Chapter 172 Ahri only knows how to eat!
In the tavern, Xu Nuo found a seat similar to a booth and sat down, spending some loose change to order one or two unique cocktails.
Just in case, Xu Nuo also used blood magic to analyze the components of the wine. After all, he was afraid of making simple mistakes and falling down due to greed before the mission even started.
That is a great shame and humiliation.
Fortunately, the results of the analysis, taste, and ingredients are all normal.
All that was left was to wait for the fish to take the bait, but no big fish was seen.
If a bartender hadn't recommended a door curtain, follow the door curtain to find the big fish you want to catch...
Xu Nuo will really suspect that he is in the wrong place.
This is a light bar, so to speak. There are no dancers, no shouting diaosi stripping and cheering.
There are just many lovers who come here to taste the tavern and look at each other affectionately.
Xu Nuo was not in a hurry, because Xu Nuo glanced at all the opposite sexes in the tavern, and no one looked as good as the two beside him.
At the same time, Xu Nuo also extended his evil claws in this sinking atmosphere.
No....
This is not a sin. I promise to deny the word sin. I just want to check whether Ah Li has gained weight these days.
Yes...
It’s definitely not a deliberate attempt to get stuck on fuel or use salty pig’s trotters. I just want to see if Ah Li is fat or not.
Xu Nuo persuaded himself, and his arms were slowly lowered...
Hmm?
Right?
This is not like my lovely wife Ahri!!!
Ah Li's is relatively loose, even though Xu Nuo doesn't want to admit it, but this is the fact.
Because this girl doesn't like to exercise, all she has accumulated is fat, which can only be said to be purely natural.
But Hip Mountain....
Pure naturalness is not the best.
The best ones are often the ones that have been tempered many times.
It takes a hundred times to make steel.
This field is no exception.
Of course, how to practice is different.
In Promise's impression, the only ways to practice are yoga, dancing...
Only these two can make it look new.
Reaching an unknown height.
But, this has nothing to do with Ahri. Ahri doesn’t know how to do yoga or dance... She... can only eat, silly food...
"Bastard...don't go too far! Believe it or not, I chopped off your claws?" Just as Xu promised to be stuck silently, thinking in confusion, Irelia's dissatisfied voice broke the deadlock.
From this moment on, Xu Nuo finally knew why this scene was different from before.
It turns out that it’s not Ahri who’s stuck on fuel, but Irelia.
"..." Xu Nuo's head was full of black lines, and he was silent for a moment as he watched Irelia and Ahri change positions.
After a moment, Xu Nuo finally spoke, coughing to resolve the embarrassment: "Ahem, why did you two just change places without asking me?"
"I even... made a mistake!"
"Don't you have eyes? You can't see for yourself?" Irelia didn't look good at all.
Originally, she had a lot of resentment about pretending to promise a partner, especially a concubine.
She deliberately changed places with Ah Li just to review everything in the tavern from a perfect angle.
Unexpectedly, I was treated badly by this bastard Xu Xu.
And he pinched it deliberately, so of course she went crazy.
Xu Nuo curled her lips: "What am I looking at? I play the role of a rich man, hugging him from left to right, like a master."
"You are just my foil...that should be your responsibility."
"Otherwise, wouldn't it be obvious to others? Do you know how to act?"
"Do you really think I want to take advantage of you? Your little meat is nothing compared to a hair of my Ahri!!"
"You bastard...are you looking for death?" As soon as these words came out, Irelia ran away violently. She grabbed Xu Nuo's arm with a strong force like a thumbtack.
She fixed Xu Nuo's arm in front of the table, and found a fruit knife from nowhere in her other hand. Without any hesitation, she raised the knife and locked Xu Nuo's wrist.
Xu Nuo was so frightened that he hurriedly withdrew his arm, but his strength was no match for that of a woman wielding a sword, so it was of no use.
I could only watch helplessly as Irelia inserted the fruit knife into her wrist....
Click!
Fortunately, at the critical moment, Irelia changed some tracks, and Xu Nuo survived.
And the fruit knife is also nailed to the table... shining brightly.
"You...you crazy bitch!!" Xu Nuo was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. Although he had blood magic, he was not afraid of this kind of thing.
But experiencing that scene in person, Xu Nuo’s little heart couldn’t bear the stimulation.
Secondly, if it is really inserted, Xu Nuo will also have to bear the damage...
Irelia smiled coldly: "Next time, I won't just scare you!!"
"Evil bitch..." Xu Nuo spit out three words viciously.
Fuck.
I will continue to deal with this evil bitch if I have the chance in the future.
It seems that the last spanking was indeed a bit light, so we need to change it to one that can make her afraid of herself.
Although Xu Nuo believes that the probability is almost 0.1, after all, this evil woman is not afraid of anything. She went to the battlefield at the age of 14 and kills without blinking an eye.
But this kind of challenge, which man will abstain??
And, where is Ahli?
You stinky girl, you are being bullied, why don’t you help me?
Didn’t this girl like to fight with Irelia before?
Xu Nuo stood up from his seat and looked for Ah Li.
At some point, Ahri came to the counter of the tavern with Yumi in his arms, looking at the words written on the tavern, and ordering something.
This makes Xu Nuo feel disheartened. This little fox is actually ordering side dishes.
It seems that I don’t know the purpose of coming to this pub at all. I really thought I was here to browse and spend money.
And looking at the tone of Ah Li’s words, as well as the excited tiptoeing and pointing at the writing hanging in front of the counter, Xu Nuo could see that the fox ordered a lot of these things.
Thinking of this, Xu Nuo became furious and had to beat her little ass.
Damn it, what time period do you still want to have a good meal?
You don’t want your husband anymore, right??
Xu Nuo walked over, but before he got close to Ah Li, Xu Nuo saw someone beating him one step ahead.
The fish...is hooked!!
Looking at the man's face with a few unclear tattoos, Xu Nuo's mouth turned up slightly.
Xu Nuo took a slender chopstick from another couple's table, squinted his eyes, and followed it quietly.
Irelia also noticed Xu Nuo's movements and immediately locked eyes on the people in the private room.
Several sharp knives surround her...
.....
"Miss, it seems that you don't know what delicious food is available in this tavern. How about I recommend some to you?" The man pretended to be a gentleman and spoke softly.
Ah Li blinked her big eyes, gently poked her thin pink lips with her fingers, and said blankly, "Ah? Is there braised elbow here? Is there any sauced pig's trotters?"
"Or...is there any tofu noodle?"
"...Um, this..." The man was also confused. Aren't these all dinner snacks? This is a tavern.
There are only dishes to go with drinks, how could there be such greasy food?
But he is not in a hurry, and is still very patient, and even plans to boast about Haikou and say that he has it.
Unfortunately, before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a soreness in his neck.
Accompanied by an echo that sounded like chewing brittle bones, his mind went blank, his whole body trembled several times, and he had difficulty breathing.
He wanted to scream and shout, but a hand covered his mouth, preventing him from making a sound.
There was a sign of collapse in his neck, and his eyes widened in disbelief...
In the end, in just five seconds, he stopped breathing.
Chapter completed!