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Chapter 267: Back then, I pretended to be a gentleman among my classmates for a year or two, but it was a pity that I was exposed.(1/3)

 "Black Yang wake up, Black Yang wake up, Black Yang wake up..."

"Oh, Xiaoli, don't make trouble..."

Hei Yang opened his eyes in a daze, feeling like someone was pushing him all the time, and subconsciously reached out to grab him.

"Uh..."

The hand felt a bit thick, and before Hei Yang could react, there was a short exclamation and a sudden force to pull the thing in his hand away, but there was still something left in his hand.

"Uh?"

Hei Yang woke up, sat up, shook his groggy head, and turned to look at his hand in confusion, uh, a white cotton sock?

"So..."

Hei Yang turned to look at the shocked Hong Li, and at a glance he saw that the latter had only one foot with a sock on, and the other foot was bare.

"You, you, you..."

Hongli crossed her legs, gritted her teeth and said "you, you, you" for a long time, and finally managed to squeeze out the words.

"What are you doing! You woke up suddenly and scared me!"

"Uh..."

Hei Yang blinked and reacted quickly. He rolled his eyes and threw the cotton socks in his hand on the short wardrobe that was a little far away. Hong Li was so frightened that he trembled and quickly raised his head to look at Hei Yang.

Yang.

"You, what do you want to do?!"

"What do I want to do? What should I say? Kick me, right?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li speechlessly, and the latter looked away with a guilty conscience.

"Again, I didn't use any force. Who, who made you sleep so hard that I pushed you several times without waking up... Well, that's it, I'm not wrong!"

"Ah, wake me up, right?"

Hei Yang raised his head, showing a thoughtful expression.

"Then the question is, why did I suddenly lose consciousness? It's so strange. Xiaoli, do you have any idea?"

"Ah, hahaha..."

Hongli's expression was stiff and she laughed repeatedly.

"Of course I have no clue, how do I know why you suddenly fainted, hahaha..."

Black Sun stares, stares!

Hongli: "..."

"I was wrong!"

Hongli buried her head in the quilt and held her head in defense.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to poison you, bah bah, or drink medicinal wine for you, wuwuwu...

I mean, when I get something good, I think of you first!"

"And..."

Hongli paused for a moment, looked at Heiyang quietly through the gap between her arms, and beeped unreasonably: "And who told you to be so obedient? You open your mouth when I tell you to, and I still

I thought you were willing!"

"Tsk, tsk, a rake is enough for you."

Hei Yang curled his lips, held Hongli's head in both hands, exposed her little face, looked at his girlfriend with dead fish eyes, and said quietly: "Why should I guard against you? If you ask me to open my mouth, I will open it."

."

"You really... I cried to death!"

"Don't talk about whether these are available or not."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, let go and sat up, facing Hong Li.

"So what kind of medicinal wine did you give me to drink? "Hei Yang's obedient potion"? "Hei Yang's obedient wine", "Hei Yang's obedient water" and "brainwashing fluid"?"

"Huh? What are you thinking about!"

Hong Li subconsciously retorted: "If it is really that kind of thing, the person trembling now should be you and not me!"

"Xing, as expected of you."

Hei Yang snorted: "So what exactly is it?"

"Uh..."

Hong Li gently leaned close to Hei Yang's ear.

"That's right, gurgle gurgle, gurgle gurgle..."

"Tsk, tsk, that's it..."

Hei Yang looked astonished, clicked his tongue, and couldn't help but sigh.

"No wonder I feel like I have, above all, purple-quality medicinal wine."

"Above?!"

Hongli's eyes widened in horror: "Which head? I'm not mentally prepared yet!"

"???"

A bunch of question marks popped up on Heiyang's head: "There's something wrong with you."

"Ahem, don't worry about such innocuous things."

Hongli coughed twice and looked at Heiyang curiously.

"What else do you feel? How does it taste? Does it taste good?"

"Taste..."

Hei Yang frowned slightly: "It smells like wine, but I can't taste it, and I can't comment on it.

There is also the smell of medicinal materials, cloves, star anise... a fragrance...

There seems to be a sweet smell, sugar? Honey? It doesn’t look like..."

"Uh, that..."

Hong Li raised her hand and whispered: "The sweet taste is another thing I gave you to drink later. It should not taste like medicinal wine..."

"???"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "There's more than one kind? How many strange things did you pour into my mouth when I was drunk?"

"Hey, hey, what are these weird things? Can I still hurt you?"

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with her hands on her hips with a displeased face, and snorted: "This is your distrust of your girlfriend, which is an extremely bad behavior!"

"Uh, so what is it?"

"It's just milk."

"That's it..."

Hei Yang nodded subconsciously, and suddenly his eyes widened: "What? Breasts! That's all!"

"Milk!!!"

Hong Li shouted frantically: "This is for you to sober up!!! What are you thinking!!!"

"I was thinking..."

Hei Yang blinked: "Milk? What else could it be?"

"Oh, you're pretending, right..."

Hong Li curled her lips in disdain, suddenly thought of something, a lonely look appeared on her face, and she sighed.

"Obviously a year ago, the sixteen-year-old Hong Xiaoli was still a cute little girl who would blush even when holding hands, but now my thoughts have become filthy, and I no longer have the face to face my fellow villagers..."

Hongli lamented: "I can't go back, I can't go back anymore, the innocent Hong Xiaoli has been stained by the black sun, wuwuwu...

If one day I change, please remember my clear eyes. At least, that white Hong Xiaoli has been here before!"

"If you have clear eyes..."

Hei Yang said faintly: "I'm sorry, I personally killed Mouli's clear eyes more than ten years ago and turned them into dead fish eyes..."

Hongli: "..."

"No!!!"

Hongli looked sad: "Is this the price of growing up? It's too heavy!"

"Okay, don't pretend for me."

Hei Yang gently kicked Hong Li, who was paralyzed on the lower side, and whispered: "I admit that laziness is my fault, dirty words...
To be continued...
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