'Ah, hiss! I'm so drunk that I cheated like this.'

At the mourning platform, Li Ping'an's soul slowly opened his eyes. His eyes were a little hollow, and he felt that he couldn't lift his strength. The back of his neck was particularly painful.

The memories of last night flowed like water;

Li Ping'an's Yuanshen was slightly lost in thought looking at the golden clouds above him, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

There is a saying, drinking with Emperor Xuanyuan is really physical work.

The meal he had with Emperor Xuanyuan can be divided into three stages.

In the first stage, they told each other that they had not drunk much, and chatted seriously about the overall situation of the world.

In the second stage, they insulted Western religions and ancient demons, saying that they were not human beings, and made lofty ideals.

Li Ping'an was actually not drunk at this time, and he was very careful with his bold words to avoid causing any big consequences.

For example, he wanted to gradually develop the Kongmeng Realm, gradually annex many small worlds outside the Kongmeng Realm, and at the same time explore the background of Western religion and see if there really are so many Taoist soldiers.

Huangdi Xuanyuan's grand ambitions were much more complicated.

He first scolded the strong for ignoring the weak, waved his arms and shouted:

"There is no reason in this world! I can tell you this in peace, there is no way! There is no reason!"

"Did they ask for my consent when they chopped off four of my legs? They didn't need my permission. They just pressed me down there, turned the turtle shell over to you, chopped off my legs, and then refined them!"

"I didn't have anywhere to cry at that time, because they said that they killed me to save more living beings. People are not only strong, but also very righteous."

"Fuck righteousness!"

Then he gradually lamented the situation of the human race, with a look of confusion in his eyes, and kept muttering in a low voice:

"But I'll just chop it down. Just hold up the sky. If the sky falls, no one will be able to survive. I agree."

"But you said that these great sects are plotting against each other, do they really have no regard for these creatures below? I mean, those with intelligence can recognize me clearly, yes, these creatures of mine... are those disciples of the sect leader who are too powerful to sit here It’s too high, so you can’t see below?”

"You know my teacher, what did my teacher say to me? He said to focus on the overall situation. I asked him, I said, teacher, what is your overall situation? Your overall situation is to explain teaching!"

"The teacher said that all the spirits in the world are the overall situation. If only the human race is left in the world, wouldn't it mean that the human race will kill each other?"

"But this doesn't make sense. When did I say that I would destroy hundreds of tribes? What we have been shouting is... to remove karma and destroy the ancient demons. Aren't those criminals who united to besiege us in ancient times? Ping An, you said, When did I say I would kill the tribe? Now there are elves and monsters on so many uninhabited mountains in Eastern Continent, and there are also sparse aquatic tribes in the sea. Have we ever killed them?"

"They are afraid of teaching! They are afraid of reaching the sky! They are afraid of intercepting the teaching! They are always thinking about checks and balances, checks and balances."

“Fuck checks and balances!”

Li Ping'an didn't know how to persuade him about this matter.

After all, their strength is just inferior to others.

By the third stage, Li Ping'an's memory pictures were a bit blurry, but fortunately they were all coherent.

He and Emperor Xuanyuan sang loudly.

Xuanyuan Huangdi sings a popular courtship ditty in ancient China, with simple words and melodious tunes.

Li Ping'an sang the poetry recitation version of "A Laugh from the Sea", which was quite atmospheric and not limited to the feelings between men and women.

Then……

Then Li Ping'an saw Huangdi Xuanyuan lying on the steps, soundly asleep, and he was still cursing words such as the West was shameless, demons were unjust, and his waist was very tired.

Li Ping'an sighed, sat there and giggled a few times, holding his chin and looking at the deep and dark hall.

He suddenly shouted:

"I am born with talents that will be useful! I will come back after all the money I have spent!"

"We come to this world to create value, not to create value for others!"

"It doesn't matter if the mountain is high, if there are immortals, it will be spiritual! If the water is not deep, as long as there are fish!"

"Take my Fangtian painted halberd, wait for me to warm the wine and kill Zhunti!"

"Hiccup! It would be great if Tiandao was a beautiful girl, like Chang Ning Ning or Master. She is easy to communicate with. At least I won't be disgusted with her."

"Master is getting more and more beautiful, hehehe..."

boom!

A white shadow flashed into the palace and knocked him unconscious. The part hit was his neck, and a burst of immortal power instantly hit his little soul.

Then……

That's it now.

Li Ping'an's little Yuan Shen figure was lying there, quietly, his eyes a little out of focus.

Not long after, there were two blushes on his little Yuanshen face, and he grinned.

Just pretend it didn't happen!

Exuding immortal consciousness, I found that the environment I was in was quite familiar... Isn't this the study room of the residence in Dong'an City?

Li Ping'an sat up from the simple bed made of several chairs, raised his hand and took a hangover pill, and he quickly regained consciousness.

The window on the side is ajar.

Li Ping'an looked up and saw the two brothers Xinghe Xinghan who were meditating quietly in the pavilion. His celestial consciousness had also captured the figures of Qingsu, Gui Lingling and the Golden Light Holy Mother of Jie Jiao in the city.

They were shopping and eating, and each of them used a simple deception trick. When ordinary people and casual cultivators saw them, they thought they were three decrepit old women.

Squeak——

Wen Ling'er pushed the door open with warm tea and said with a smile: "Xiaozu, you are finally awake."

The little white tiger, which had gained weight, jumped into Li Pingan's arms in two steps and rubbed Li Pingan's chest affectionately.

"Huh?" Li Ping'an said calmly, "When did I come back?"

"You've been sleeping for seven or eight hours."

Wen Ling'er chuckled lightly, put the tea into Li Ping'an's hand, and couldn't help but puff up her lips.

"Xiao Zu, please don't leave me here. I also want to go to the Kongmeng Realm with you, otherwise I will always feel that... Ling'er has been left behind by you."

Li Ping'an took a sip of tea and felt completely comfortable. He looked at Wen Ling'er up and down for a few times and frowned: "When you recover, where is that smart and beautiful girl in her fifties when we first met?"

"Oh! What nonsense are you talking about! I don't care about you anymore!"

Wen Ling'er turned around and left. Before leaving the house, she didn't forget to turn her head, leaned back, and winked at Li Ping'an:

"Xiaozu, when you were drunk, you called Ning Ning's name seven or eight times."

"Really?" Li Ping'an smiled, "What's wrong with me missing my wife?"

Wen Ling'er blinked: "But you called me Master eighty-three times... If I were Senior Yun Zhongzi, I would be moved to tears right now."

Li Ping'an's forehead was covered with black lines, and he grabbed the tea cup and wanted to hit someone.

Wen Ling'er begged for mercy and ran away without a trace.

However, Wen Ling'er is now a Qi Refiner in the Hezhen Realm. Although she has not yet become an immortal, she has indeed adapted to the role of a personal maid.

Ning Ning should be going to the Kongmeng Realm later, and Wen Ling'er will go there with him, so there is someone to chat with Ning Ning.

Li Ping'an grabbed the white tiger in his hand, looked down at the white tiger's big diamond-like eyes, and the evil thoughts that had appeared in his heart grew again.

Give the white tiger a title as a heavenly gatekeeper, or a mount used by the Emperor of Heaven, and then give it enough heavenly merits...

What effect will it have?

"Xiaohu," Li Ping'an rubbed Baihu's hair, "you don't want to have the strength of a true fairyland in the future, right?"

The little white tiger trembled a few times and let out a soft whine.

Just do it.

Li Ping'an hugged the white tiger and escaped underground. He communicated with the white tiger first and then began to gradually send heavenly merits to the little white tiger.

This time, the merits earned by dedicating karma to Venerable Ernan and his party just had no place to use.

A few hours later.

Dong'an City suddenly erupted with a tiger roar, and a thousand-foot-tall white tiger projection stood up with its head raised, opening its mouth to absorb the spiritual energy between heaven and earth.

There are many people in the city who know that the new Emperor has a white tiger beast with the blood of the ancient four elephants.

At this moment, this strange beast showed such strange phenomena, as if it was trying to break through the limitations of its own bloodline.

Therefore, the immortal officials of Dong'an City immediately closed the formation and allowed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to flow towards this place.

An obvious whirlpool of spiritual energy appeared in the white tiger's open mouth, and the spiritual energy covering thousands of miles around was disturbed.

On the ground floor of Li's residence.

Li Ping'an looked at the little white tiger who was gradually transforming and choosing his gender with a complicated face, and fell into a deep tangle for a while.

The white tiger is waiting for his choice to become male or female.

Li Ping'an's first thought was naturally to turn this white tiger into a male and train him as a future general around him.

But he made a sudden move and soon fell into some kind of tangle.
To be continued...