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Chapter 279

In the chaos, someone discovered that something was wrong, and their supplies were piled together. Of course, the main thing was food, such as dried meat, pancakes and the like.
Then a rabbit stood on top of the pile, raised his penis and peed on those things!
The strange thing is that although it is a small fat rabbit, the small water gun under the crotch makes it feel like a fire water cannon. It urinates all the food in one go!
Bang!
There was a gunshot, and everyone could see clearly that the bullet hit the rabbit.
The rabbit raised its head and fell down behind the pile of food.
Bai Chonghan put away his gun and said through gritted teeth: "Skin and roast that rabbit for me!"
Hu Jia responded and ran over first, but before he reached the place, he saw a stream of water rising into the sky, drawing a perfect arc and falling on their food...
The thickness of the water flow, the color...
Everyone looked extremely familiar.
Lu Younian shouted: "The rabbit is not dead yet!"
Bai Chonghan got angry and walked over there with the gun in hand, cursing: "I don't believe a rabbit can stop bullets!"
At the same time, Bai Chonghan asked people to go into the grass to find another young man, Li Mu.
Hu Jia had already arrived at the food pile and happened to see a white rabbit lying on the ground, motionless, with no urine on it...
Hu Jiadao: "Brother, the rabbit is dead."
Bai Chonghan came to him, looked at the rabbit on the ground and sneered: "If you get shot by me, you will become a sperm if you don't die."
As a result, when he smiled and opened his mouth, the rabbit's bird turned its gun... and peed!
Before Bai Chonghan could escape, he was peed on. He quickly shut up and was peed on his face again!
As I said a long time ago, this rabbit's urine is like a fire cannon. As soon as it urinates, Bai Chonghan is knocked back...
When Bai Chonghan got up and raised his gun, the rabbit was like a white lightning, streaking across the ground and disappearing.
Bai Chonghan fired several shots in the direction where the rabbit disappeared, but naturally he hit nothing.
Feeling the smell of urine in his nose and mouth, Bai Chonghan couldn't bear it anymore and vomited.
When other people saw this, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare, so they could only hold it in.
At the same time, there was a cloud in everyone's mind. What happened tonight was really weird.
Floating weights, underwater water ghosts, black ghosts behind the scenes, talking mice, scary rabbits that urinate profusely, nameless fires...
Taken individually, these can be said to be hallucinations, but now that they are all put together, they will not believe it even if they say they are hallucinations!
Just then, someone shouted: "We found Li Mu!"
Then I saw two people dragging one person out of the grass.
Everyone went over to take a look and said suspiciously: "This pig head...is it Li Mu?"
At this moment, Li Mu's head was beaten, his nose was bruised, his face was swollen, his mouth was swollen like a sausage, and his mouth was swollen like a sausage. He could hardly open his eyes.
"Looking at the clothes, it should be Li Mu, but why was he beaten like this? Who did it?" someone asked.
Someone else got water and poured it on Li Mu's face. Li Mu woke up a little. His first words were: "Stop fighting..."
Everyone was speechless for a while.
Bai Chonghan, who was starting up, strode over quickly, raised his hand and slapped him: "Watch carefully, who are these!"
Li Mu tried his best to open his eyes, but he only saw the shadows of people. He could not see the people clearly at all, but he knew from the voices that these should be his own people. So he tried his best to open his mouth and shouted: "There are monsters... monsters
... Sheep, talking sheep, pigs that use snakes as whips..."
Bang!
Bai Chonghan kicked him unconscious and cursed: "It's full of nonsense, you'd better take a nap."
After dealing with Li Mu, Bai Chonghan said: "What are you doing here? Don't you think the loss is not big enough? Stop fucking sleeping and watch me..."
At this time, Lu Younian asked cautiously: "The tent is burned down and the food is pissed on. What else do we have to watch?"
The result was a snort from Bai Chonghan, who was so frightened that he took it and looked at the pile of urine-soaked food.
Looking at the panic-stricken crowd, Bai Chonghan secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
To say that what happened tonight was not weird, he himself didn't believe it.
But as the leader, he must stand up strongly and make everyone not believe in ghosts and monsters.
So he didn't let Li Mu finish and kicked Li Mu unconscious.
Now that the morale of the army has been disrupted, he can no longer let Li Mu talk...
But even so, people no longer had the same enthusiasm as when they first entered the mountain. Everyone's eyes were panicked and they looked around, obviously frightened.
When Yu Huifei saw this, he grinned and said, "Brothers, it's time to change your shift. Go home and sleep."
After saying that, Yu Huifei greeted everyone and left.
On their way back, they happened to meet Cui Jue, Minotaur Horsemian, Ksitigarbha, and Roaring Dog, who came over to change shifts. They were carrying a stick and asked when they met: "Did you see the rabbit?"
Now that Roaring Sky Dog has become smarter, he found a suit of clothes from Yu Huifei and put it on. He was still very ugly, but in general, at least he didn't have to worry about others seeing the two bra-like hairs on his chest.
Yu Huifei and Cui Jue briefly chatted about the previous process, and Cui Jue smiled and said: "Don't worry, they won't be able to sleep during the day. But we should work the night shift tomorrow. During the day, we can't let our hands and feet go."
The goat smiled and said: "Today I am just practicing my skills, and I will leave it to you tomorrow."
The two sides happily performed the handover ceremony, and then the twelve zodiac animals went back to sleep.
On the way, the zodiac snake expressed dissatisfaction: "Next time, I don't want to be a torture instrument!"
The zodiac pig scratched his head and looked like he didn't hear anything.
The zodiac snake roared: "Dead pig, I'm talking about you!"
"What did you say?" Zodiac Pig asked.
"I don't want to be a torture device!"
“What don’t you want to be??”
"I don't want to be a torture device!"
"Why don't you want to be a torture device?"
"You...forget it!" Zodiac Snake closed his eyes and was too lazy to speak.
Pig, the zodiac sign, looked honest and honest. He scratched his head and asked the zodiac sign Ox: "Why didn't he say anything?"
Zodiac Ox gave him a blank look and was too lazy to talk to him.
When he arrived, the zodiac monkey crossed the bracelet in his hand and said, "If it were me, I would give you a bite directly and make sure you understand everything."
The eyes of the zodiac snake suddenly lit up.
The zodiac pig runs away...
"Stop!" Zodiac Snake shouted and chased after him.
When Yu Huifei returned home, he saw smoke rising from the kitchen. Apparently Liu Xin had already started making breakfast.
Yu Huifei stopped sleeping and found a place, where he hit his head and died. After being revived immediately, the fatigue of not sleeping all night disappeared in an instant.
Opening the back door, Hera was actually angry and was sitting under the tree playing with her mobile phone.
Seeing Yu Huifei coming back, Hera asked: "Do you need help?"
Chapter completed!
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