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Chapter Sixteen Here Comes Your Hemorrhoid Treatment

Seeing that Tao Tian's tone was so harsh and he didn't blame his face at all, Yang Ting was confused for a moment, but he softened his tone and said, "That's right, is that okay?"

As soon as Yang Ting finished speaking, Tao Tian felt a numbness on the back of his foot. It turned out to be Lan Yue'er's kick/didaozhizun/Emperor's Way Supreme/a. After receiving this hint, he would not give up his seat.

"I have hemorrhoids, the contagious kind."

"Damn, why didn't you say you had syphilis?" Yang Ting snorted coldly, wishing he could kick Tao Tian away.

However, the teacher happened to come in at this time, and Lan Yue'er cast a disgusted look, so she had no choice but to run out of the classroom angrily.

Yang Ting originally came to see Lan Yue'er. If he could sit with her, there would be no problem in getting through this class. The problem is that he would naturally skip class if he couldn't sit together.

"Thank you." Lan Yue'er turned her head and whispered in Tao Tian's ear.

Feeling Lan Yue'er's scent of a girl when she leaned over, Tao Tian said with a heart: "I didn't hear clearly what you said."

Seeing him like this, Lan Yue'er curled her lips and refused to repeat the action just now. Instead, she took out a pen and wrote a thank you on the paper, then sat upright and began to listen to the teacher carefully.

But Tao Tian was absent-minded and blamed Lan Yue'er for the reason that hindered his ability to listen to the class. Since he couldn't listen to the class, Tao Tian took out a pen and paper and fiddled with his amulet.

I looked at the little demon's pot with my inner eye and found that there were still 14 points of evil magic power.

I had saved up 15 points last night. I touched Sister Haiyan's boobs through her clothes and got 2 points. Then I kissed her and got 3 points. In the end, I did it in the bathroom. Even though the other party was helping me, I got 10 points.

point.

It's a pity that Li Jia's police car wasted a holding charm. Now that there were 14 points left, Tao Tian drew two more holding charms to defend himself. He thought that leaving 12 points, he could read the Sunflower Book again when he returned to the dormitory. No,

It’s a treasure of talisman medicine.

Just when Tao Tian was wryly and conscientiously drawing the word "ding", Lan Yue'er's curiosity was attracted. She was a top liberal arts student, but she had never seen such a word.

"What did you write? What strange words." Lan Yue'er wrote this sentence on the paper and pushed it to Tao Tian.

Tao Tian was too lazy to write a note back to her. He turned around and said with a smile, "I'm drawing a talisman, a talisman that can subjugate and eliminate demons."

"?" Lan Yue'er put a big question mark on the paper, and then wrote: "You're pretty good at painting ghosts. You've watched too many movies by Master Lin (Lin Zhengying)." It turns out that Lan Yue'er doesn't know anything about ghosts.

I am particularly interested in it because no one would have thought that this well-behaved and beautiful woman’s biggest hobby is watching ghost movies.

Tao Tian was about to raise his head and say a few more words to Lan Yue'er, but the teacher noticed him. This Chinese teacher was the famous Professor Li from Qionglang University. Generally, no classmates dared to whisper in his class.

"That classmate, you! Get up." Professor Li looked at Tao Tian and said.

"Tao Tian, ​​I'm calling you." Hong Bandit kindly reminded Tao Tian, ​​letting you know that I was attracted by Fan Meimei, but I didn't expect that I would actually help you in the end.

"Thank you!" Tao Tian gritted his teeth and glanced back at Hong Biao, then stood up reluctantly.

"This classmate, please analyze what I just said." Professor Li said to Tao Tian who stood up. From the look on his face, if Tao Tian couldn't explain the reason, the consequences would be serious.

"What did you say just now?" Tao Tian asked back, I just drew the talisman, Guitama understands what you said.

"Plop!" Lan Yue'er and Fan Meimei couldn't help but cover their mouths, but the other boys were eager for Tao Tian, ​​who dared to flirt with Lan Yue'er, to be scolded to death by Lao Li/mingrentangzhilu/Road to Hall of Fame txt download/a

.

After that, Tao Tiantian tried hard to recall what Professor Li had just said. Originally, he had really not listened carefully to the lecture, but after he thought about it so hard, the little demon had a reaction and recalled in his mind what Professor Li had just said.

Fan Nan repeated it.

It turns out that it is the body of the little demon's pot, and it also has a storage function. As long as you hear something casually, the demon pot will store it.

After getting the content of the lecture just now, Tao Tian thought hard about how to analyze the content. As a result, he heard the little demon reminding him whether he could instantly increase the thinking cells of his brain.

"What, you have to waste 2 points of evil mana and you can only maintain your brain's thinking system for one minute?" Tao Tian asked the little demon in his mind.

At this time, Professor Li was already impatient with waiting. Tao Tian did not dare to write any more ink. After spending 2 points of evil magic power, he felt that his brain was as smooth as a highway... Then came the incisive analysis, which made Li

The professor's old face, which was about to get angry, softened and then became surprised.

"Yes, yes, what's your name?" Professor Li rarely asked students' names.

While Tao Tian announced his name, he looked at Lan Yue'er who was looking at him with wide eyes and in disbelief.

Afterwards, Professor Li picked up the textbook and asked Tao Tian to outline the upcoming topics. Seeing that one minute was about to pass, Tao Tian withdrew his gaze from Lan Yue'er and immediately used his temporarily developed brain to concisely

The clear answer made Professor Li remember Tao Tian's name deeply.

After Tao Tian sat down and Professor Li started teaching again, Lan Yue'er sent a small note: "Did you attend the lecture just now?"

Tao Tian became smarter this time. No wonder girls would never be caught by the teacher if they deserted in class, so he followed her example and wrote in his notebook: "Do you want to hurt me again?"

"What are you afraid of? You are so good at Chinese language."

"Would you believe me if I said I was just blind?"

"You should just say that you are a liar. One moment you say you drew a ghost charm, and the next moment you say you are blind and ignore you." After Lan Yue'er wrote this, she really ignored Tao Tian.

Because the students in the class have already noticed the two of them. These people didn't care at all that Tao Tian analyzed the topic just now. They only cared that he dared to flirt with Lan Yue'er in class. It seemed that next time

Once, even if we die, we have to sit down with Lan Yue'er.

After class, the students dispersed. Lan Yue'er got up and was about to leave, but couldn't help but stare at Tao Tian's deep and bright liar eyes again.

"Meimei, let's have dinner together." Hong Bandit accompanied Fan Meimei to a Chinese class that had nothing to do with him, and told her his ultimate goal.

"Who promised to go with you?" Fan Meimei made a face at Hong Bandit, and then pulled Lan Yue'er: "Let's go to dinner together. We will go to the library after we finish."

"That's just the way, I'll treat you." Hong Biao said while giving Tao Angel a wink.

"I'm not hungry yet, you go ahead." Tao Tian smiled and walked away. Let's not say whether the school beauty would agree. Even if he agreed, he wouldn't be able to eat well under the curse of everyone's eyes. After eating, he would still eat

An inexplicable and dangerous incident happened to me.

Tao Tian left the classroom alone and planned to go to the dormitory to read the Talisman Medicine Manual. Halfway there, he bumped into Yang Ting, an acquaintance he had just met.
Chapter completed!
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