A random thought.

Qi Yuncheng had to admit on stage that the effect was okay, but he couldn't keep saying it and had to turn back.

"This is all a joke. It is impossible for Master to abdicate. His health is still fine. And it is impossible for the two of us to work together without Master."

"That's true." Luan Yunping finally said another sentence, just enjoying herself when she was throwing away the baggage.

"But choosing a partner is the same as the morning market. If you go early, the dishes will be very fresh and juicy. If you go late, the dishes will be messed up.

It just so happened that I went a little late that day, and that day..."

Qi Yuncheng said as he glanced at Luan Yunping, who was staring at him next to him, "Only him and the dog raised by Master are left. Na and I are hesitating whether I should tame animals in the future? Or stand-up comedy? It's quite confusing."

"What do you call entanglement?" Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to stop her but couldn't, so she could only continue to listen.

"At this time, there is an actor named Yue Yunpeng. The fat man who performed in front of us also got up late. What should we do if our eyes meet? We both have to choose a partner for the performance, so let's have a fight."

"Still dueling?"

"But I couldn't beat him. He was so fat. I was knocked down by Tang's punch, and he left with the dog."

Obviously talking about herself, Luan Yunping couldn't help but say, "Is Xiaoyue's partner a dog? I'm not even as good as a dog when I'm co-writing."

"In the end, I really couldn't work with Luan Yunping anymore."

"Okay, I still feel helpless."

"Everyone knows that Yue Yunpeng partners with Sun Yue."

"Is he the one who took him away?"

"Teacher Sun, like my uncle, is both a teacher at the Xiuxi Society. And among the teachers, comparing the two of them, Teacher Yu is actually very good."

"What's going on?"

Qi Yuncheng extended his thumb and praised, "The lectures are good. Everyone stares at him when he lectures."

"Concentrate."

"I'm afraid he'll say something wrong."

"Are you arresting the uncle?"

"Yue Yunpeng, Kong Yunlong, Guo Qiling, and both of us were trained in Deyun's own school. They love teasing with Teacher Yu during class."

"Yes." Luan Yunping kept nodding her head in order to convince the audience

"Uncle Yu knows that it's a joke." Qi Yuncheng immediately acted as the uncle, and his mental state was relatively relaxed, "You should sleep in class, and I won't disturb you.

Do you see any teacher talking like this?"

"Look."

"Every time at this time, Guo Qiling stands up and says, "Let's talk. If you don't talk, you won't be able to sleep."

"Okay, he's used to it." Luan Yunping was speechless.

Qi Yuncheng: "Let's go to class if you don't sleep. Today we are talking about the history of cross talk. Water has its source and trees have roots. Did cross talk exist in that year? This is a story of a chicken laying an egg and an egg laying a chicken.

Guo Qiling still stood up, then you said that the chicken and the egg came first in the world."

Luan Yunping: "Arrogance."

Qi Yuncheng: "Thanks to the teacher's greatness."

Luan Yunping: "What?"

Qi Yuncheng: "The first chicken in the world."

Luan Yunping: "Is the answer coming?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Guo Qiling asked Teacher Yu, can you tell me how the first chicken in the world came about?"

Luan Yunping: "Tell him."

Qi Yuncheng: "Teacher Yu looks up to the sky and screams, forced by life!

”

Hahahaha!

"Xu~~"

What does chicken mean? When they heard the words, the audience didn't understand. The two actors on the stage didn't care, as if they didn't say what they just said, looking around.

Wait until it finally calms down.

Luan Yunping added, "I asked Teacher Yu to answer such a difficult question. Is that what you're going to tell me?"

"It's not easy!"

"It was not easy. The first chicken was quite busy."

Suddenly the theater burst into laughter again. Qi Yuncheng pushed Luan Yunping in fear, "Do you know if we are going to broadcast live today? You are going crazy."

"Do you still know about live broadcast? Tell me carefully."

"Not only cultural classes, but every class must be used by teachers. Let me give you an example. This class is cross talk history, and the next class is physical education. More than 30 students are standing on the playground preparing to run. Running is to exercise lung capacity."<

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"Yes."

"Keep shouting, Teacher Sun."

"Teacher Sun?"

Qi Yuncheng turned over again and introduced, "It's Yue Yunpeng's partner."

"The one who took it away?"

"My name is Sun Yue, the big fat man from Deyun Society, who is wider than this table!"

Luan Yunping lowered her head and measured the length of the table from left to right, "So fat?"

"My uncle is too fat!

If Teacher Sun takes off his pants and leaves them there, if he doesn’t wear them, you don’t know what he’s doing?”

"Good guy!"

"It's not like Teacher Yu's thong with only a few threads!

"Qi Yuncheng raised and pulled with both hands, and the performance was vivid without real objects."

"Don't mention it!

”

The words fell.

Many of the people below thought of coke in their minds. At first, they said it was too old, but now they say it again, which means they have returned to their original intention.

Several people in the key scenes all thought that this kid didn't restrain himself at all after getting married, but instead became more serious? It's really quite acceptable.

And Shi Fukuan listened to the whole process interestingly. They said that cross talk can handle these three vulgarities? Just laugh.

"Let's not talk about Teacher Yu's thong, let's talk about Master Sun, who teaches physical education."

"Huo oh, he teaches physical education?" Luan Yunping just finished gesturing his figure, looking a little incredible.

"We students had to carry Teacher Sun out of the office when we were running. There was a mahogany armchair on the playground. Teacher Sun leaned back, and Luan Yunping and I kept stuffing ourselves behind!"

Without saying a word, Qi Yuncheng began to bend over and try to feel the large pieces of fat. When he was stuffed, Luan Yunping said, "I want to ask, did Yue Yunpeng really lead a dog back then?"

"You won't allow people to fatten up?" Qi Yuncheng finished his movements and drew a circle near his neck, "There is a whistle hanging here!"

"Who is the whistle?"

"When he blows the whistle, the students run away."

"Let's see how it works."

Holding the whistle in his right hand, Qi Yuncheng held the table with his left hand and kept panting, exaggerating each time. When he saw it, Luan Yunping complained, "You have finished blowing these few puffs."

"They're all~~~Ouch! They're dead!"

"As for it?"

"The students ran away, leaving only two to ask Teacher Yu to lead them away and rescue Teacher Sun."

"Then we still need to be rescued."

"But to be honest." Qi Yuncheng suddenly sighed, "Teacher Yu is so old, it's not easy. He can't just take a few breaths and enter the classroom like a young man. The old man ran down and entered the classroom and was breathless, but he couldn't.

The students were still waiting for class, so they let the breath go down.

Qi can go downwards."

"Of course we can go down." Luan Yunping said with certainty.

"Qi'er is like life. I cover my mouth and don't want to breathe any more. Qi'er also thinks, this wicked person is blocked, so let's go down."

"Did you think this out of anger?"

"Go down and look, see if there is any light, eh!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly saw something, and he was visibly happy, "Hey, there seems to be a light ahead, flickering!"

"Don't describe it."
To be continued...