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Chapter 238 This is the pattern(1/2)

 Chu Yunxuan really sighed.

Yes!

The program is really effective.

He didn't expect it to be so good.

But...

What he wants now is a simple interview.

I ask you a question, just answer me normally!

Chu Yunxuan just wants such a plain interview!

Why is it so difficult to conduct a simple interview now!

Ahhhh!!

"Thank you, uncle!"

After Chu Yunxuan finished speaking, he walked away with a dark face.

"I don't believe it today. How difficult can it be for me to have a simple interview?"

Chu Yunxuan walked forward.

A buddy wearing a jersey and holding a basketball happened to pass by.

"Handsome guy, can I ask you a question?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

"Okay." The boy nodded straightforwardly.

"What is your dream?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

This question can’t possibly go astray, right?

Be a basketball star, a professional player, a singer, an actor, a teacher, a scientist, etc.

Any answer is fine!

If this question goes astray again, he will simply give up today!

The boy thought for a while and said, "My dream..."

"Yes! For example, if you like playing basketball, you can become a basketball player and go on the court." Chu Yunxuan started to guide him with these words.

The boy shook his head, "Actually, my dream is to become a girl."

Chu Yunxuan???

He was confused.

"Becoming a girl? Brother, which one is not good, being a basketball star, an actor, a singer, an athlete? Why is your dream to become a girl?"

"Because I want to become a girl and benefit my brothers!"

After he finished speaking, he gestured to the camera.

Chu Yunxuan???

Everyone???

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"Wucao Wucao! This guy is awesome!"

"Pattern! What is pattern? This is called pattern!"

"!"

"How can I be your brother? Do you need to apply? I can give it a try."

"Hahaha, Xuan Shen, just give up! The passers-by you meet are destined to be old people. It makes me laugh to death."

"Xuan Shen, do you know why? Because you are a Lao Liu, and Lao Liu attracts Lao Liu, so you always meet people from Lao Liu, hahaha."

"..."

"Awesome!"

Chu Yunxuan gave him a thumbs up, then pulled the mask up and walked away with the camera guy.

Gulu gulu gulu——

Chu Yunxuan bought a bottle of Coke and drank most of it while standing on the roadside with the cameraman.

"Huh——"

Then Chu Yunxuan wiped the corners of his mouth.

"The last one, I will interview the last passerby. If I am still a passerby, I will choose to change my job!"

Chu Yunxuan said.

Barrage

"Xuan Shen, give up. From the first reality show you appeared on, you have met some toxic people, hahaha."

"It's true. You can't meet others no matter what, but what about Xuan Shen? There's a big group of them every time you meet them."

"I seriously suspect that all of the people Xuan Shen interviewed today are watching the show and deliberately making the show's effect amazing!"

"I'm laughing so hard!"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan glanced at it.

Then he saw a white-haired old man in the park in front.

"It's impossible for this old grandpa to be the same as those people before, right? Today I have to interview someone who I ask questions normally and who answers questions normally! I don't believe it. If I can't interview you, what will you do in the future?

Look at me."

"Also, I'm really not Lao Liu! Even if I don't follow the idol route, I can still be considered a talented singer, right? Don't call me Lao Liu anymore."

Chu Yunxuan then walked over.

To be honest, this old man looks really old.

His hair and beard are all white.

I guess I got it when I was eighty years old.

But he looks pretty strong.

"Grandpa."

Chu Yunxuan walked over and shouted softly.

"Young man, is something wrong?"

The white-haired old man asked.

"Grandpa, can I interview you?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

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"???"

"I'll go! Chu Yunxuan, you are so special, you are such a scumbag!"

"Wow! You don't have martial ethics. You're interviewing a grandpa of this age! It doesn't count!"

"That's right, it doesn't matter. If you have the ability, you can interview young people. If you interview a grandfather of this age, his answers must be normal. When interviewing young people, his answers must be normal!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard!"

"..."

"Oh, interview, okay, then you can ask." The old man straightened his clothes and looked at the camera and said.

"Grandpa, how long do you live?"

"I'm eighty-five," the old man replied with a hearty smile.

"You are eighty-five, but I think you are quite strong. Grandpa, do you have any secrets?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

My question, coupled with the fact that the other party is an elderly grandfather, should be a very normal and serious answer.

If this is not true, Chu Yunxuan really doesn’t believe it!

He doesn’t believe this is evil!

The old man smiled and said, "You really asked the right person."

Then the old man said, "If you want to be healthy and live a long life, smoke, drink, and eat fat, go to bed late and get up early, don't exercise, and make more friends with the opposite sex."

Chu Yunxuan???

Everyone???

Barrage
To be continued...
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