[Volume 1] Chapter 99: Dating with a little loli 9

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"Ha ha!"

After hearing this guy's joke, Chen Ming couldn't help it anymore, and he laughed with the woman at the same time. This scene made the wretched man behind him very confused, and thought that his joke was heard. However, at this moment

The entire audience in the cinema laughed, and even the little Lolita beside Chen Ming also laughed. For no other reason, because on the movie screen, Jackie Chan was fighting with a group of people while robbing a tomb, and because he stepped on the hand of his companion Liang Jiahui, it made him laugh.

The latter and the mummy kissed each other from the front.

The man suddenly realized that he thought he had not been discovered, so he continued to hug the heavily made-up woman and continued to kiss me. He was about to start teaching dirty jokes! Chen Ming, the "good student", also quickly raised his ears.

, continued to eavesdrop.

In a history class at a famous university, the professor was asking students from all over the world: "To survive or to perish?"

"Death." Who said this famous saying?

After a long silence, Gu Tian stood up and said: "William Shakespeare."

"Very well, who is known as the "Conscience of Europe"?

"Romain Roland."

"Give me freedom or let me die." Who first said this famous saying?

&p;amp;#8226;Henry said it.”

"Very good, then, who said 'of the people, by the people, for the people'?"

&p;amp;#8226;Lincoln said that."

"Exactly, classmates, the person who answered the question just now was a Japanese student, but as a student from a European country, he couldn't answer

Come on, what a pity, the professor said with emotion.

"Fuck little Japan!" Suddenly someone shouted.

"Who! Who said that!" The professor was so angry that his voice trembled.

"In 1945, President Truman said that." John stood up.

This joke was quite funny, but after learning the lesson he almost exposed just now, Chen Ming still held back his laughter. Because if he laughed out loud, I'm afraid the guy behind him wouldn't tell it again.

Looking at the screen, he saw that the movie was halfway through, and Chen Ming really didn't want to leave. He was thinking about whether he should discuss it with Zhou Qianqian, add more money, and watch more. The wretched man behind him started again.

and his hilarious lectures.

Liu Bei, Guan and Zhang were stranded on a desert island. A few days later, Zhang Fei wanted to cut his little brother to satisfy his hunger. Guan Yu said: sb, rub it and cut it again, there will be more meat! At this time, seeing Liu Bei doing it, Guan Yu asked: Brother, what are you doing?

?Liu Bei: Make some sauce and eat with it!
Chapter completed!