Chapter 170 I’m not laughing, please continue

I originally thought that the third uncle would be too much entangled, but he was ups and downs with just one kick. He threw away the broom, entered the room, and came out with a few magazines.

"Come, let's watch with these to make it more interesting."

Zhou Xiaoxing took it and took a look. Some were wearing clothes and some were not wearing clothes. Shame, so shameful. Is he such a person?

That must be... ahem, that's not the point.

"Third uncle, you know that I can't move away from my slut." Zhou Xiaoxing threw away the magazine and did what he said. A magazine can buy my off-duty time, no way.

Two copies, no.

Five books, almost meaningless.

Ten books is enough.

"Thank you, Uncle San. I will keep this magazine for you. It will never pollute your pure soul. Good morning."

The Miss Xiangjiang finals can't be watched, so it's better to take advantage of others' softness and resort to the Thirty-six Strategies.

The third uncle was left in a mess on the TV.

"What's this?"

The Miss Xiangjiang finals have long been over, and now it’s commercial time.

"Little star, star."

The last time I shouted this, it was just Zhou Xingxing. I can’t believe that the children have grown so big now.

In the room, Zhou Xiaoxing turned off the lights early, took out a flashlight and clamped it between his neck, covered himself with a quilt, turned the pages of the book with his index finger, and started to appreciate it.

It’s nothing, I just appreciate the third uncle’s ability in buying books. He makes money very hard, and we can’t let unscrupulous traders defraud the elderly of their money.

Thinking of how my third uncle looks as he gets older, the image immediately comes to mind.

Forty years have passed, and the third uncle is no longer the third uncle, but the third uncle. Although the uncle is almost ninety and past his seventies, he still likes to buy magazines with the cover characters wearing no shirt. When he arrived at the newsstand, he stretched out his hands,

Hanging a tattered cloth bag.

"Have mercy on me, give me some charity..."

Crazy thread.

Zhou Xiaoxing cursed, turning over a page, and there was an extra note with words on it. He wrote it and erased it, then erased it and wrote it again, overlapping several layers.

He couldn't see clearly under the quilt. He opened the quilt with his head and turned on the light. The writing gradually disappeared. By coincidence, Zhou Xiaoxing took a look and remembered it.

In other words, it is very interesting that the word disappears. When Zhou Xiaoxing sees a word, that word disappears.

"The tongue is soft and long in the mouth, but the teeth are often broken if they are hard."

The meaning is very clear. The most powerful thing in the world is often not the toughness on the surface, but the softness and ease of handling.

What the hell, this is definitely not Sanshu’s magazine. Ghost Wangda came here today and I understand.

I understand.

Zhou Xiaoxingba put the magazine aside, just looking at pretty girls, and suddenly a sermon came out, and he lost his mood at all.

Sleepy.

As a matter of routine, I took a look at the system.

The reward was HKD 60 million, which was average. Tian Weiqiang’s case was not difficult. The local businessman went astray to make profits. The reward was neither too much nor too little.

"System prompt: Due to a bug in the system last time, although the system was patched once, there are still loopholes, so..."

The system has a black screen.

Ah this...

You are talking, are you locked up or not?

Just when Zhou Xiaoxing lay down with the big words ready to close his eyes, the system screen lit up and the background changed. If Zhou Xiaoxing remembered correctly, it was the Welcoming Pine in Huangshan Mountain.

Now, clearly, it is the Shanghai Bund.

The hotel where Zhou Xiaoxing worked in his previous life was right on the edge of the Bund. To be precise, it was at the end of the Bund, which is wrong. Walk along the Bund and past the famous buildings is his hotel.

After finishing the morning shift and before going to the evening shift, Zhou Xiaoxing always went to the Bund to run a few laps. At that time, I had no money and wanted to pursue fitness, so I started running. It was there that I met my first love.

This first love means the first girlfriend you have after going to work. In Zhou Xiaoxing’s eyes, love before graduation is just childish play, and love without material foundation is puppy love.

That's too far.

The system seemed to be aware of it and directly added a few words to catch Zhou Xiaoxing's attention.

"Complete repair of system bugs requires..."

If Zhou Xiaoxing read it correctly, those two words mean time travel, bold and black.

This is fun. After time travel, time travel again. If a bug appears in the system again, will we still have to time travel?

Although time travel is not a rare thing nowadays, Ghost King Tatsuya can say a few words, but, but, but, I just don’t understand it.

These words slowly faded away, and an additional system help appeared. Zhou Xiaoxing clicked on it, took a look, and understood.

There are many types of time travel. People like him are considered the chosen ones. Those selected by the system cannot be chosen or reversed. In addition, there are many categories of time travel. The main category is Taoism, Confucianism and Law, and the subcategory is cooperation methodology.

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In the category of Taoism, Maoshan sorcerers are the most powerful. By drawing talismans and chanting incantations, they can allow people to travel through the three realms of humans, ghosts and gods. Most of the stories in Liaozhaihuaben are based on evidence. As for the source, it is not Maoshan.

Human beings are out of reach.

Confucianism is a type of people who pay attention to tempering the mind and being calm, so they can travel through the world, do whatever they want, and travel through time and space, all in their hands.

In comparison, Ru was a bit hypocritical. He talked for a long time without saying anything. Zhou Xiaoxing came here and gave the former five stars. The latter, which I didn't want to evaluate at first, was given half a star and no more.

The Dharma emphasizes following the laws of nature, and the same Taoism requires believers to practice. As for how to practice, it is the same as Confucianism, without saying anything, leaving only one sentence: The Dharma is fair and just, and the spring breeze blows on the face.

Uh, I really don’t understand, it’s more illusory than Confucianism.

So, for this reason, there are many talented people in the field of Taoism, but no one cares about Confucianism and Legalism.

It’s just that what does this have to do with him? He doesn’t care about humanity, and Confucianism and Legalism are even less interested.

Let’s talk about it later.

When Zhou Xiaoxing waved his hand, the system added a few words: special function.

If you have something to say, just say it nicely.

When the special function is brought to its extreme, it can change time and space. The owner of the special function will enter the time and space tunnel and travel through the past and the future.

This means that if he wants to travel through time, he must use the methodology of special functions.

The system did not answer and disappeared.

Zhou Xiaoxing tried to call the system again. It is possible to travel through time and space. When will he have special powers? The boss Zhou Xingxing also has them. The latter belonged to Zuo Songxing for a while. This talent will not change just because the name is changed.
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I don’t know if it will work for two people, but you can give it a try first. There are a lot of talents in Xiangjiang, and as long as you are sincere enough, you can always find a suitable person with special abilities.

I don’t know when I will travel through time, so it’s best to prepare first.

Zhou Xiaoxing glanced at his watch. It was half an hour before ten o'clock. He had to sleep quickly. He still remembered that the Internet in his previous life had witnessed the lives of many people who stayed up late.

He is very young and loves life, starting from going to bed early.

A few seconds later, he fell into sleep. He didn't even know that his third uncle tiptoed over to pick up the magazine. In fact, he was aware of it. It was just that, being under the same roof, he turned a blind eye.

The third uncle took the magazine and scratched it while flipping through it. These were all good things. He couldn't bear to buy them. They were all given to him by Gui Wangda.

Hey, a note fell down.

"The tongue is soft and long in the mouth, but the teeth are often broken if they are hard."

"Baa, tongue, baa, teeth, baa, baa..." Third uncle picked it up and threw it away. I didn't recognize the baa written in it. It must be a toothpaste advertisement made by an unscrupulous vendor.

As soon as I dropped it, the phone rang.

"Ghost Wang Da, you have just arrived at the house. The traffic jam in Xiangjiang is like this... Hey, have you read the magazine? Yes, my nephew has also read it...

Well, I'm sleepy...You have something to do...Okay, I won't stop you."

It's really enjoyable. Ghost King asked if the magazine is good. Of course it is good. It's restricted and every page is a classic.

......

"Uncle Third, when you have free time, put an advertisement in the newspaper, saying that our company is looking for people with special abilities, and you are responsible for recruiting them."

Zhou Xiaoxing drank milk and knocked on the table. The third uncle across from him was lying on the table with snot and saliva drooling from his nose. No need to ask, he was just reading a magazine.

"Did you hear that?"

To be honest, Zhou Xiaoxing woke up early and went downstairs to buy breakfast. It was very good. If it were his boss, he would have gone and never returned.

"Oh, I see, special powers, I see." The third uncle waved his hand and waited until he woke up to talk about anything.

"By the way, let's find another assistant. Adi is gone. It feels weird without a secretary."
To be continued...