Chapter 23: This family is a drama queen!(1/2)
The old man attacked from behind with a meat cleaver in his hand, and the Tang bandit attacked from the front with a tamarisk skewer in his hand.
One after another, forming a double-teaming trend.
Yes, this is the tacit cooperation between Tang Bandit and the old man.
What does it mean to be in harmony with each other? What does it mean to be in harmony with each other?
What does it mean to work together (deleted)...
The Tang bandit was brought up by the old man's poop and urine, and the old man was raised by the Tang bandit with buckets of rice and meat... They really understand each other's character too well.
When Tang Bandit suddenly yelled at the old man and said that he had a disease, the old man already understood what he wanted to do.
So he pretended that he was angered by this bastard, picked up the meat cleaver on the table, and rushed towards Tang Bandit.
He couldn't really kill the Tang bandits. How could he kill the Tang bandits?
Sure enough, when his movements suddenly became flexible, when his body suddenly accelerated, the meat cleaver in his hand was aimed at Wuying's back.
And Tang Bandit did not disappoint him. The moment the old man took action, he had already turned the red willow string in his hand into a short spear and stabbed Wuying's head...
Wuying has no way to move forward, no way to retreat, and there is only a dead end waiting for him.
boom!
The dagger in the old man's hand had already hit Wuying's back, and he could feel the blade cutting...
Something is wrong!
The feeling of a meat cleaver cutting through clothes and flesh is not like this. It is a soft, smooth, even cutting with a hint of warmth.
However, this touch was extremely hard, like scratching on steel or hard stone.
Tang Bandit also felt that something was wrong. The red willow string in his hand had clearly been poked into Wuying's head. He had already imagined in his mind that the red willow branches that had been sharpened into sharp thorns were piercing Wuying's scalp, poking at Wuying's scalp.
Break his skull, and then go all the way down until the entire tamarisk string is submerged in his head...
He likes to poke people in the head because they die quickly.
There is no way to pretend to be dead yet.
However, the situation was not what he expected.
Can't get in!
Click!
The red willow string quickly bent and then broke into several pieces.
Without a hit, Tang Bandit and the old man retreated like two frightened old dogs.
One of the rules of survival in the ruins is that we can hold back when fighting, but we must do our best when escaping.
Then, they looked at Wuying one after another, as if they were studying some endangered rare animal.
He just stood there motionless and averted the fatal blow launched by the two of them?
A bit embarrassing!
The old man lowered his head and looked at the meat cleaver in his hand. The blade had been curled up, and asked with a puzzled look on his face: "What are you doing?"
"If you don't understand, just ask, how can you open your mouth to curse?" Tang Bandit said dissatisfied. He felt that the old man was very incompetent.
Then he looked at Wuying with a humble face and asked, "Why can't I kill someone with my spear?"
Wuying turned sideways, so as to avoid being attacked from the front and back, and then looked at the old man and the young man in front of him with complicated eyes.
The old one is cunning, the young one is cunning.
He wore a mask on his face so that others could not see his frightened expression. But he knew in his heart that when these two people suddenly attacked him, he was panicked.
He didn't expect that the old man who didn't look amazing was actually a hidden master. His frivolous steps and slow movements were all disguises. He didn't expect that the handsome barbecue boy who looked like he was only fourteen or fifteen years old was like this.
He was so cruel that he would poke people in the head with the red willow branch in his hand.
They were always deadly when they took action, and they never thought about injuring or maiming someone.
Are there such monsters on the ruins?
Wu Feng burst out laughing when he saw his companion was embarrassed.
He walked to Wuying and stood side by side with him, firstly for the convenience of talking, and secondly to block the door with him and fight against the enemy together.
He also discovered that these guys are not easy to mess with.
Wuying touched Wufeng with his shoulder and asked teasingly: "How's it going? Did you almost capsize in the gutter?"
"Be careful, they are difficult to deal with." Wuying warned loudly.
"I've seen it." Wufeng nodded and said aloud: "I didn't expect that this junk planet that had long been dilapidated and abandoned by people would have such a good hand... But I can understand it.
In such a harsh environment, if you want to survive, there is nothing you can't do."
The pair of eyes behind the mask glanced at Tang Bandit and said, "Young man, do you think so?"
"How can you look at people with colored glasses? Although we live in the old land, our hearts are bright... The old man doesn't look very good, and he looks a bit wretched, but he takes care of us when there's nothing wrong.
The eldest wives and little widows in the village..."
Wuying and Wufeng immediately looked around nervously, worried that they would make another surprise attack.
After all, Tang Bandit just scolded the old man for his bad conduct, and then the old man got angry and rushed over with a knife...
They have already seen through their tricks and are fully prepared.
Unfortunately, this time the old man didn't move, he just played with the curled meat cleaver in his hand with a smile.
Tang Bandit pointed at Little Fatty again and said: "And Little Fatty, you may not look at other people's fatness, but he is also very kind-hearted... When he sees others unable to eat, he will put down and take advantage of others.
A bowl for scooping rice out of…”
Little Fatty smiled honestly, and Big Brother complimented me.
Then he laughed even more happily, brother is really humorous.
"And myself..." Tang Bandit grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth. The smile was sincere and kind, as if he was introducing himself to a new friend he had just met: "I'm not a good person anymore.
I have hunted and killed people...so you'd better not bully my family. Go back to where you came from."
"Are you threatening us?" Wu Feng thought this scene was extremely absurd.
Who are they? They are famous killers among the new stars.
The representatives of the God of Death will harvest wherever they go. No matter you are a high-ranking official or a billionaire, when you meet them, you can only cry and kneel down to beg for mercy.
We came here to kill people and silence them, and you drove us away?
Why do these untouchables in the ruins have such courage?
"No, it's expulsion." Tang Bandit was still smiling, as if he was "communicating" in a friendly way.
"We can't leave." Wuying shook his head.
"Yes, we can't leave." Wufeng's eyes shifted to Fenghuang, who was standing silently next to him, and he said with a smile: "We want to take an old friend back."
"I don't know who you work for, but have you ever thought about it? Even if you take the money, if the matter is exposed, will you still have your life?" Phoenix stared at Wuying Wufeng with cold eyes and asked.
"You don't understand, it's not just about money." Wufeng was a chatterbox and explained: "Of course, your worries are also very reasonable, so no matter what, we can't let the matter be exposed."
"In this chaotic world without law and order, whether you will die in the Predator Organization, in the Flame Shrine, or as a despicable and shameless refugee...who knows?"
"Do you think they'll believe it?"
"It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. As long as there is no evidence, what can they do?" Wufeng said with a look of pride and complacency: "There are too many fruitless things in this world? So what if there is one more?"
"Stop talking and get to work." Wuying reminded.
"Don't wait for them?" Wu Feng asked.
"Wait until they come after you're done."
"Okay then." Wufeng pulled out two crescent-shaped daggers from his waist, holding one in each hand.
Fenghuang stepped forward, stood in front of Tang Bandit and the old man, and said loudly: "The person you want is me, let them go. They don't know anything."
"This sentence is very unwise. They are indeed innocent, but their biggest fault is taking you home." Wufeng gently tapped the two daggers in his hand, making a pleasant tinkling sound.
.
"Do you know how I found you? We asked around to see if we had seen a woman who was dressed strangely and might have been injured... and someone told me that he was the one who carried you back.
.Look, it’s not as difficult to find you as I thought.”
Phoenix just asked casually, knowing that they would kill people and silence them, but he still had a little hope.
After their proposal was rejected, he whispered to the Tang bandit standing behind him: "I'll drag them, you take Xiaopang away..."
She just saw Tang Bandit and the old man taking the initiative to attack Wuying. Although there was no yin and yang energy leaking out of the moves, it was impossible to accurately judge their strength, but the crispness and energy with which they acted was enough.
It’s already very simple.
Whether he can survive the fight is unknown, but there is definitely no problem in escaping.
With one against two, he could hold Wufeng Wuying down, while Bandit Tang and the old man could drag Xiaopang and escape.
To be continued...