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Chapter 50 Really - 'Eat shit'

 When Mrs. Jia Zhang saw He Yuzhu standing up and wanting to leave, she immediately took action and hugged He Yuzhu's calf.

At the same time, he cried loudly and shouted, "Come here, come and catch this poisoner."

The first uncle did not believe that He Yuzhu, whom he had watched since childhood, would do such a thing to poison people. He said to Jia Zhang very seriously: "Ms. Jia Zhang, don't talk nonsense. What evidence do you have to prove that the pillar was poisoned?"

You?

He was obviously called by us to save you.

Even if your two families have conflicts, you can’t unjustly accuse a good person."

Jia Zhang was furious when she saw that the uncle was so partial to He Yuzhu, and exposed the fact that she and Banggeng secretly ate each other.

"He was the one who poisoned us. Otherwise, why would his family and Qin Huairu be fine after eating crabs, but Banggeng and I would be poisoned?"

He Yuzhu interrupted, "Wait a minute, why don't I remember when I invited you and Bangge to eat crabs?

Did you steal it?

You steal my food and accuse me of poisoning me. It's really your fault."

The neighbors who were originally afraid of He Yuzhu after hearing He Yuzhu poisoned him were no longer afraid after hearing what He Yuzhu said, and turned their disdainful eyes towards Jia and Zhang.

Jia Zhang refused to give in, "I don't care, it must have been you who poisoned me, otherwise why would we have such stomachaches?

You send us to the hospital quickly and then compensate us for our losses.

Otherwise, just wait for me to call the police to arrest you."

What Jia Zhang was thinking was to wait for He Yuzhu to pay compensation before going to the police to arrest him, in order to avenge He Yuzhu's previous arrest of her.

But He Yuzhu didn't take her threat to heart at all, and said funnyly: "You go and report it, I also want to see if the police comrades will arrest you, the thief, or me, the person who was stolen.

Even if the crabs are poisonous, as long as you don’t steal them and eat them, nothing will happen to you. I can definitely tell the police comrades that they are used to poison rats.

After all, it’s not your own fault?

Not to mention, I didn’t poison myself at all. The police comrades will find out once they investigate."

Qin Huairu was confused by this situation and asked doubtfully: "Zhuzi, what's going on with that Banggeng and my mother-in-law?"

Others also looked at He Yuzhu, looking forward to his answer.

He Yuzhu said in a regretful tone: "They ate crabs together with things that shouldn't be eaten together.

As a result, the abdominal pain is unbearable now, and if it lasts for a long time, it may be life-threatening."

Of course, this was He Yuzhu's purpose to scare Jia and Zhang and the others. She was trying to blackmail him just now.

"We just ate crabs and tomatoes, how could this happen?" Jia Zhang asked in disbelief.

He Yuzhu kindly explained: "Crabs are cold in nature and should not be eaten with tomatoes, persimmons, pears, etc.

It’s all in medical books, don’t you know?”

Finally, don’t forget to be sarcastic.

"Then what should we do? Is it still too late to send him to the hospital?" Qin Huairu was anxious, she had such a great son.

He Yuzhu had a crooked idea in his mind and immediately replied to Qin Huairu, "Now there is a most effective way to save them."

"Stop being so secretive and say it quickly, life is at stake." The uncle urged.

"Just pour gold juice into these two people, induce vomiting, and let them vomit out and they will be fine."

"Golden juice?" Many people in the courtyard didn't know what it was.

The second uncle felt that this was a good time to show off, and it would also help improve his prestige and status in the courtyard.

So, he opened his mouth and said to Qin Huairu: "Qin Huairu, the golden juice is what's in the public toilet outside. Go get a basin and drink it for Jia Zhang and Bang Gang. Wait until they spit it out and they'll be fine.

."

When Jia Zhang and Bang Gang heard that they were going to be fed with poop, their faces turned white.

Banggeng shook his head desperately and said: "I don't want it, I don't want to eat rice fields.

Mom, save me, I don’t want to eat that food.”

But how could Qin Huairu, who was worried about him, listen to him?

Soon, Qin Huairu came back with a large basin of urine and feces mixture and placed it between the two people lying on the ground.

When Qin Huairu came over with the basin of things, He Yuzhu had already pinched his nose and walked five meters away to watch the excitement.

He didn't want to get caught by that thing, even if it was the smell, he had to stay away.

Bangge is still fussing, but he just won’t put that thing in his mouth.

Jia Zhang is different. For the sake of her own life, she still works very hard.

I saw her holding her nose with one hand, holding a spoon in the other hand, and feeding the brown and yellow mixture into her mouth one spoonful at a time.

Regardless of whether it is watery or hard, Jia Zhang poured it into her mouth with her eyes closed.

I vomited while eating. Finally, I felt that my stomach no longer hurt so much, so I stopped.

But after the movement stopped, the smell of the mixture came up.

The stinky, salty, fishy smell came together, and Jia Zhang couldn't stop retching even if there was nothing left in her stomach.

Although He Yuzhu respected Jia Zhang as a warrior, he still said in a bad way: "Don't rinse your mouth with cold water, otherwise the cold water will enter your stomach and cause stomachache.

You can try it with warm water."

Jia Zhang, who was almost vomiting, wanted to turn on the water from the faucet to rinse the taste in her mouth. After hearing He Yuzhu's words, she changed it to warm water.

As we all know, rising temperature will intensify molecular motion.

The result is that Jia Zhang feels that the taste in her mouth is stronger.

Then she started her retching journey again.

Banggan, no matter how much Qin Huairu coaxes her, she just refuses to eat the poop mixture.

Qin Huairu was also anxious when she saw that Mrs. Jia Zhang could stand up and turn on the faucet after vomiting.

Calling three uncles to grab the stick and fix it, she picked up the spoon and poured it into the stick's mouth.

Banggeng was being held by three men, and he couldn't hold his nose with his hands. The taste was simply too high.

I fell into a manure pit before and was always exposed to that smell. My sense of smell was a little numb.

But now we are in the courtyard, with ventilation everywhere, and Bangge now wants to die.

The strong smell went straight into his nose, and from time to time some juice was sprayed into his nostrils, causing the smell to never stop.

Finally, Banggeng gave up the struggle and let Qin Huairu fill her stomach with a mixture of feces and urine.

He wanted to vomit at the first mouthful, but before he could spit it out, Qin Huairu forced a spoonful of the mixture back into his stomach along with his vomit.

Still a sharp-eyed man, he noticed that Banggeng’s belly was bulging, so he stopped Qin Huairu and asked Qin Huairu to press Banggeng’s belly and vomit out everything.

If it weren't for the big man, Bangge might have become a legend who drowned in poop in an open space.

After the two of them had almost vomited, Qin Huairu helped them into the house to change their clothes, especially Banggan, whose clothes were stained with so much poop that it was disgusting to look at.

At this time, there was basically no one to help. Firstly, the two men were unpopular with stealing, and secondly, no one could stand the smell.

He Yuzhu spoke at an inappropriate time, "Qin Huairu, don't forget about Jia Zhang and Bang Gang stealing food from my house. Send the money to Jingru tomorrow, otherwise, don't blame me for detaining them again."

He Yuzhu wanted to take away all the Jia family's spare money and let them get busy making money, so they wouldn't have so much to worry about.
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