507. Strange People and Beasts(1/2)
The meal was quite rushed, mainly Xu Dalian ate and drank, and the voracious swallowing was done soon, and then he started asking:
"Why haven't you finished eating yet?"
"Master Qi, what are you doing? You are here to take a small sip and have a blind date? Eat it quickly and swallow it with a big mouth!"
"What's wrong with you, Fatty? Why can you eat so much? Eat less, look at your cheeks, it's like someone throws you a dozen or twenty big mouths. You're already too fat!"
Fat May Day swallowed the eel segment in his mouth and said, "Mr. Xu, what you said, our Qingfu clan has a big mouth after being transformed into humans, okay? I don't eat much, how much I have eaten today?"
Wang Qilin looked at the stack of plates beside him and said nothing.
It's really edible.
He patted Fat May Day's shoulder and said, "Eat more and eat more. It is a blessing to be able to eat. A young man can only do it if he can eat!"
This guy is so edible, so his food expenses will probably increase in the future. So since someone treats him, why not let him eat more?
I ate too much at noon and ate less at night, so I ate it for him at night.
Fat May Day gave him a bright smile: It’s better for the idol to treat me.
Wang Qilin gave him a kind smile and told him with encouragement: Eat hard, handsome boy.
Fat May Day continued to work hard, and the wind blew the clouds, and the wine and food on the table were cleaned up.
In this way, Wang Qilin clapped his hands and said, "The CD-ROM operation cannot be wasted. OK, then this meal will end here. Let's go outside and eat and drink?"
Mao Yiqi stood up and said, "There has been arranged for entertainment. Please ask the adults to follow the person."
Wang Qilin looked at the sky and said, "Is it a bit early?"
Xu Da stretched out his arm and hugged him: "You guy Qi, you don't understand now. The night is exciting and the day is fun."
They left the restaurant and diverted to the south. There was an open land in the south of the city. There were markets, vegetable markets, meat markets, grain markets, horse markets, etc. on them were all here.
Seeing this, Wang Qilin and Xu Da looked at each other and scratched the back of their heads at the same time.
Mao Yiqi finally took them to a big house in a corner of the market, with large colorful portraits outside the house:
There are rats with wings, fish with wings, and tiger with wings.
There are large eagles with horns on their heads, turtles with bird heads, and poisonous snakes with heads on both ends.
There are also small people in the jar, strange beasts with human heads and monkeys, and human-faced pythons...
Among them, the human-faced python was wrapped around a girl. The girl had a face like a peach blossom and a slender waist. She was a beauty in the country.
Xu Da looked at Wang Qilin in shock: "Master Qi, I think the atmosphere is wrong and the taste is wrong."
Wang Qilin opened the door curtain, and a fishy smell surged out: "Is my brain squeezed the door? Is this the smell right?"
"Sir Mao, what is this place? What are you going to take us to see?"
Mao Yiqi bowed and said, "Report to you, Mr. Bei Zhi wants to take you some interesting things. A few days ago, we came to a strange man and beast drama troupe in Zhending Mansion. Didn't Lord Xu say that he wanted to see a snake last night? So..."
"Wait, when did the uncle say he wanted to see a snake?" Xu Da asked in shock.
Mao Yiqi pointed to his belt and said, "Last night, you told Bei Zhi that you wanted to find something fun today. When Bei Zhi asked you to make it clear, didn't you just touch the big snake on your waist?"
Xu Da said: "Uncle, I'm holding my belt!"
Mao Yiqi smiled and said, "I thought you had heard of this strange man and beast opera troupe, and I wanted to come and see it, so I gave a hint to me. I specially found the boss of the opera troupe last night and made an appointment to start the performance for us this afternoon."
"And during lunch, don't you say you want to see the thin waist of the beauty Chu? Look, there is a thin waisted beauty snake dance here."
He pointed to a colorful painting, and the girl's waist was indeed extremely slender, so thin that it was shocking.
Xu Da sighed.
Wang Qilin was excited. He pushed Xu Da and said, "Okay, okay, let's open our eyes today and see these strange people and beasts. I have never seen such strange beasts. Is it an ancient beast?"
Fat May Day said expectantly: "There is an old turtle with a bird's head inside. Could it be the spiral turtle in the "Shan Hai Jing"? If it is a spiral turtle, that would be great. If I could take the spiral turtle home, I would definitely become a family hero!"
"Shan Hai Jing·Nan Shan Jing" says that there is a black turtle that looks like a turtle and has a bird's head and tail. Its name is a spinning turtle. Its sound is like a judge of wood. If it is worn, it can be used as the base.
The "can be the bottom" in this record means that this turtle can treat basic diseases, and basic diseases are foot diseases.
This is nothing for the human race, but it is a big problem for the fairy horse tribe such as Qingfu. They rely on their feet for many things. If something goes wrong with their feet, it is really a waste.
Therefore, the audience of the divine book "Shan Hai Jing" is not only human race, but also demons and ghosts.
The building used by this strange man and beast team is itself a theater troupe. There is a stage in the middle, surrounded by a stand, and up the third floor is a private room.
Mao Yiqi said that he had asked the team boss to make an appointment to start the show in the afternoon, but in fact he booked the best private room.
When Wang Qilin entered, someone was singing a opera inside. There was a large wooden box on the stage. A charming girl lay inside and sang loudly, her voice was crisp and pleasant, and her voice was loud and loud.
The girl sang a one-man show, which is difficult to sing because the guests are not very willing to buy it for a one-man show.
Xu Dayi came in and complained: "Come here to listen to opera? Hi, why not go and listen to books!"
Wang Qilin said: "The Zhending Mansion is a serious place, and there is no one who talks about the Huangshu."
Xu Da complained even more.
Fat May Day is also strange: "What's the point of a one-man show?"
Mao Yiqi whispered: "You guys misunderstood. Everyone is not here to listen to opera, but to watch people and this girl."
"What's the best thing?" Xu Da asked.
Mao Yiqi said: "Look at her lower body, she only wears clothes but not pants!"
Xu Da took a deep breath when he heard this: "You guys from Zhending Mansion are so dirty!"
As he said that, he raised his toes.
The girl kept twisting her body while performing. Every time she moved, waves would jump and water would ripple, and then the lower half of her body would be displayed.
As Mao Yiqi said, she only wore clothes on her upper body and had nothing on her lower body, and was naked.
That was the body of a big fish!
The girl is like a human being. She has a fragrant shoulder, a crisp back and a slender waist. She starts to slide down from her waist and becomes a plump hip. However, this hip is only half a piece, and further down there is the fish body and tail...
What Xu Da saw on tiptoe was a big fish tail.
Wang Qilin was shocked: "Is this a mermaid?"
Mao Yiqi smiled and wanted to nod, Xu Da said decisively: "It's definitely not a mermaid!"
His decision surprised Mao Yiqi: "Why did Lord Xu say this?"
Xu Da said: "Is this strange man and beast team performing in your Zhending Mansion to make money?"
Mao Yiqi smiled and said, "That's natural, if it weren't for making money, why?"
Xu Da said: "If you have a mermaid in your hand, will you let her go out and sing and make money, or will she cry twice a day and she will be able to sell for a big price?"
Mao Yiqi was stunned.
Wang Qilin nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, then isn't this the legendary mermaid?"
Mao Yiqi said: "What they are saying about the mermaids."
Just after lunch, there were already many guests here. Many people took their wives and children to sit in the stands downstairs. The children cheered in surprise from time to time, which looked like a playground.
After seeing it, Wang Qilin felt strange: "Why are there so many children? And they are all children from the village, right?"
He grew up in the countryside, so he saw the children in the stands dressed and could recognize their origin at a glance.
It's simply a few mud-paper versions of black beans!
Mao Yiqi said: "The strange people and strange beast teams will not stay in the same place because they just sell them rare. At most, everyone will lose interest if they watch them three times or two times, and will not spend money for a long time."
"At first, this strange man and beast team sold tickets normally. Whether adults or children or elderly people, they had fifty copper zhu per ticket. Ten days later, the price was reduced to twenty copper zhu, and ten days later, twenty copper zhu for adults. The elderly and children don't need money."
Wang Qilin nodded and said, "Now the country people seize the opportunity to bring their children to open their eyes?"
Mao Yiqi said: "Yes, for them, this may be the only chance in their lifetime."
Xu Da smacked his lips and said, "The boss is very good at doing business. He wants to harvest all the money from the people of Zhending Mansion?"
Wang Qilin looked around and brought his children to open his eyes, and each of them brought several children.
Nowadays, every household has many children, so if you spend twenty copper baht yourself, it will open your eyes to the whole family. This transaction is worth it, and even farmers are willing to spend this money.
When they entered the door, Wang Qilin immediately felt a look on him, and Ba Miao and Jiuliu's back hair were inadvertently ignited.
His mind was turned around casually, and he subconsciously looked up, but he did not see anything unusual.
Upstairs are circles of private rooms. Some people are lying on the railings of private rooms and looking down. There are bird cages scattered on the railings, and birds are combing their feathers inside.
He felt something was wrong with this place.
Five flying swords were ready to move, and all five dragons came out, sitting on the hilt of the sword as a villain and watching the fun.
Soon someone came hurriedly and when they saw them, they crossed their hands and saluted: "Mr. Mao, if you don't see each other for a day, you are here with your distinguished guests. Come on, come on, follow us here, and you have already left a private room for you."
Mao Yiqi waved: "Three sirs, please?"
Private rooms are on the top floor.
It's not that good at this location. It's not that good. I can't see clearly the people on the stage and hear the sounds clearly, but the view here is the best, and I can overlook the entire building.
To be continued...