Chapter 24 Bicycles are considered cars, right?
"Should we walk there? How many bus stops are there?" Uncle San's face turned pale and he complained.
Zhou Xiaoxing has never had any concept of distance. He thought that in the movie "God of Gamblers", Daozi drove to Brother Ninth. In this case, it was not close. He looked at the reluctant expression of his third uncle, and his mouth tightened.
What else should I do?
"Then what can you do?" He was sure that since the third uncle dared to complain, he must have prepared a backup plan, so he went straight to the point.
"Hehe, I have a car." A smile appeared on the third uncle's face, as if he had already achieved success before the battle.
If Uncle San himself saw this expression, he would be frightened to death.
Zhou Xiaoxing closed his eyes for a moment. He wanted to physically protect his eyes, which had not been short-sighted for more than 20 years. Then he opened them immediately. Could it be the car that Daozai used to have that Sister Zhen complained about and had no air conditioning? That car was really a veteran.
, can it still be used?
He is still thinking about how to modify the car. Although he does not have a license plate, it does not affect his fantasy about cars. What man does not love cars?
"Dang Dang Dang, look."
When Zhou Xiaoxing heard the news, his third uncle was no longer at the table, obviously going to pick up the car.
"That's great. There's a car. Let's sit in the car." The master clapped his hands and shook his hands. Zhou Xiaoxing touched his head in response. Children are so easily satisfied.
Wait, am I touching Fa Ge’s head again? The strength of this hand suddenly doubled. So whether to wash this hand today or not, that is a question.
It's really annoying. This little kid touched my head again. Doesn't he know that I'm much older than him? He doesn't know any rules. However, it feels quite comfortable when he touches me. Forget it, forgive him this time.
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"Look." The third uncle has already pushed the car outside the door. For the sake of mystery, he even covered it with a large piece of red cloth. It must be the car that Daozi drove and the car that Sister Zhen rode in.
Aren't these the curtains in my room? What did this third uncle do? Chocolate gently scratched his forehead, and then glanced at Zhou Xiaoxing, who was looking forward to him.
Third uncle, I love you. This will be Zhou Xiaoxing’s first car in his life. Can you not be excited?
"Open." The third uncle is quite good at grasping the rhythm. He doesn't say much, and the atmosphere is full. The big red cloth slowly opens.
Hey, this car is quite unique, it doesn’t have a front end.
Hey, this car is quite nice. It does have four wheels, but they are two separated.
The case is solved, these are two bicycles.
Third uncle, are you having fun?
Zhou Xiaoxing's pupils became smaller, the light in his eyes disappeared, and the fist of his right hand bulged. The master clapped his hands, "Yeah, two cars, okay, okay."
The third uncle looked extremely proud, waiting for Zhou Xiaoxing's praise.
"Bang." Uncle San's face was twisted, and within two seconds he was hanging on the tree again. His nose was bleeding, and his mouth was opening and closing. He didn't understand.
What’s not easy to understand? A bicycle is also called a car. Are you outright insulting his IQ? Zhou Xiaoxing never hits anyone in the face, but this is the first time for Uncle San.
He shakily came down from the tree, familiar with the road, as if he were returning to his hometown. He touched the right side of his face and walked over with a limp.
"Hey, don't pretend, I hit you in the face and didn't hurt your legs." Zhou Xiaoxing walked outside the house. Bicycles are considered cars, as long as they don't walk.
The master followed behind him, imitating his third uncle, and said, "It's fun, it's fun, little brother, I want to play too."
"Hey, blow it. My third uncle has been on the street for decades. This little injury is nothing. You blew me up." The third uncle spoke skillfully, tilted his body, and said it was real.
betrayed him.
This line is so familiar.
"I can't brag about your rise, but you are intimidating." Although Zhou Xiaoxing accepted the bicycle in front of him, he was not happy in his heart, and he wanted to win over others.
"Brother, let's take a ride in this car later, okay, okay." Master had already sat in the back seat, holding Zhou Xiaoxing's sleeve and laughing.
Sincerity is a surefire skill, and besides, it’s Master’s smile.
"Let's go, Third Uncle, lead the way." Bicycles are acceptable, but Third Uncle can lead the way. Zhou Xiaoxing is a road nut.
"You're a roadie." The third uncle rubbed his face, grabbed a bicycle, stared at it, and left the house.
Zhou Xiaoxing is not married, and his master still has some weight. He has to concentrate on cycling. It would be bad if he overturned. He has already exposed his shortcomings as a road idiot. His riding skills are not good, so he should hide them.
"Brother, I noticed that I seem to be riding a bumper car. Are you playing with me?" Master shook his legs and enjoyed it.
"Yes, yes." Beads of sweat fell from Zhou Xiaoxing's forehead. The ground in the countryside is not as good as in the city. Even if he didn't fall upside down, it would be good. How could he have the intention to joke with the master? It's very luxurious, isn't it?
An hour later, in front of Brother Jiu’s shop.
"Oh, we're finally here." Zhou Xiaoxing put his feet on the ground, stopped the car, and asked Master to get out. He shook his hands vigorously. These hands should not be useless, they are really sore.
"Young man, you are so awesome. You walked such a long distance without breathing or roaring. Look, Third Uncle fell down." How did the master manage to be so full of energy? Yes, he didn't ride a bicycle.
Where is the Youche River.
Zhou Xiaoxing was almost exhausted, but he didn't show it. He turned to look at his third uncle, "No, don't show off, just find a car and get out."
"It's easy for you to say, go and look for it in the side pockets. Xiangjiang has not been like this all day long. Wealth is skewed. For people like us, it is good to have a bicycle and ride. We also have choices." The third uncle was indeed tired.
Zhou Xiaoxing spoke loudly, as if he didn't understand the suffering of the world.
"Yes, you are right. Then you deserve to die from exhaustion." Zhou Xiaoxing felt uncomfortable after being sprayed. She obviously felt sorry for him, but he still said that, so he could breathe to death.
"Hahaha, it's not easy to get a car. I have a lot of it." The master finally laughed. He looked at the two blushing and thick-necked people and comforted them.
"I know, I know him saying this every day, talking about a car, a big villa, and a check from a Swiss bank." The third uncle's impatient attitude showed that he didn't know the God of Gamblers' worth.
The third uncle has never seen the God of Gamblers, and has never experienced what the master said, so naturally he does not believe it.
After all, Zhou Xiaoxing was a young man, so he got out of the car after regaining his composure. He looked at Brother Jiu's shabby yellow sign and the half-open wooden door, and remembered that there was one thing that he had not done yet.
He parked the car under a tree on the side of the road, called his master and his third uncle over, and whispered in their ears. The third uncle pulled out his head and said, "Hey, you don't want me to go. You want me to stay outside and report the news to the police."
, I won’t do it.”
Before the third uncle came, he was very happy when he saw the chocolate transformed into the third boy. Now he is still asked to do the job of tipping off the information, so he naturally exploded.
"Third Uncle, you are the most familiar with the environment here. It is best for you to make a phone call. Besides, I heard from the boss that this Ninth Brother is very vindictive. If he sees your face, you can still hang out in the village.
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Zhou Xiaoxing used emotion and reason to act, coupled with his big innocent eyes, the third uncle finally sorted out the twists and turns inside, "You are still thoughtful, unlike your boss who uses me as a shield time and time again.
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"That's it, that's it." Zhou Xiaoxing felt a little embarrassed now. In fact, it's not about you, it's because he's afraid that you will hold him back. Since ancient times, people have not been afraid of great opponents, but of pig teammates.
Chapter completed!