Chapter 0868 old man curtain call
"A monster! Han Lan threatens fans!"
"Yeah, Lao Heihei, the Lun family loves you so much, how can you be so swollen?!"
"Xia Ningxuan: Close the door and let Lao Hei go!"
"Old Hei: Aowoo~"
"Hahaha, save it as an emoticon."
"Is there any video? The recent shortcomings of ghost material."
"It seems that it's in the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala. Is the food in this year's Spring Festival Gala so good? Is it even a Yanjing roast duck?"
"My New Year's Day can also show me how greedy you are. You are really old man!"
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In the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala, Han Lan looked at the comments of these silly netizens and was so angry that she pecked Xia Ningxuan next to her.
Very angry.
Xia Ningxuan smiled and patted him. Seeing that Teacher Cao came, she followed him to say hello.
"Teacher Cao."
"Teacher Cao is in spirit tonight." Han Lan said with a smile.
"What's the energy to be like when you're in a wheelchair? You're old. If you don't have the spirit of a young man, you still have the intention to kiss someone after you get off the stage?" Teacher Cao teased, obviously seeing their little movements just now.
Xia Ningxuan was so embarrassed that she hit Han Lan again.
Han Lan happily took the wheelchair and pushed it for a while, and followed them to the inspection and recording area.
"Teacher Cao, you have to take care of yourself. Director Zhao asked me for sketches that day. I may not be able to start another series of sketches next year. Will you still perform them then?"
Teacher Cao looked up at him and cursed with a smile: "Can you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guy
"Hahaha……"
Teacher Cao waved his hand: "No, I really can't perform next year. No matter how good the sketch is, I can't accept it. Moreover, I have to give young people some opportunities, right?"
Han Lan nodded with her and quietly praised the two new actors.
"Han Lan, I still owe you a favor. I don't know if I can pay it back before being buried." Teacher Cao smiled again.
"Oh, Teacher Cao, don't say that, how can you be favored or not? When Zhao Daofu you, this sketch was originally written based on you, so it is of course the most suitable for you to play this role."
"Okay, you, I have known Director Zhao for so many years, but I don't know him yet? I recognize the favors I should owe. If you need any help in the future, remember to come to me, or find my apprentice. I have given instructions and will do my best to help you."
Han Lan sighed, but couldn't resist him and could only respond: "Okay, you're going to go to the stage, you always do your best."
The two apprentices next to them came over to take the wheelchair.
Han Lan and Xia Ningxuan were not good at staying in the inspection and recording area to interfere with their work, so they called him again and returned to the guest seat to continue watching the Spring Festival Gala.
"I didn't expect that so many years have passed in a blink of an eye. I was sitting in front of the TV watching Teacher Cao's sketches. Now I'm on the Spring Festival Gala and I'm sending Teacher Cao to perform the last sketch." Xia Ningxuan sighed.
"Yes, you're almost three years old in a blink of an eye..."
"I kick you to death!"
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The sketch, dubbed by netizens as "New Year's Releases" has finally appeared on stage.
Although there have been rumors on the Internet that Teacher Cao was a little difficult to perform sketches when she was old, it really made many viewers feel sad when they saw Teacher Cao appearing in a wheelchair on the Spring Festival Gala stage.
Teacher Cao still speaks in a Northeast sense:
"I heard that he didn't act as a chef to change his defense and deception hotline, so he dared to threaten that he would not be deceived again. The cruel reality has reached my psychological defense line. If I don't sell him something this year, I can't fulfill the topic that has been delayed for a year!"
"Okay!" After this appearance, the audience applauded and gave applause.
As soon as I heard this opening remark, I immediately followed the sketches from the Spring Festival Gala two years ago.
I'm really going to fool you this year!
There are many barrage in the live broadcast room that are already making old jokes, and some people are asking what to sell this year.
Of course, some people have also noticed the two newcomers who came on stage with Teacher Cao this year.
To be precise, they are not considered newcomers. Tomahawk Entertainment cannot arrange the actors who have just debuted on the Spring Festival Gala. After signing with Tomahawk Entertainment, they also took on several plays, but they all played supporting roles and are still not popular yet.
The acting skills are definitely fine, otherwise they wouldn't dare to let them play with Teacher Cao on the Spring Festival Gala. But the appearance is too ordinary. If there is no opportunity in this era, it is destined to be popular.
And tonight, their opportunity came.
For this Spring Festival Gala, the two of them prepared for a long time and were rehearsing sketches in their dreams.
As soon as I went on stage tonight, my performance was naturally stable. I didn’t panic when I played with an old actor like Teacher Cao, and everything was just right.
Then, Chef Fan also got into two different relationships, and the comedy feeling became apparent when he talked with Teacher Cao.
Following the brain teaser of "Qi Monkey on the Tree" last year, another classic brain teaser made the audience say it was interesting.
Chef Fan: "It's the New Year, we haven't bought any New Year's goods at home, only a pig and a donkey. Do you think I'm going to kill the pig first, or kill the donkey first?"
This brain teaser is actually very old-fashioned for Han Lan, but this is the first time I heard from this world that many viewers who can't turn their minds have not yet reacted at the first time.
The barrage of the live broadcast room at Station 233 also showed various answers, including those who killed pigs first, those who killed donkeys first, and those who were clever and shouted to kill chickens first.
I realized that I was fooled after the real answer came out.
I am still so stupid when I am scolded.
After tonight, I don’t know how many straight men are foolishly using this brain teaser to make girls laugh.
Compared with the previous two sketches, the third sketch actually has fewer laughs, and in comparison, it has not met the audience's expectations.
After all, the first two sketches are too high.
This third sketch, Chef Fan, who had been fooled before, learned to counter the routine and reversed it all the way. A set of "using tricks" dealt with the "big fools", putting a perfect end to the "selling kidnapping" series of sketches.
It also put a perfect end to Teacher Cao's acting career.
For the audience who have been chasing for two years, it is actually no regrets.
When Teacher Cao smiled and bowed to the curtain call on the stage with the help of his two apprentices, not only the audience, but also some of the audiences who were guarding the screen couldn't help but give applause.
After the sketch, Teacher Cao also officially posted a document, announcing his retirement.
This time, he really won't act anymore. Even if Han Lan brings out another fine sketch script comparable to "Selling Killers", he can't act anymore.
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Spring Festival Gala Director Team.
"Director Zhao, our ratings this year seem to have broken through the new high in the past decade!"
"Congratulations to Director Zhao for breaking his record again!"
"Director Zhao New Zealand dollars!"
Listening to the congratulations from his subordinates, Zhao Chengwen did not show too much excitement or joy. He smiled calmly and waved his hand to let them work well.
While looking at the scarf that Teacher Cao had just posted on his phone, he sighed: "The old generation has come to an end, and the new generation should stand up. You can't always let the old people hold on..."
At this time, the door was pushed open from outside, and the people who saw it were a group of young people rushing to report the good news:
"Oh, Master Wei is here?"
"Hello Master Wei!"
"Master, our ratings have increased again this year!"
"Hahaha... Not bad, good, thank you everyone tonight! Keep up the hard work and stabilize the party in the future! Hey? Lao Zhao, why don't you look very happy?"
"No, no. Haha, I just saw that Teacher Cao was about to retire, and I couldn't bear to leave him." Zhao Chengwen sighed.
"Oh, yes, this old comrade has left one by one." Master Wei also patted his shoulder with emotion, "Fortunately you are still there..."
Chapter completed!