dead, what else can I do? He’s alone!

Mo Xiaoen: Did you know? He has found a girlfriend now! He seems to be living a very happy life, but he still cries quietly every night!

Yu Miaoke: Really? (sadness in eyes)... I hope he can live happily with that girl!

Mo Xiaoen (rolling his eyelids, thinking): So are you in heaven now or at the junction of yin and yang (laughing evilly)...Have you found a boyfriend?

Yu Miaoke (lazy): No... I plan to stay single!! Okay, I'm going to bed!

Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): Go to sleep, go to sleep! Ze...you can come out now!

Ye Yingze: What's the matter? Tell me quickly...

Mo Xiaoen: Ze! Didn't you hear what Miaoke said? Is she still sad now?

Ye Yingze: I (eyes showing sadness)...I'm sorry for her!

Mo Xiaoen: Really? What's going on between you and your current girlfriend?

Ye Yingze: When will I have a girlfriend? What are you bragging about? Or, do you want to be my girlfriend?

Mo Xiaoen (rolling her eyes): Isn't there? I remember when I interviewed you in the hotel a few days ago, there was a beautiful woman in your room... It seemed that she was a loli who was waiting to become popular in the entertainment industry? How do you explain it?

Ye Yingze: Uh!!! That woman? My taste hasn’t found that skill yet! Mo Xiaoen, you didn’t reply to me, are you...

Mo Xiaoen: I'm not interested in you...sorry (immediately moved away)...don't you still want to hold a press conference?

Ye Yingze: Okay, okay! To you! I don’t mean that yet!

Mo Xiaoen: It’s time for you to go now!

Ye Yingze: Oops...

Mo Xiaoen: What’s wrong?

(Xiao Yu sweats... someone has already gone...)

Mo Xiaoen: Our author Mouyu is here... Come on, tell me your thoughts over the past few months?

Xiaoyu (pointing to the VIP table below): I’m so grateful for your big-headed ghost! I looked at what was being cooked in the row below, and everyone was impatient to wait! They would eat me if I said anything!

Mo Xiaoen: You have to ask carefully, right?

Xiaoyu: Be careful... Hurry up and do the interview!!! Han Bingyou! Next up is Han Bingyou!

Mo Xiaoen: Han Bingyou... ah (claps)... welcome Mr. Han Bingyou!

(Xiaoyu: Han Bingyou sat opposite Mo Xiaoen!)

Han Bingyou: I said, you talk a lot of nonsense! It took you so long to get to me?

Mo Xiaoen: Because you are a boring person, of course I have to stay until the end!

Xiaoyu: My dear... let me do the next thing!

Mo Xiaoen: Well! That means I left...

Xiaoyu: Mo Xiaoen, you must be impatient with life!

Mo Xiaoen: Just sort it out (laughing evilly!)

Xiaoyu (rolling eyes): I said I would sort it out, but you continue to ask...

Mo Xiaoen (pouting): Everything is sorted! Mr. Han Bingyou!

Xiaoyu: Then you send it to... me...

(Kicked by Han Bingyou...)

Han Bingyou: What's the matter? Say something quickly and fart quickly!

Mo Xiaoen (picking her nose): You are such a hot-tempered person! I really want to know who your favorite in life is? Damn you... don't play cards yet!

Han Bingyou: Playing cards is getting in your way...continue...

Mo Xiaoen: You haven’t answered the question yet?

Han Bingyou: Ask and answer your own questions...

Mo Xiaoen (confused): How do I know!

Han Bingyou: Zixuanye! If I don’t love my wife, who does she love?

Mo Xiaoen (suddenly enlightened): So that’s it? How is your gang doing now? Has it become the largest gang in the world... And how is your relationship with Yi?

Han Bingyou: It’s gone...Situ’s is gone too! What’s the relationship? I moved to his house!

Mo Xiaoen (abruptly): Damn? The relationship is so good? It’s hard for readers to imagine...

Han Bingyou: Let them want to go! Keep playing cards (look at the card table)... What rice? A pair of aces?

Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): You can continue playing cards! Whose turn is it next? Come up yourself!

Yan Zihan: Mo Xiaoen, are you too much? It’s not until now that I

(A certain Han has runny nose and tears...)

Mo Xiaoen (licking his lips): Zihan, be good! I'm afraid of Nai's temper... So... Hehe! You can just bring your Ouyang Xu over now!

Yan Zihan (Jiao Didi): Good...

Mo Xiaoen: Hurry up, hurry up... time is running out!

Yan Zihan, Ouyang Xu: They are all here!

Mo Xiaoen: OK... Then I will help you hold a wedding here. Are you two willing?

Ouyang Xu (with a blank look on his face): Are we already married and have children?

Mo Xiaoen (sweating): Are you holding a wedding? Not happy about it? Forget it...I heard that your Zihan and Naisheng's children are the protagonists in Xiaoyu's new article?

Yan Zihan (hiding in Ouyang Xu’s arms): We already have children!

Ouyang Xu: Yes! That guy likes to pretend to be cool.

Mo Xiaoen (picking her nose): What’s your name?

Yan Zihan: Uh... I'm sorry! It's a girl! Ouyang Xin!

Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): You don’t know whether the baby you gave birth to is a girl or a boy?

Yan Zihan: Hehe...

Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): A pair of unqualified parents! You can go down now... Liluo, come up!

Yan Zihan: Um...

Liluo: Is something wrong?

Mo Xiaoen (picking her nose): Liluo, how many years did you say you were dead?

Li Luo: Come to think of it... He died at the age of eighteen! He is twenty this year, more than two years ago!

Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): Damn it? Are you in heaven or hell now?

Liluo: Paradise...I met Yu Miaoke!

Mo Xiaoen: You didn't do any good things during your lifetime. You were arrogant and confident. You should go to hell?

Liluo: Damn you!

Mo Xiaoen (rolling eyes): Is Yu Miaoke going to have any fun with you?

Liluo: I am pursuing her now!

Mo Xiaoen (wiping sweat): But Miaoke seems to say that he wants to be alone all his life?

Li Luo: I'm working hard... I'm sorry for Yu Nu and Ye Yingze!

Mo Xiaoen: You're sweating... Keep working hard (sweeping towards the abused Xiao Yu in the VIP table)... By the way, how many other people are there in Xiao Yu?

Xiao Yu (getting his head out from under the table): There are also - Li Mo, Lan Yimo, Yan Keli, Zixuan Ye, Situ You, and more! Let me think about it...it seems to be gone!

Mo Xiaoen (with a black look on his face): Why are there so many people? I want to die...

Xiaoyu: Slap Hino with one foot!

Mo Xiaoen: Come up together!

Xiaoyu (thinking about it in fear): If they all come together, they will fight!
To be continued...
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