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Chapter 3 Yang Mi couldn’t help laughing

 At this moment.

Half of the fast-scrolling barrage is the audience’s complaints.

The other half represents the speechless "???" of the audience.

Some viewers even searched on the spot to find out where they could get from 40 kilometers away.

This search made them laugh.

"Forty kilometers, riding a tricycle, and it's a road in the mountains. How long do you have to ride every day?"

"Hahaha, I did some calculations. Even if riding a bicycle is 20 kilometers per hour, 40 kilometers per hour will take two hours. A tricycle will be slower, right? And it's still in the mountains. Let's calculate it as three hours, and it will take six hours to go back and forth."<

/p>

"Pfft, hahaha, it's not just that, I'm eighty years old, and my speed has to be twice as slow. I ride a tricycle back and forth for more than ten hours a day, hahahaha!"

"You succeeded in making me laugh, hahaha!"

"..."

Even the three instructors couldn't help but open their mouths as they sat there.

But Chu Yunxuan doesn’t know what barrage is.

He continued to recite the words Wang Lingling gave him.

"After my grandfather passed away, I left Majia Village. The only thing I took with me was the guitar in my hand..."

"Because this is my grandfather's guitar. My grandfather has had a dream since he was a child, and that is music."

"The purpose of my coming to the show is to carry my grandfather's dream all the way and fulfill his dream, stand on the stage and let this guitar shine..."

"..."

After saying that, Chu Yunxuan lowered his head and sniffed hard.

He wanted to try to see if he could make the tears come out, but... he couldn't do it at all.

Barrage:

"Pfft, hahaha! That means this guitar is older than me, right?"

"Come on, let's take a look. An 80-year-old man in the mountains earns money by riding a tricycle to scavenge. However, his dream is music, and he also has a guitar. Is this reasonable?"

"No, let's make up a miserable story, let's make up a slightly more reasonable one, right?"

"I really laughed. Eliminate, eliminate! Don't let him continue, it disgusts me to death."

"..."

And Chu Yunxuan's eyes secretly glanced at the reactions of the three instructors in front of him...

The three instructors sat there with their mouths open and confused.

It took them a while before they came back to their senses.

"Ahem——"

Wu Yifan coughed dryly, then looked at Chu Yunxuan and asked:

"Ahem, um... I have a question. You said this guitar belongs to your grandfather?"

Chu Yunxuan nodded: "Yes, Teacher Wu, it was a long time ago."

"Oh... I think there is a line printed on it. Is it the production date of the guitar?" Wu Yifan asked, pointing to the guitar in Chu Yunxuan's hand.

Backstage, Wang Lingling's heart skipped a beat.

"Silly Wu Yifan, you're the only one who talks a lot, right?" Wang Lingling couldn't help but cursed.

Wang Lingling really didn’t expect that Wu Yifan would ask some detailed questions!

Logically speaking, although everyone knows many things well, especially these mentors.

But in order to avoid causing trouble, they all chose to turn a blind eye.

Theoretically speaking, they won't ask any more questions.

But now, why is this Wu Yifan deliberately targeting Chu Yunxuan?

"Could it be that there are too many people who have suffered miserably in front of them, and they really can't bear it anymore, and they want to find someone to scare the monkeys? It's over now."

Wang Lingling's face completely fell.

She really can't protect this Chu Yunxuan.

What's more, Director Liu is still watching the live broadcast, and he is probably very angry.

……

Hearing Wu Yifan's words, Chu Yunxuan was stunned for a moment.

What is the production date on the guitar?

"Ah... yes, right? It may be the production date." Chu Yunxuan replied.

"Then read it," Wu Yifan said.

"Um...birth...production date...20...April 2019."

Wang Lingling:???

"You really miss me!"

Her face looked completely desperate.

Barrage:

"Hahahaha, what a fool! I'm laughing so hard!"

"2019, hahaha! This is a guitar produced last year."

"Shocked! The guitar that the 80-year-old grandfather has collected all his life was actually produced last year. Is this a disruption of time and space or a distortion of human nature?"

"This guy can't even do bad things? Hahaha, fuck!"

"..."

For a moment, the audience in the live broadcast room even laughed.

This is simply outrageous.

"Uh-"

Chu Yunxuan stood there awkwardly.

Yang Mi said to Chu Yunxuan:

"Classmate Chu, can your grandfather still ride a tricycle forty kilometers or eighty miles at the age of eighty?"

"It's forty miles, not forty kilometers." Chu Yunxuan said seriously.

"What you just said was forty kilometers." Yang Mi said with a smile on her chest.

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

"Ah? Really?"

Yang Mi continued: "Yes, and your grandfather is eighty years old and makes money by scavenging. For an old man of that era, living like this, are you sure his dream is music?"

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

"Also, your question about the production date of the guitar...well...I don't know how to help you smooth things over."

After Yang Mi finished speaking, she was holding back her laughter and covering her forehead.

Hearing this, Chu Yunxuan froze on the spot.

Ah this...

Did you say there were so many flaws?

Forty miles became forty kilometers.

And the production date of this guitar was exposed in person...

Ah this...

The more Chu Yunxuan thinks about it, the more outrageous it becomes...

Isn’t this too funny?

How could I say such outrageous things?

Looking back, Chu Yunxuan felt that each word he said made him unable to hold back...

"Pfft——"

The next second, Chu Yunxuan couldn't hold it any longer and laughed out loud in front of countless audiences.

"Hahahahaha." After Chu Yunxuan laughed, he became even more uncontrollable.

Everyone:???

The entire barrage in the live broadcast room is full of question marks.

Chu Yunxuan tried his best to restrain his smile and explained:

"Well... I'm sorry..., I'm really sorry."

Chu Yunxuan's face turned red.

"It's my first time to be miserable. I really don't have much experience. I'm sorry, I'm sorry... pfft."

Even after finishing speaking, Chu Yunxuan couldn't help but laugh again.

Barrage:

"?????"

"??????"

"Hahaha! This guy is here to make fun of you, right?"

"One second I was working hard to do a miserable job, and the next second I was laughing, hahaha, I was laughing so hard!"

"Is this a deliberate attempt by the program team to manipulate the effect of this episode?"

"Hahahaha, I'm so nervous that I can't hold my breath for him in front of the screen!"

"Forty kilometers away, my grandpa's hobby is music. He read out the production date of the guitar on the spot. Each one was more nervous than the other. I laughed so hard."

"This guy is definitely going to be successful if he takes the comedian route."

"..."

For a time, everyone's attitude towards Chu Yunxuan, which was extremely disgusting, changed instantly.

Because of Chu Yunxuan’s laughter, they all couldn’t help but laugh out loud in front of the screen.

Thinking again about the inconsistent words of this guy who deliberately sold himself out during this process...

And read out the production date of the guitar last year in person...

Everyone is going to die laughing.
Chapter completed!
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