Chapter 0115 Maybe this is the old monitor
In the video, several celebrities and actors were laughing and talking as they got off the car carrying their own rucksacks. An Keke's rucksack was not proportional to her body shape. Fortunately, several people around her showed gentlemanly manners and helped her get off.
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In front of the camera, celebrities instinctively express themselves, talk and laugh, hoping to win the attention of the audience.
Suddenly a powerful voice shouted: "Stand at attention!"
The camera showed a close-up of each person's face. It was obvious that most people were startled, and then quickly stood up in a dignified manner.
After adding various variety show special effects, it looks very interesting.
Then the scene cut to the squad leader's side. In the later stage, flames were playfully added behind the squad leader, making it look like he was walking from hell. The BGM was also changed to a more tense rhythm.
In addition, Lu Beihai had a serious face at this time, which looked really scary. It reminded many viewers of the time when they were caught by their class teacher doing bad things when they were students.
"What are you doing?"
No one responded.
"I asked you what are you doing?" Lu Beihai shouted.
In the picture, star recruits stood in a row with their necks hunched, and various special effects were added to express fear.
"Wow, this squad leader is so fierce!"
"Really, why is it so fierce! It scares the baby to death!"
"It's strange, isn't it? You're so mean to others when you come up?"
A few barrages floated by, directly helping the celebrities to say what they didn't dare to say.
Of course, someone immediately jumped out to help Lu Beihai explain.
"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand me in front of you. You can't play and fight in the military camp."
"This is military discipline. The squad leader will be more serious, otherwise it will be even worse if the pickets encounter him later."
"Do these people regard the military camp as their own stage? If the squad leader hadn't yelled at them, I would have thought they were here for an outing."
At this time, Han Lan stood up: "Report! We are getting to know each other!"
"This is a military camp! It's not a teahouse where you socialize and chat! When you get to the military camp, put on this military uniform and look like a soldier! What does it look like chattering and making trouble in the military camp?" Lu Beihai shouted.
The screen was divided into two, showing close-ups of the two people's faces respectively. Both of them had straight faces. Coupled with various competing special effects and tense BGM, it looked as if they were about to fight.
"Come on, come on, Lao Hei was yelled at! It's so exciting!"
"Squad leader, run! Lao Hei can chop bricks!"
"Monitor: Do you think I can't split bricks?"
"To be honest, I'm kind of looking forward to a fight between the two of them. I don't know who will lose and who will win?"
"Stop making trouble up front. Although Lao Hei can fight, the squad leader has been specially trained and is very strong!"
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Of course, there was no fight. Although Han Lan was not convinced, he also knew the rules in the army.
No matter which country's army it is, fighting is definitely not allowed in the military camp, let alone beating the commander.
"Night!" Han Lan responded.
"How about making a Hong Kong movie? Answer me yes here!"
"yes!"
"Is he the only one who understands?"
"Yes!" A group of people quickly shouted.
"Girl? Louder!"
"yes"
Everyone roared, and An Keke shouted very loudly. The screen turned to her side, and a close-up was shown, looking extremely aggrieved.
It's so pitiful, like a little rabbit sneaking into a pack of wolves.
The audience was also amused.
"xswl, the encore was so miserable."
"An Keke: I'm such a bitch! Why are you yelling?"
"Han Lan: Yese'er!"
"It's so funny. Are these people so happy in the military camp?"
"For those who want to know, you can join the army. I have retired from the army. I can tell you that the military camp is indeed very happy, but it is all smiles with sweat."
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"Is it funny?" Lu Beihai's just-right death stare appeared on the screen. The post-production editor was also a fool, and the editing gave the audience the illusion that Lu Beihai was yelling at them, and everyone couldn't help but shudder.
"Damn it, this reminds me of my old squad leader, really bad. But I miss him a little now..."
"We used to have a fierce platoon leader, but the squad leader was very kind and gentle."
"I kind of miss the days when I was a soldier..."
"You will regret it for two years if you become a soldier, but you will regret it for a lifetime if you don't serve as a soldier!"
The appearance of a group of veterans in the barrage made me feel inexplicably sad.
Fortunately, after seeing a group of male actors being punished to do push-ups later, the audience's emotions were brought back.
"I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw such a group of people being punished."
"Come on, come on, monitor, do you want me to do push-ups as a punishment? Just a little, you can't punish me!"
"The front is too silly... xswl."
"Sure enough, Mr. Shuren is right: happiness must still be based on the pain of others!"
"Damn it, Lao Hei is going to fight with the squad leader again!"
"Old Hei is scared again, lie down and do push-ups for me! Twenty!"
"Twenty!"
"Wo? Twenty finished?"
In the picture, Han Lan finished twenty push-ups without even taking a breath. Not to mention the audience, the guys filming the scene were dumbfounded at the time.
"Lao Hei is really strong. Carrying such a big bag would be hard for me to carry five."
"Wow, my little brother is so awesome!"
"Si Guoyi!"
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The scene switched back to Ankeke's side. These two live treasures had almost all the laughs in this episode.
Especially An Keke, her petite and cute appearance is very obvious among the men, which makes people feel distressed. Especially when I see her being weighed down by such a heavy backpack, I want to go up and help her.
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Monitor Lu Beihai was aggressive with her throughout the whole process, which also made many viewers very unhappy. Even though there were sensible people explaining to Lu Beihai, most of the comments were insults towards Lu Beihai.
People always sympathize with the weak, and sometimes they even ignore right and wrong.
At this time, the screen was interspersed with a personal interview with An Keke by the program team afterwards:
"I actually didn't want to bring so many things with me. I know you can't bring these things in the military camp, but I thought the program team could be accommodating. After all, I have to film a program, and I really don't know how to face it without makeup.
To the camera…”
"Squad leader? Well, he must have been very angry when he yelled at me. But in fact, I don't hate him or hate him. I know that he follows military discipline. He is a very upright soldier!"
Then several other star recruits talked about their first impressions of Lu Beihai.
It's basically the same thing. It must be uncomfortable to be treated so cruelly, but Lu Beihai is the kind of upright and lovely person who is hard to hate.
"Perhaps this is the old squad leader."
"Perhaps this is the old squad leader."
"Perhaps this is the old squad leader."
I don’t know who took the lead, but the barrage suddenly started to flood the screen. Question: Han Lan Han Lan, why did the author make you so awesome? Are all mercenaries so powerful? Han Lan: He is just a
Chapter completed!