Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

Chapter 359, Bai Xiaochun's Soup

Bai Xiaochun was pulled forward by Ning Yi. He looked back at the hot pot and cried sadly: "The hot pot I just made! How about we eat before we leave? Just take a small bite."

Ning Zhen said helplessly: "Senior brother, when you enter the city, I will treat you to a big dinner."

Bai Xiaochun immediately jumped up and said energetically: "I told you earlier! Let's go to the city to find out the news." He ran out of the cave in a few steps, and the space was distorted. The three of them disappeared at the entrance of the cave.

After a moment, the space fluctuated again, and five figures emerged from the space and appeared on the snowy mountaintop. They were the former generals of the Five Pillar Kingdom.

The general standing in the middle looked around with squinted eyes and said: "Be careful, there was a space fluctuation here just now, it should be Shi Hao and the others."

The other four people also nodded, with solemn expressions.

The four people carefully searched the hill, and the five people gathered in the cave.

A bearded general said: "Brother, this should be where they are hiding. They left in a hurry for some reason, and the rice in the pot is still boiling hot."

Another scar-faced general turned around and asked: "Brother, do you want to inform His Highness the Crown Prince?"

The middle-aged general calmed down and said: "No need for now, just wait here. Once they come back, pester them for a while and His Royal Highness will come."

The other generals also nodded and found their seats to sit in the cave. The entire cave fell into silence, except for the sound of the boiling hot pot, and the aroma filled the entire cave.

After a while, the bearded general got up and walked to the hot pot, sniffed and said, "It smells so good! What kind of food is this? I've never seen it before."

The majestic middle-aged general frowned and said: "You can't eat randomly when you are marching."

The bearded general picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and said with a smile: "Brother, that is for ordinary generals to prevent them from being poisoned, but we are in the extraordinary realm, so it will be fine.

And it looks like they cooked it for themselves, so how could they poison their own food?"

The bearded general put the meat into his mouth and chewed it. "Hiss~" he took a breath and said with bright eyes: "This tastes really good~" and he immediately started eating.

"Hey, third child, it's not good for you to eat alone."

"That's right~that's right~"

Suddenly two more people walked up laughing.

The middle-aged general at the head saw that he had eaten several mouthfuls and had nothing to do with it, so he stopped asking any more questions.

The remaining general smiled and said: "Just in time, I have a jug of good wine here."

The bearded general who was eating lit up his eyes, beckoned and shouted: "Bring it! Bring it!"

A jar of wine appeared in the general's hand. He looked at the majestic middle-aged general and said with a smile: "Boss, come and have some too! It's snowing heavily outside. It's a wonderful thing for us to eat meat and drink here while we wait for the powerful enemy."

The middle-aged general at the head hesitated for a moment, then got up and walked towards the hot pot. The atmosphere in the cave gradually became warm, steaming, and people were drinking and drinking. It was the perfect match for hot pot on a snowy day.

After a while, the bearded general who was the first to eat the hot pot began to look strange, his stomach growled, and poof, a stinky fart came out.

The remaining four generals stirred up the air in front of them and looked at the bearded general with disgust.

Immediately afterwards, the other general's expression also changed, "Pfft~" a stinky fart spurted out.

Immediately afterwards, the other generals all looked strange.

Poof~

Poof~

Poof~



The general of the Five Pillars Kingdom farted one after another like firecrackers, and a gray-black gas gradually rose up in the entire cave.

The middle-aged general yelled angrily: "Damn it! It's poisonous!" Puff puff! Two stinky farts spurted out, like double yolk eggs.

The bearded general screamed strangely: "Oh~ What kind of strange poison is this? I can't help it." Poof~ a stream of air spurted out from his butt.

The other generals were also panicking. They tried to control their vitality and covered it with their hands to no avail. They all lay on the rocks with their butts sticking out, and they farted one after another like a cannon.



Early the next morning, the generals of the Five Pillars Kingdom walked out of the cave with each other's backs and their pretty buttocks sticking out.

The bearded general said in pain: "It's swollen~it hurts~"

The other generals also had their chrysanthemums contracting for a while, hissing and taking a breath of cold air. They only felt a burning pain in their chrysanthemums, maybe they were cracked.

The middle-aged general gritted his teeth and said: "Despicable and shameless Taoist disciples, I, the general, are incompatible with you."

The other generals also said angrily: "Kill~ kill all the disciples of the Taoist sect, hiss~" As soon as he exerted force on his buttocks, there was another burst of burning pain.

Several people looked at each other, each released their hands, the space was distorted, and several people disappeared immediately.

In the center of the imperial capital is the majestic Kowloon that supports the Imperial Palace. Below the palace is a huge lake. Even in winter, lotus flowers are blooming all over the lake, which is called Tianchi. The Kowloon is located just on the edge of Tianchi, and facing out are countless towers lined up in rows, which is magnificent.

In a huge general's palace near Tianchi, the middle-aged general who was the head of the Five Pillars Kingdom suddenly appeared.

All the servants in the yard knelt down and shouted respectfully: "Welcome the general back to the house~"

The middle-aged general flew inside with a gloomy face. All the servants he passed smelled a stench. Everyone immediately held their breath and squinted their eyes. Even if they couldn't smell the stench, their eyes could feel it.

It gets spicy for a while.

The middle-aged general's face suddenly turned darker. He quickly floated into the inner courtyard and shouted loudly: "Come here, prepare a flower bath and put more flowers."

Similar things happened in other generals' mansions. There were even three generals who were disgusted by their wives and children and were kicked out of the room, which made them even more angry.



In an inn, three people, Shi Hao, Bai Xiaochun and Ningyi, were sitting around the table.

Ning Zhen said: "Brother, the news has been confirmed. It is indeed said that the jade seal is the key to the sacred mountain for worship."

Shi Hao said doubtfully: "But who released this news? When we were helpless about sacrificing to the sacred mountain, this news suddenly appeared, as if it was specially told to us."

Bai Xiaochun said indifferently: "Whoever released him, just grab the jade seal."

Ning Yi solemnly said: "Nine dragons support the palace hanging in the sky. If we want to fly into the palace to be conspicuous, I am afraid it will be very difficult, and it will be even harder to get the jade seal."

Bai Xiaochun's eyes lit up and he said: "Why don't we pretend to celebrate the birthday of the Stone Emperor? Go up there, eat and drink, and then find a chance to borrow the jade seal."

Ning Yi shook his head and said: "Those who are qualified to go to the palace to celebrate the birthday of Emperor Shi must be representatives of major forces. The greeters will definitely recognize them. We can't get in."

Bai Xiaochun suddenly slumped in the chair and couldn't get in!

Shi Hao stood up and said, "Not necessarily, you guys wait here for me." He turned around and walked out, opened the door with a creak, and closed the door with a bang after walking out.

Bai Xiaochun said in confusion: "Brother, where are you going?"

Ning Zhen shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Shi Hao walked out of the inn and entered a remote alley. Then an eagle flew out of the alley. It flashed its wings and flew between the pavilions through the streets. Soon it came to a garden next to Tianchi.
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next