Chapter 763 Incredible!(1/2)
Xu Gou, on the other hand, felt that this must be the case.
Otherwise, his young master would not consider the disappearance of the housekeeper.
At this time, he was convinced that the housekeeper was the murderer, and when he saw the housekeeper yelling outside, Xu Gou couldn't help but snorted: "A thief shouting to catch a thief is really ridiculous!"
"He may be feeling proud, thinking that he can definitely frame the young master, but how could he know that for the young master, solving a case is like drinking water!"
"Using a case to frame the young master is really a big deal in front of Guan Gong, it's extremely ridiculous!"
The dog is sarcastic and sarcastic.
When Zhao Xianye saw this, he followed Shen Lian's footsteps and mocked the housekeeper together.
For a moment, the two of them were saying something to each other, and it felt so comfortable to laugh at each other.
When Shen Lian regained consciousness, the two of them were still mocking the housekeeper.
Xu Gou: "I have seen brain-dead people, but I have never seen such a brain-dead person. If there is a king in the world of brain-dead people, the housekeeper will definitely be the number one!"
Zhao Xianye: "Brother Xu Gou is right!"
Xu Gou: "Showing a sword in front of Guan Gong, reciting historical records in front of Kong Shengren, talking about the art of war in front of Sun Tzu, calling murderer in front of the young master... This housekeeper is really trying to shake a tree, and he does not overestimate his own capabilities!"
Zhao Xianye: "Brother Xu Gou is right!"
Shen Lian: "..."
What are you talking about!?
Why didn’t I know that Xu Gou was so eloquent?
This connotation of people's words is called smooth!!
Moreover, Confucius, Sun Tzu and others all came out, this cultured one!
Did you misjudge the dog?
Shen Lian looked at Xu Gou with complicated eyes, and then looked at Zhao Xianye who kept repeating the same sentence.
Zhao Xianye really deserves to be called a flatterer.
Really, no matter who it is, they will praise it.
And with just such a sentence, you can describe the entire cross talk. What kind of skill is this!?
Xu Gou wanted to continue to use his eloquence and connotation to the housekeeper, but suddenly he noticed a very weak gaze.
He quickly raised his head and looked, and sure enough, his young master was looking at him with a complicated expression.
Xu Gou chuckled and said, "Master, do you want to vent your anger?"
Shen Lian: "...A dog."
"Hey, sir, please tell me."
"Write out all the fat and water in your stomach someday and show it to me. I will learn from it. If you say something so connotative, I am really ashamed of myself!"
Xu Gou scratched his head and didn't understand whether Shen Lian's words had any deep meaning. Anyway, he would do whatever Shen Lian asked him to do. He chuckled and said: "This is passed down from generation to generation by our master, the general human nature of a shadow guard. He is straight, but his brain is stupid, and he often has nothing to say when he scolds people. Therefore, our Master Hu Guang, including the former one, will pass on the classic quotations he summarized from generation to generation, so that we will not only be powerful with our fists, but also not afraid of anyone when scolded! What if? The young master likes it, so I happened to copy a copy and give it to the young master when I get back."
Shen Lian: "..."
Xu Gou: "..."
Are curse words passed down from generation to generation?
This... my Uncle Hu, including his previous descendants, has something!
In order for future generations not to lag behind in scolding, the ancestors really worried!
Shen Lian no longer knew how to evaluate it.
After thinking for a long time, he could only say dryly: "Good intentions, haha, good intentions!"
Xu Gou chuckled and said, "Master, I think so too."
Zhao Xianye felt that the topic could not continue like this, so he quickly changed the topic and said: "Sir Sir Shen, have you thought about how the butler teleports?"
When Xu Gou heard this, he immediately forgot about the inheritance of his ancestors and quickly looked at Shen Lian.
Shen Lian let out a breath and said calmly: "The housekeeper is a human being, not a god, so if he can do it, it must be in a way that we can understand."
"If nothing else happens, I guess there may be a secret passage in this hall that can lead directly to the door."
"Even if there is no secret passage, there should be something similar that can get him to the gate in the shortest time."
"Secret passage?"
Xu Gou looked at this room, but after searching for a long time, he could not find any shadow of the entrance to the secret passage.
"Where is the secret passage?"
Shen Lian raised the corners of his mouth and smiled meaningfully, but said nothing.
Zhao Xianye frowned and said, "If the murderer is really the housekeeper, it wouldn't be right. There is a time conflict."
"Based on the time you said when you entered here and found the body, the housekeeper happened to be at the door at that time, and he had just received the officials who came to visit, so... even if there is a secret passage, he can't blink in the blink of an eye. , just ran to the door, right?"
"No matter how skilled he is, this is not something one person can do."
Xu dogs themselves are warriors.
He also walked from the door. After thinking about the distance he walked, he frowned and said: "No matter how fast, in a straight line, from here to the door, it takes twenty breaths, but there is still no obstacle in the middle. While maintaining the highest speed.”
"Otherwise, the time for twenty breaths will not come."
"But when we heard the screams, the young master kicked the door open at most three breaths later... In other words, no matter how fast the butler was, he wouldn't be able to reach the door in three breaths at most, right?"
It's not that Xu Gou doesn't believe in Shen Lian.
But no matter how you think about it, it is unreasonable.
Neither can be explained.
If you insist on explaining it, you can only use magical means to explain it.
But Xu Gou, after being brainwashed many times by Shen Lian, absolutely did not believe in the theory of ghosts and gods.
So...what is going on?
Xu Gou felt that his mind could no longer turn around.
Zhao Xianye also frowned at this time.
I just feel that no matter how I think about it, there is no way to explain the butler's teleportation.
Shen Lian glanced at the two people's furrowed brows, and the corners of his mouth suddenly raised.
He stretched slightly and said, "Okay, it's getting late. Let's end this farce quickly."
Um?
Both of them looked at Shen Lian.
Shen Lian laughed and said: "Master Zhao, go ahead and call everyone over. Aren't they always clamoring to find the real culprit and take revenge?"
"Go tell them that I, Shen, solved this case!"
"I will tell them who the murderer is, and if they want revenge, let them take it-"
After a pause, he said meaningfully: "--as long as they have the courage!"
When Zhao Xianye heard Shen Lian's words and looked at Shen Lian's confident look, he immediately regained the feeling he had when he and Shen Lian worked on cases together.
He was excited and knew that the most exciting moment was about to come, so without any hesitation, he hurriedly waved his hand and asked the government officials to let the housekeeper and others in.
As soon as the housekeeper entered the hall, he rushed to Wang Wenru's body and cried bitterly.
"Master, you died so tragically! An hour ago, you told me that you wanted to give Shen Lian a good banquet and apologize to Shen Lian, but who knew... Shen Lian was so cruel to the master? You kill me with pain!"
While wiping away his tears, the butler raised his head and looked at Shen Lian with an angry face. He gritted his teeth and shouted: "Shen Lian, as the new lord of the Tang Dynasty, you are so disregarding the law and killing people like crazy! In your eyes, there is still There are laws and regulations, and is there your majesty?"
"My master is such a good person, why can't you bear to do it?"
Seeing the butler crying, if he didn't know what the truth behind it was, Shen Lian might really have been deceived.
high!
This acting skill is really high!
When the other officials saw this, they all felt as if the rabbit was dead and the fox was dead. They all agreed with the housekeeper, angrily scolded Shen Lian, and asked Zhao Xianye to arrest Shen Lian.
Zhao Xianye picked out his ears, ignored them at all, and simply dismissed their words as farts.
Let yourself grab your thighs and dream?
As for Xu Gou, because he knew in advance that the housekeeper was not a good guy and had scolded him so much, when he saw the housekeeper crying so hard that his eyes were red, he just sneered in his heart.
This was the first time that he felt that the behavior of these thieves was so funny.
Recalling that every time his young master treated those thieves, he treated the thieves the same way as he does now, everything was clear and clear, and then he watched those thieves move their claws and claws like monkeys... He envied his young master.
It's great to watch such an interesting monkey show for free.
As for Shen Lian, he didn't have so many ideas. After all, he had seen too much, so he just thought that was it.
To be continued...