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Chapter 159: Tell me carefully, or I’ll beat you to death(1/2)

 Chapter 159 Tell me carefully, or I’ll beat you to death

Seeing this scene, everyone was dumbfounded.

"Huh?"

"What's going on? Did we misunderstand some wonderful plot?"

At the same time, everyone had a question mark in their minds and was confused.

In other dimensions, everyone is fighting to the death, which is extremely fierce.

Just like the showdown between Lin Qingzhu and Lu Yan just now, it was a shocking fight that left everyone weeping and shaking the world.

Looking at He Wushuang and Fuyao, they also showed their astonishing strength and defeated their opponents with an absolute crushing attitude.

Why did the painting style change when we got here?

It doesn’t matter if we don’t fight, why are we still telling stories?

"Which Holy Land disciple is this? What is his background..."

Looking at the young man with a bruised nose and swollen face in the picture, telling a story to Xiao Linglong, someone couldn't help but asked curiously.

"I know this person. He seems to be an outstanding disciple of Fuguang Cave in Tianlong Mountain. His name is Su Lijie."

"Floating Light Cave?"

When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at the team in Fuguangdong. Being treated like monkeys by so many people, the elder of Fuguangdong suddenly blushed.

Damn it, it’s so embarrassing to be here.

Now, Fuguangdong is completely famous, but the way of becoming famous is a bit unique.

From now on, let’s just change the name to bedtime tutoring class for children.

People talk about Taoism in Genting, but you come to Genting to tell stories.

But having said that, the great elder of Fuguangdong can still understand the disciple's mood.

When I meet such an arrogant and unreasonable little lolita, I really can’t reason with her.

He has been paying attention to the battle between Xiao Linglong and Su Lijie. At first, they all thought that they had picked up a bargain and made a lot of money this time.

Who would have thought that this little lolita was the most ruthless one among this group of people, and they won the lottery.

Su Lijie has already begun to doubt life at this moment.

The dream of promotion has been shattered, and I was humiliated by the hammer. I had no choice but to lower my head and tell Xiao Linglong a story to calm her down and avoid being beaten.

This hammer hurts a lot.

My face was swollen.

"Speaking of which, on one side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there are a group of blue elves growing freely and living in a happy forest..."

Su Lijie rubbed his swollen face while making up a story that he had never heard before.

Listening to his story, Xiao Linglong smiled happily and said, "Then, what happened to them?"

"Speak quickly, or I'll beat you to death..."

Grabbing the hammer, Xiao Linglong said threateningly.

Su Lijie's body trembled with fright, and his face turned pale.

Damn it, whose tiger baby is this? Is anyone taking care of it? It hurts too much to hit someone.

Just say hello to my handsome face.

"Later, a big monster came to the forest, and the monster destroyed their home."

"Just like this, they left the big forest, just like this, walking, walking, and reached the seaside..."

While telling the story, Su Lijie observed Xiao Linglong's actions and saw that the more she listened, the more energetic she became, and her whole body collapsed.

In just this moment, he has told more than ten stories. Why is she not sleepy? I am already.

Hearing that the elf's home had been destroyed, Xiao Linglong was startled for a moment and looked disappointed.

It seems that her home was also destroyed by a big monster.

"Then..."

Xiao Linglong raised her head, and Kazilan's big eyes were full of curiosity. She looked at Su Lijie and her tone became lower.

"After arriving at the beach, they encountered a huge bear, which was particularly powerful.

They recognized this big bear as their boss, and under the protection of the big bear, they were happy and free at the seaside again."

This story was told so poorly that Su Lijie himself couldn’t listen to it.

It's mainly made up on the fly, there's nothing you can do about it, it's normal to have some flaws.

If it weren't for his quick thinking and ability to make up stories, I'm afraid he would have been beaten into a pig's head.

"Big bear?"

After hearing this, Xiao Linglong slowly lowered her head, thinking of her master and senior sister.

I don’t know how long it took, but she suddenly raised her head again and said, "You didn’t speak well, so I deserve a beating..."

"Fuck."

Su Lijie was stunned. What was going on?

Before anyone could react, the hammer hit his face directly.

"Oh!"

Su Lijie's handsome face was suddenly smashed into a ferocious look, with several teeth broken.

"Woooo..."

He cried, a dignified seven-foot-tall man let a little kid beat him until his teeth were all over the floor today.

What a shame.

"Is there anyone who can take care of her? Help her..."

Su Lijie wanted to escape from here like crazy. He couldn't bear this torture anymore.

If he loses to someone of his own generation, he can still accept it. The problem is that he loses to a little lolita and is beaten so hard that he has no ability to fight back.

After this, how can he still hang out in this circle? His right to choose a spouse in the next few years will be almost gone.

"Want to run?"

Seeing that he wanted to escape from here, Xiao Linglong jumped forward with a smile and stepped on the ground for him.

"I will trample you to death, trample you to death, and let you make up random things..."

Seeing this scene, there was silence and silence outside the venue.

"Well..."

I don’t know how long it took, but someone finally couldn’t help laughing.

"Haha... I laughed to death. At first, everyone thought this little guy was the easiest to bully and wanted to pick him up."

"In the end, I realized that I had chosen the best one."

"This shows that Su Lijie is capable of..."

"I picked the most ruthless one when I came up. He will really come forward if something happens."

Such a funny scene brought great joy to everyone present.

For a time, the floating light hole directly became the laughing stock of everyone.

Maybe Su Lijie doesn't know that he will still be mentioned in some way in a certain period of time in the future.

Back then, when Emperor Linglong was young, he met a handsome young man while discussing Taoism in Yunding. The young man told the emperor a story.

Because his speech was not good, Emperor Linglong was furious and beat him violently until he was beaten into a pig's head.

This cause and effect is too big.

"Quick, tell me carefully, or I'll beat you to death..."

After Xiao Linglong kicked her hard for a while, she caught Su Lijie. The big man actually cried at this moment.

"Mom, I don't want to play anymore, I want to go home..."

When Xiao Linglong looked at it, she immediately showed disgust in her eyes.

Just because she's a tiger doesn't mean she's stupid.

This guy is full of bad ideas. When he came in just now, he bullied her because she was young and wanted to set up tricks on her.

If it weren't for Xiao Linglong's quick reaction, she would have almost fallen into his trap.

"It's boring, just go away, I won't play with you anymore..."

Seeing him crying so heartbreakingly, Xiao Linglong couldn't bear it, so she threw him to the ground and prepared to go find her senior sister to play.
To be continued...
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