Chapter 37: Cats and dogs among men
Du Jing doesn't care whether a person is a scumbag or not. After all, with his condition on his face, there won't be many people to choose from;
Moreover, he also has the face of his good brother, Captain Tongguijun Zhechong, Dugu Ancheng, which is almost enough.
As for people, it comes down to training. Du Jing has led troops for many years and has great experience in this aspect.
The family of the emperor and empress - the Dugu family, the son of Dugu Kaiyuan, Duke of Xiping - Dugu Dabao, and the son of Dugu Sheng, the young eunuch of the palace - Dugu Xianyi.
This pair of strange brothers were once known as the "Three Dugu Scums" in the dandy circles of Gyeonggi Province, together with Dugu Mou, the general of the Youxiao Guard.
Even though the dynasty has changed a long time ago, no one dares to mess with the Dugu family. Don’t forget that Queen Yuanzhen is also named Dugu.
The reason why they haven't joined the officialdom yet is because they were deceived by Dugu Huaien. This guy is super brave, at least he is the most daring official since the founding of the Tang Dynasty.
Shen secretly conspired with Liu Wuzhou to harm the King of Qin and found it unsatisfying, so he changed his name to Li Yuan. Unfortunately, the plan was exposed before the work was done, and he ended up having his house confiscated and beheaded.
Wei Zheng often told the saints about the fall of the Sui Dynasty, especially about his relatives. For example, Dugu Tuo was punished by Yang Jian for being greedy for money, and he used witchcraft on Queen Wenwen and Yang Su's wife Zheng Qiye.
Therefore, after Zhenguan, neither Dugu Dabao nor Dugu Xianyi received official appointments from Li Shimin. They had been wandering around in Chang'an and Luoyang in a drunken life, proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and were well-known in the dandy circle.
Guy.
Of course, even though they are a bit scumbag, the two brothers still have their shining points. For example, in Chang'an and Luoyang, from local officials to gangsters, there is no one they don't know, and they are definitely good at gathering intelligence.<
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Where are the people?
Yes! Where are the people!
Although Cheng Chubi sent an invitation, it seemed to be ignored. Du Jing and Cheng Chubi could only go find it on their own.
After Fatty beat up three servants of the Dugu family, he learned that the two brothers had gone to the famous Qin Tower - Ice and Fire.
"Who? Would anyone give such a name?"
Well, Cheng Chubi scratched his head. He was really embarrassed to say it. It wasn't until Qiao Gui, who was traveling with him, kicked him that he finally explained to them with a sigh.
In the fourth year of Zhenguan, his father Cheng Zhijie served as the deputy general manager of the march on Heng'an Road and led his troops to participate in the Battle of Dingxiang. Many officers and soldiers died in the battle, and some of them could not even find their bones.
Among them, two partial generals, named Zhang An and Wu Yi, were killed in the Yinshan Mountains. Afterwards, the court appreciated their merits and provided preferential compensation to the families of the fallen soldiers, and their wives became "little rich women".
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People often say that men become bad when they are rich, but women are not necessarily better than men when they are rich. These two are obvious examples. They used the royal pension to buy properties and live their own small lives.
This little day is not what people think of as "working at sunrise and breathing at sundown", but after hearing about the deeds of the Empress Dowager Hu who "better to be a prostitute than to be a queen", she started to imitate her and started the Qin Dynasty.
Floor.
Because the two girls themselves are quite beautiful, and the "daughters" they bring are all carefully selected and are good at music, calligraphy and painting. Almost all of them are talented in both sex and beauty, so it is not unusual for them to earn a lot of money.
This kind of business is inherently degrading, and it only costs the fallen soldiers' pensions. Whenever Cheng Zhijie thinks about it, he will sigh a few times and then curse.
Why is it called Ice and Fire? That’s because after they became famous, the men they had sex with would follow their instructions and leave part of their body. As for what to leave, it depends on their mood.
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But even if they have to pay such a price, there are still many people who are willing to kiss Fangze, and they have to choose. The roles are completely reversed. Cheng Chubi can't figure out whether the Dugu brothers took the wrong medicine or were twisted alive.
Oh, I actually chose to go there!
"Why have I never heard of this place?"
"Brother Jing'er, that's not in our defense area, and you're not good at it. I don't know what's so strange about it."
Alas, the word "sex" is like a knife, harming others and yourself! Everyone has seven emotions and six desires, and men are all lustful. If you can use your own parts to exchange for sexual pleasures, even if you kill Cheng Chubi, you won't do it.<
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Maybe Qiao Gui is right, the Dugu brothers are scum. But before these two scum become cripples, it is still necessary to save them.
Later, Pingkangfang, Bingzi Street
As soon as Du Jing and the others arrived at the street corner, they saw two naked guys running towards them unscrupulously, regardless of the yelling and yelling on the street.
"Are these Dugu brothers?"
Seeing Cheng Chubi nodding, Du Jing kicked two stones on the ground without hesitation, and the two stones accurately hit their knees.
After an ouch, the uncle and nephew squatted down together holding their knees, making the scene much more harmonious.
But Dugu Dabao became so angry that he glared at Qiao Gui and cursed: "Old Qiao, I didn't offend you, did I?"
Qiao Gui shrugged his shoulders and stood aside, saying that the matter had nothing to do with him. Dugu Dabao also turned his attention to Du Jing and Cheng Chubi, who were holding their arms and unscrupulously admiring their stalwart figures.
"Have you seen enough? Ah!"
"Cheng Chubi, so what if you are Wuhou, I am a member of the Dugu family. Have you forgotten my seniority?"
Cheng Chubi didn't reply, but it was Du Jing who replied lightly: "So what if you know?"
What the hell, there are still people who dare to ignore the late emperor! Dugu Xianyi stood up, noticed that his lower body was exposed, covered it up, and shouted sternly: "Then do you know what the relationship between me and the saint is?"
Du Jing shrugged and spread his hands: "What can I do if I don't know?"
In a country with strict etiquette and laws like the Tang Dynasty, whenever the saints and the late emperors are mentioned, almost everyone has to weigh it. Since they belong to a high-ranking family with four surnames, after all, the imperial power is formidable.
But the uncle and nephew were not very lucky, and they happened to meet Du Jing, who had no respect for the great ancestor. You must know that the late emperor was absolutely responsible for why Du Jing became what he is today.
As Wuhou's lieutenant general, Du Jing couldn't bear the strange pair of brothers in front of him, who not only refused his recruitment, but also ran naked on the street in such a way as to show off their prostitution during the day.
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Pressing Dugu Dabao's head, Du Jing told him seriously that if he, Dabao, could not make a touching "declaration of entry", he would let Marquis Wu escort the two brothers to parade on Zhuque Street.
Faced with the personal insult, Dugu Dabao not only did not get angry, but also responded: "Enlisting in the army as Qiu Ba? No problem! Parading on the street is not a big deal!"
But Dugu Xianyi, who was standing next to him, interjected: "But can you save my cousin Dugu Kaiming first? An old man in his fifties cannot afford to play like this!"
Du Jing was really convinced, and the uncle and nephew joined the battle. They were scum, oh, no, beasts!
Chapter completed!