14. Chapter 14 Lovely brother-in-law
Last time, the king of kings Andy Lau said that the post-00s no longer know who Andy Lau is!
Now Xing Man wants to stand up and refute, Damn, this eight-year-old child is a standard post-00s generation! He can even sing "Stupid Kid" with all his emotions! This shows that Andy Lau's influence has long covered the post-00s generation.
With Xiaobao, the family has indeed had a lot more fun! At the dinner table, Xing Man almost sprayed rice out of his nostrils several times. They were so funny!
Especially Yan Mujiao, who loves to play, always teases him!
Suddenly, Xiaobao remembered something, pouted angrily, and looked at Yan Mujiao, "Miss, I want you to apologize to me! Because of you, I have reviewed in front of the whole class!"
The family was stunned. Looking at Xiaobao's pitiful appearance, they asked nervously: "Xiaobao, what's wrong? Why did they make a review?"
"I didn't know what the last time I had a question! ml, I don't know what it means! I asked the young lady, and the young lady told me that it was makelove to make love! I wrote it, and I made a review in front of the whole class!" Xiaobao said as he spoke, and was almost crying with grievance!
Yan Zhentian was so angry that he looked at his daughter, "Jiaojiao, how could you teach children like this!"
Yan Mujiao said aggrievedly: "Dad, can you blame me? Everyone knows what this ml means! This is clearly a problem at the school, and he actually gave this kind of problem to primary school students!"
"Is that true?" Yan Zhentian really doesn't understand these English, so he could only verify and look at his eldest daughter.
Looking at Yan Muxue's red face and lowering her head without saying a word, it seems that she has really wronged her little daughter!
"I will go to their principal tomorrow to report it! How can I teach children these things?" Yan Zhentian was very angry.
At this time, Xing Man looked at Xiaobao weakly, then looked at the evil sisters, and said weakly: "Isn't that unit milliliters?"
Xiao Bao said loudly in a childish and tender voice: "Yes, the big brother is right, our teacher said the correct answer is milliliters! Other children write milliliters too! Only I, who writes about making love!"
Speaking of this, Xiaobao lowered his head aggrieved again!
Looking at Yan Zhentian's confused confirmation look, the two sisters lowered their heads at the same time and blushed to their necks! Yes, how could the elementary school student's question mean that! It's really my own evil!
"Is that true?" Yan Zhentian looked at his daughter.
The two of them nodded awkwardly.
"Big brother, you are so smart! You are much smarter than my sister! Can I ask you if I have any questions in the future?" Xiaobao's chubby little hand grabbed Xing's little finger. His voice was childish but he said seriously.
Xing Man deliberately wanted to tease him, "Then what reward do I get?"
Xiaobao thought about it very seriously, "In the future, you can eat my elder sister's tofu casually, I have approved it!"
Now, Yan Zhentian squirted out a mouthful of rice!
Yan Mujiao also covered her mouth and smirked!
Only Xing Nan was so fucked and quickly agreed, "Then we will make a deal!"
"Um!"
"Eat your meal, Xiaobao!" Yan Muxue blushed and resented her little brother, a little devil.
Although Xiaobao is only an eight-year-old child, he already lives in the school! Yan Zhentian is just such a son, and his expectations for him are naturally very high. Last year, he went to elementary school and studied at the best aristocratic school in Jianhu. The tuition for one year is something that ordinary people may not be able to earn if they work hard for a year without eating or drinking!
The requirement of aristocratic schools is that everyone must live on campus!
Yan Zhentian wanted his son to be successful, so he naturally deliberately trained his independence since he was a child! Therefore, after living in the school, he was determined not to see him, but when he went home on weekends, it was touching in his palm!
I only came back once a week, and this time the eldest sister was back! Xiaobao was naturally happier than anyone else!
After dinner, I was reluctant to go to bed!
Xing Man, who has used lollipops to coax little girls since he was a child, is even more good at dealing with children! In a short while, he hooked his neck with Xiaobao and called him brother!
"Xiaobao, is it okay for my elder sister to take a bath for you?" Yan Muxue said in coaxing.
"No!" Xiaobao twisted his neck. "I am a boy, you are a girl! Men and women will not kiss you! Besides, I am not a child anymore, I don't need you to wash me!"
However, Xing Nan, he would rather be a child and let Yan Muxue take a bath for him! This little kid is not happy about what he has always dreamed of!
Yan Muxue was so angry that he was tortured by him. She picked up Xiaobao directly. No matter how much he tortured, she forced him to take a shower!
I only heard the little treasure flapping and crying, "I don't want you to wash me, I'm a man!"
But after finding that this sentence doesn't work, Xiaobao immediately said pitifully: "Big sister, then you have to promise me that you don't let me touch my little brother! I'll wash my little brother myself!"
I'll go! Xingnan really wants to exchange it with this little treasure now! Damn, envious, jealous and hateful!
After taking a shower, Yan Muxue hugged Xiaobao, who was wearing only a big wolf's small underwear, "Let's go, Xiaobao, go to bed with the eldest sister!"
"No!" Xiaobao quickly broke free and ran to Xing Man, "I want to sleep with my good brother and elder brother!"
Yan Muxue squatted in front of him, "Then don't you like sleeping with the eldest sister? The eldest sister comes back very rarely. Are you hurting the eldest sister's heart like this?"
Xiaobao felt a little embarrassed when he saw Yan Muxue's sad look. He lowered his head and murmured: "But I really want to sleep with my elder brother!"
"Then you just don't want to sleep with your elder sister?" Yan Muxue was very cute and communicated with him in the way of a child.
"Think!" Xiaobao said very seriously.
"Then do you want to sleep with your elder brother or with your elder sister now?"
"I want to do it all!"
"What should I do?" Yan Muxue pouted and looked at him with her eyes wide open.
Xiaobao was embarrassed, and his brows frowned, thinking very seriously. Suddenly, his brows unfolded and he said happily: "I am the smart Ikkyu. I have already thought of a way! I can sleep with my elder brother and my elder sister!"
"The three of us sleep together, that's the solution! Big sister, you're so stupid!"
Hearing this, Xing Man was really happy! He really wanted to come up and kiss him. "Xiaobao, you are so sensible!"
"Don't get involved!" Yan Muxue blushed and looked at Xing Nan resentfully. "Children are ignorant, why are you coaxing?"
Yan Muxue once again showed her violence. Since it was useless to discuss with you, she could only act strong! She came up and was about to pick up Xiaobao and take it away forcibly!
However, with the lesson from taking a bath just now, Xiaobao was obviously too conscientious! Seeing that the situation was not good, he quickly ran away and hid behind Xing Nan, "Big brother, you have to save me! This woman has bad intentions towards me! I will definitely not sleep with her!"
Xing Nan also stretched out his hands boldly and blocked Yan Muxue, "Let the child go and come for me!"
Xiaobao, who was hiding behind Xing Nan, was very grateful and was very good at pretending to be an adult and patted Xing Nan on the shoulder, "It turns out that he is a good brother! Help me settle this woman, and you will be my eldest brother in the future!"
Xing Nan murmured in his heart, "Brother, this is not right! If I help you settle this woman, it will not be your elder brother! It is your brother-in-law!"
"Xing Nan, stop making trouble!" Yan Muxue is really helpless! Why are you making trouble with the children?
"Any beautiful brother is likely to be my future brother-in-law! So, I must establish a good relationship with them, and I cannot go through a lot of hardships. In the end, when I hit the door, I fell at my brother-in-law's feet!" Xing Nan said with confidence.
"Rogue!" Yan Muxue scolded in anger.
At this moment, Yan Mujiao appeared behind at some point, picked up Xiaobao directly, and said with a smile: "I think you should sleep with my sister tonight!"
Xiaobao was hugged by Yan Mujiao. No matter how hard he tossed, he couldn't break free. He shouted loudly: "I don't want it, I don't want it! The young lady is a bad person! Big brother, save me, save me!"
"Stop making trouble! I'm going to spank again!" Yan Mujiao glared and said threateningly.
Xiaobao was so scared that he quickly covered his little butt and said pitifully: "Miss, I can't sleep with you! Don't spank you! I'm afraid of pain!"
"I'll take a break! Xiaobao, you are a pure man! How can you be afraid of pain? As a man, I despise you!" Xingnan is afraid that the world will not be in chaos now!
When the little brat was told by the man who was executed, he suddenly let go of his hand and closed his eyes, "Miss, you fight. After the fight, let me go to sleep with the elder brother!"
"Yes, this is a man! Xiaobao, you are a man!"
Yan Mujiao gently patted Xiaobao's butt, "Don't dream! Your elder brother is going to sleep with your elder sister tonight! They will not want you, and it will hinder their affairs!"
"I don't believe it!" Xiaobao looked disbelief and shouted loudly: "Big brother, are you going to sleep with the eldest sister or with me?"
Chapter completed!