Chapter 48
What, fake face, fake breasts, fake membrane!
Suddenly, everyone's eyes fell on Jin Mei.
The man who followed Jin Mei looked at the former in astonishment, frowned, and asked loudly: "Is what he said true?"
"Brother Heng, don't believe this pretty boy's nonsense! He just wants to slander me and make us separate!"
Jin Mei hurriedly explained, and finally glared at Lin Tian and shouted hysterically: "You beat me, and now you are slandering me. I want to call the police, I want to sue you! You damn pretty boy..."
"I'm slandering? Others can't see the fake face, breasts, and membranes on your body, but I can. I'll know when your man takes you to the hospital for a checkup!"
Lin Tian looked as usual and said calmly: "Besides, you hung out with another man last night and cuckolded the man in front of you!"
"shut up!"
Jin Mei's expression changed greatly and he shouted: "Brother Heng, are you still a man? This man not only slandered me, but also beat me. Beat him up!"
"Haha, slander? The bag in your hand was bought for you by Brother Heng in front of you, right? It still contains the masterpiece of you and another man last night!"
Lin Tian chuckled, then looked at Brother Heng, and said with a half-smile: "If you don't believe it, you can search what's in the bag!"
"Bitch, show it to me!"
Brother Heng had also noticed the change in Jin Mei's expression a long time ago, and he believed Lin Tian's words at this time. He snatched Jin Mei's bag and poured out all the contents.
When a condom with milky white liquid still left on it fell to the ground, everyone present opened their mouths.
"Do you want to keep this as a souvenir? This souvenir is too unique. Only this name can have such taste!"
Tang Qianqian said loudly and exaggeratedly.
The corners of the others' mouths twitched, trying not to laugh out loud.
Snapped!
"Bitch! Get out of here!"
"No wonder when I called you last night you hesitantly said that you were at your sister's house. It turned out that you were fooling around with another man!"
"I felt something was wrong when I broke through that layer with you for the first time. A virgin girl turned out to be completely black, but the sheets were red. I still believed it! I didn't expect that the sewer was repaired! I really blinded him!
"
Brother Heng slapped Jin Mei away, cursed for a while, then turned around and left.
"Brother Heng, please listen to my explanation. I don't know why there are extra things in the bag...Brother Heng, it's really not what you think..."
Jinmei shouted and tried to hold Brother Heng back, but before he could explain, Brother Heng had long since disappeared and left with anger.
It’s over!
Jin Mei was devastated. Without Brother Heng, she would no longer be able to spend money lavishly. It was not easy to find another financial sponsor!
"Boy, just wait, I, Jinmei, are not done with you!"
Jinmei glanced at Lin Tian with venom, and in full view of everyone, she had no shame and ran away in embarrassment.
"Huh, scumbag!"
Tang Qianqian spat at Jin Mei who left, with an expression of victory on her face.
After this incident, the three of them were not in the mood to go shopping anymore.
Tang Qianqian bought a bracelet worth hundreds of thousands for her distant cousin and hurried back.
"Pervert, how can you tell that piece of shit has a fake face, fake breasts... fake membrane? And how can you tell she has that in her bag?"
On the way, Tang Qianqian couldn't help but speak curiously, and Lin Tian helped her out. At this time, her impression of Lin Tian also changed, from being called a pervert to a pervert.
Well, that’s an improvement!
Xu Tangge, who was driving, couldn't help but prick up his ears.
"secret!"
Lin Tian blinked and said: "However, it's not a secret. I am a divine figure. I can count and see through lies. I am a master of anti-counterfeiting! If you want to try, I can guess what you are wearing today.
Colorful underwear!”
"rogue!"
Tang Qianqian blushed and turned away to ignore Lin Tian.
only.
Soon, Tang Qianqian seemed unable to hold back her curiosity and snorted coldly: "Pervert, can you really tell?"
"Of course, I never tell lies!"
Lin Tian nodded affirmatively, acting like a master.
"Pfft~~Qianqian, you really believe his nonsense!"
Seeing the two bickering, Xu Tangge couldn't help laughing.
"Hmph, Xiaotangtang, today I will reveal his true face!"
Tang Qianqian wrinkled her nose and said: "Liar and pervert, guess, you guessed it right. I will introduce you to a beautiful woman on my cousin's birthday tonight!"
“It’s a deal!”
Lin Tian's eyes lit up, and his clairvoyant eyes opened. After sizing up Tang Qianqian, a strange expression appeared on his face.
"Black bra, black trousers, and lace!"
As Lin Tian spoke, Tang Qianqian was stunned. For a moment, she felt as if she had no secrets left in her body.
"and……"
Lin Tian, who looked weird, thought about it for a long time, and finally said: "Your relatives are here, so they must be entertained by Sophie! But... your crotch~ pants, it seems a bit overwhelming when faced with such a large Sophie,
Don’t let your side leak and burst the embankment!”
"Ah... you pervert, you must have spied on me this morning! It doesn't count!"
Tang Qianqian blushed so brightly that she seemed to bleed. She turned away in shame and anger, not daring to look at Lin Tian. Finally, she smiled slyly, glanced at Xu Tangge, and then looked at Lin Tiandao sitting in the back row again: "
Guess what Xiaotangtang is wearing today, only if you guess it right!"
Xu Tangge, who was driving, almost couldn't hold the steering wheel and said angrily: "Damn girl, why did you drag me in!"
Thinking about being spied on by this bastard, thinking about being looked at before, thinking about changing sanitary napkins in an alley...Xu Tangge's delicate face suddenly became covered with red clouds, which complemented the sunset glow on the horizon.
"You...don't guess, what you are wearing today is very conservative, all with thicker bottoms!"
Xu Tangge gritted his teeth and spoke proactively with a blush on his face.
She was afraid that Lin Tian would make random guesses and say something outrageous, which would be embarrassing.
Thicker base?
Lin Tian blinked, and after a slight hesitation, he opened his clairvoyance and glanced at Xu Tangge.
In an instant, his eyes widened, and a violent flame in his body seemed to rush out of his body. In his lower abdomen, there was a constant surge of heat.
Lin Tian was afraid that he really couldn't control it, so he quickly withdrew his clairvoyant eyes and suppressed the excitement and charm in his heart.
"Ahem... As I said, I am an expert in anti-counterfeiting! Xu University's beauty, it seems you are not telling the truth!"
Lin Tian glanced at Xu Tangge with a half-smile, and then coughed slightly.
"I...I didn't tell the truth!"
Xu Tangge's face turned red and he snorted coldly.
"Hehe, Xiaotangtang, you are dishonest!"
Tang Qianqian blinked, smiled slyly, looked at Lin Tiandao: "Tell me what she is wearing!"
"Ahem... Many of the campus beauties also wear black bras, but the ones underneath are hollow. The land is fertile, the forests are dense, and the scenery is pleasant!"
Lin Tianbian couldn't help but feel excited as he spoke, and said with a weird look on his face: "Besides, there is a cartoon picture of Pleasant Goat behind the little butt!"
"Pfft...hahahaha...Xiaotangtang, he guessed it right!"
Tang Qianqian suddenly burst out laughing, laughing heartlessly.
Originally, when Lin Tian guessed the hollow pants and the half-covered clothes, Xu Tangge's face was already extremely red with embarrassment, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.
But when she heard that there was a cartoon picture on her butt, and then looked at Tang Qianqian's reaction, she reacted immediately and said angrily: "Damn girl, did you post the cartoon on it? You must have been communicating with him, wait until you get back."
You look good!”
After a fight on the road, the three of them quickly returned to the villa.
Even though Wang Ma was not here, Lin Tian still took care of dinner.
After dinner, it was already eight o'clock. After washing up, Lin Tian still wore his casual clothes and prepared to go out with Tang Qianqian to attend the birthday party.
Xu Tangge didn't want to join in the fun, and Tang Qianqian didn't try to persuade him.
Chapter completed!