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Chapter 53 Cursing is healthier

Chapter 53: Scolding is healthier
"ah!"
The monk's roar was earth-shattering and lingered in the military area for a long time. The tornado was affected by his emotions and suddenly became more violent.
"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"
The powerful hurricane was like a knife, scraping out countless wounds on the soldiers' bodies, with the flesh turned out and the bones visible. Sad screams came from their mouths, but in the blink of an eye, they were swallowed up by another sound.
.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The shocking thunder caused severe pain in everyone's ears. Some people with weaker constitutions even had traces of red liquid flowing out of their ears.
Purple thunder and lightning centered on the tornado and continued to spread outward. Thunders as thick as thighs swept across the entire military area in an instant.
Countless pits more than one meter deep can be seen everywhere, and soldiers who have been turned into charcoal are everywhere, and there is still a trace of heat.
In about the time of a cigarette, the energy of the tornado began to slowly weaken, and it was making its final struggle.
"Hoo! Hoo!"
The monk's shout gradually disappeared, but the tornado disappeared with it.
"Whoosh!"
Xiaoye suddenly appeared and stood in front of the monk. His back was deeply imprinted in the monk's eyes. After a while, Xiaoye turned his head slightly and said, "Is it okay? I heard your ghost scream from all the way."
"Damn, why don't you come here quickly after hearing this? By the way, where is that Xuanxuan? The little girl is pretty good-looking. Have you sent her to the Villain Village?"
"Fuck, don't mention it. That guy named Hei Wuchang is so fucking scary. My brother's soul was almost frightened out of him."
"Ha! Ha! Are you still scared?" The monk seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, almost bursting into tears.
"Damn, that guy looks so innovative, weren't you scared when you first saw him?"
The monk still smiled and said nothing.
Xiaoye glanced at him angrily, not wanting to get too involved with him on this matter, and then said: "Where is Daye? Where is he? Why didn't I find him!"
The monk was suddenly stunned for a moment, and patted his bald head in embarrassment, "Just now, during the fight, I was a little too involved and forgot about him."
Xiaoye's eyes were as wide as light bulbs, and he suddenly became furious, "Damn it, was it you who caused that tornado just now? Daye wouldn't have been destroyed by that guy without even leaving his body, right?"
"No way!"
"Can that tornado recognize people?"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
While the two were talking, countless gunshots rang out again. Tens of thousands of soldiers were rushing here. Reconnaissance planes were flying in the sky, and bright searchlights were shining directly on the two brothers.
"Damn it!" Xiaoye yelled and hurriedly waved his hands out, and the thick mist surrounded them tightly.
This strange thick fog continued to spread, and with them as the center, it actually spread more than ten meters wide.
The two brothers shot out of the fog one after another. They leaned against a relatively intact yellow wall. Xiaoye's heart was beating non-stop, and he thought to himself: It's so damn dangerous, we just arrived.
The military region actually encountered death at the gate of hell. Damn it!
"Huh? Why does it smell so bad? Did you fart?" The monk took a few deep breaths and wrinkled his nose.
"Go away, you just farted! A thief shouts to catch a thief. How can you hide this little trick from me?"
"Not you? Me neither!"
The two of them said one thing to you and another to me, and their faces turned red as they argued.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
At this moment, gunfire rang out again, and bullets came towards their faces. In an instant, the two brothers jumped one after another and climbed to the other side of the wall.
"Pfft! Pfft!"
Xiaoye was startled, eh? What is it? He slowly lowered his head and looked. There was a sound of "Buzz!", his mind went blank, and he stood motionless in shock.
It turned out that this half of the wall was the wall of a public toilet, and by chance, Xiaoye had one foot in the pit.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The monk held it in for a long time, and finally couldn't hold it in any longer, and suddenly burst into laughter. He leaned forward and backward, and his big, bright eyes narrowed to a slit in an instant.
"Smile, sister, believe it or not, I will chop you up." Xiaoye said, covering her nose with her hands, "Damn, it stinks!"
"Crack!"
The reconnaissance plane suddenly flew over the two brothers, and the strong light instantly enveloped them.
Xiaoye thought to himself: Damn it, what a fucking unlucky person. Just as he stepped into the manure pit, he was discovered by a reconnaissance plane again.
In the blink of an eye, a figure came out of nowhere, with a "bang!" sound, and stood on the reconnaissance plane with both feet.
This man wielded six powerful iron fists and smashed them against the plane.
The reconnaissance plane trembled violently, and his punches became faster and faster.
Monk, Xiaoye looked at the plane not far away from them and sighed for no reason in his heart, "What a good reconnaissance plane, but it was ruined by this guy Daye."
"Oh! Yes! This thing seems to be quite expensive. No matter how much you say, it can't be like this! It has no morals and no quality."
Daye stood on the reconnaissance plane and overheard the conversation between the two of them. His nose suddenly twisted with anger, and he was filled with anger. Damn it, I helped you break it, but you are still in the mood to make sarcastic remarks.
"Bang!"
At this time, Daye was so angry that he waved an iron fist as big as a sandbag and smashed it down hard.
The plane turned out to be like cotton, and the punch easily passed through the wall of the plane. The pilot inadvertently raised his head from inside, and a huge fist instantly appeared in front of his eyes.
The fist suddenly spread out, grabbed the pilot's head, and pulled it outwards, and the bloody scene appeared again.
The pilot's head was tightly grasped by Daye's hand, and his shoulders were caught in the crack in the plane wall. The pilot's eyes widened in horror, and the big hand increased strength again.
"Ka! Ka!"
Daye twisted off the pilot's head and threw it downwards, almost hitting the monk's shoulder. A roar suddenly sounded in the air.
"You two little brats, I risked my life for you, but you dare to say that I have no morals and no quality. Damn, you are all tight, right? When I have time, I will give you some slack."
As soon as these words came out, the two people below the plane suddenly became excited and looked at each other, each seeing regret in the other's eyes.
The monk muttered in a low voice, "Damn, he is so far away from us, but he can still hear us talking, so it would be better to keep his voice down."
"Isn't it! Damn, those ears, cow bum, and nose of an alcoholic are a perfect match."
Daye looked down and saw the two people whispering non-stop and looking at him quietly from time to time. Looking at these two sneaky guys who dared not speak loudly, he felt so angry that he wanted to pick them off.
Skin, cramped their tendons.
"Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!"
At this moment, the reconnaissance aircraft suddenly shook violently. The uncontrolled aircraft was falling to the ground rapidly.
"Your sister!"
Monk and Xiaoye looked at the reconnaissance plane crashing towards them, their faces turned pale with fright, and they shouted in unison.
I saw Daye suddenly grabbing the wings of the plane and pulling it down hard. At this time, the plane instantly lost its balance and stood sideways. Daye firmly grabbed one wing and stepped on the ground with both feet.
The ground slid forward.
The moment his feet came into contact with the ground, sparks suddenly flew out. In just a few breaths, the soles of his shoes had been completely worn away.
Seeing that the monks and the others were getting closer and closer, at this critical moment, Daye suddenly turned around and threw the plane out like a discus.
But he lost his balance and leaned forward and fell on Xiaoye. Unexpectedly, when Xiaoye was about to fall to the ground, he grabbed the monk's waist with one hand.
"ah.....!"
Just like that, the three brothers fell into the manure pit one after another.
"Puff! Puff! Puff!"
The three people were instantly dyed yellow, and everyone covered their noses and endured the stench emanating from their bodies.
"Damn it, Daye, you must be sick! You have to get me into this cesspit to feel comfortable, right?"
"You still have the nerve to talk about others, little Ye Zi, I'm not done with you today, why are you grabbing my waist? Do you think this is interesting?"
"I lost my balance and jumped at me, couldn't you two stop me? I was so kind to save you, but I ended up with such a dirty thing all over my body. Damn it, I have bad luck today."
The three brothers kept complaining to each other, and their faces turned red.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! You guys are really weird. I really don't know if your relationship is really good or fake, but you can actually quarrel like this."
At some point, instructor Mitai stood in front of the brothers. He folded his hands on his shoulders and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
Everyone stopped arguing instantly. Xiaoye's brows knitted into a knot and he turned his head, "Fuck, who are you? Please stay out of our affairs."
"Brothers are willing to scold each other. Hitting and scolding is love. Haven't you heard that?"
"This is the relationship we have. It's healthier to scold each other. If your brothers are willing, can you control it?"
Mitai's eyes widened and he looked at them as if he wanted to see a monster. He opened his mouth in disbelief and held it in for a long time, but he couldn't even say a word.
He thought to himself: These three guys are really weird. It's unreasonable to count each other. They were quarreling with each other just now, but they were united in an instant. Alas! I have a bad mouth, so why should I talk too much!
"Boom! Boom!"
There was a loud noise, and the four of them were immediately frightened out of their wits.
However, just as they were arguing, not very far away from them, the fat officer was sitting on the ground, taking out a cigarette and holding it in his mouth. He thought of the experience just now and felt frightened for no reason.
His lips were trembling, and the cigarette he had just lit fell down inadvertently, and the cigarette butt instantly burned a hole in his pants.
"Damn, today's bad luck is all caused by that stinky woman Liang Hailing. I must ask her to settle this account carefully when I have time." The fat officer muttered shivering.
Suddenly, his eyes widened as a reconnaissance plane flew towards him.
"No...!"
"Boom! Boom!"
Chapter completed!
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