Lai Gouer hunched over and sat next to Fang Zhengyi, letting out a sigh of relief.

He sighed: "Hey, brother, I think I'd better go back and be a beggar. Working in the Chu family is not happy at all."

Fang Zheng stood up slowly and looked at him sideways: "What's wrong with you? Are you happy when you beg for food?"

"I receive a fixed salary every month. I feel like I am not living for myself and I am not free."

"Ha, your ideas are quite new! It's not easy to have a serious job. Do it well. It's a rare opportunity to change your life. How about you have time to help you pull down that Dong Fu and help you up?" Fang Zheng said casually.

.

"Brother, when you say this, why do I feel a bit like the rebel eunuch mentioned in street storybooks?" Lai Gou'er scratched his face and chuckled.

"If you can't speak, just keep your mouth shut!"

"Haha, bro, what are we going to eat tonight? Aren't the Chu families not letting us go out?" Lai Gou'er asked.

"Go to the kitchen and bring you something good to eat! I see that I bought a lot of meat today, and there will definitely be a lot of good stuff left!" Fang Zheng licked his lips.

In order to build relationships with other servants, all the leftover food from Yuhua House was given away.

The food I have eaten in the past two days is not oily, and there is no trace of birdiness in my mouth.

Take this opportunity to improve the food!

"Eating on the sly?" Lai Gouer began to feel uneasy.

The eldest brother is good at everything, but he doesn't look like a serious beggar. He does all the illegal things...

Fang Zheng showed displeasure on his face: "What is stealing? Can the things of a scholar be considered stealing?" followed by a series of difficult to understand words, such as "a gentleman is poor", "he is a man", etc., which made Lai Gouer more and more angry.

Feeling helpless: "Brother, how can you beg for food if you are well-educated and literate? I don't understand."

"Who doesn't have a few side jobs? There is no iron rice bowl in this world. I've all been here before. What have you not done to make a living?"

Suddenly, Fang Zheng teased: "Hey? Why didn't I see you going to the south courtyard today?"

The south courtyard is the courtyard where the second young lady Chu Youyi lives. Ever since he entered the Chu family, Lai Gouer would secretly run there when he had something to do.

After Fang Zheng pressed him several times, he found out that he had fallen in love with Xinzhu, the maid next to Chu Youyi.

Spring hasn't even arrived yet, and he's already getting ready to take action.

Lai Gouer's face became hot: "Let's go later. It's not good to go too often. I don't dare to talk to them. I just need to look at them."

"You haven't even spoken to anyone?" Fang Zheng said in surprise.

Lai Gouer murmured: "I said... I said it twice. I praised her for being beautiful... and she ignored me."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!" Fang Zheng pouted, shook his head and said, "Aren't you just a dog licker? I look down on unskilled dog lickers the most!"

"What does licking a dog mean?"

"Look." Fang Zheng clenched his fists as if grasping something, and said to the big yellow dog guarding the courtyard not far away: "Hey, hey, hey! Big yellow, come here!"

Seeing this, the big yellow dog ran over wagging its tail and got close to Fang Zhengyi.

Just as he was about to put his mouth forward, Fang Zheng retracted his hand. Dahuang took a breath and looked at him with doubtful eyes.

As soon as Fang Zheng extended his hand again, Dahuang raised his tail and came closer.

Withdrawing his hand again, Dahuang stood there blankly. He was stunned for a moment and started shouting at Fang Zheng: "Woof! Woof! Woof!"

"Did you see it? This is a licking dog. You and this licking dog are actually the same. If you don't use your brain, you will end up licking nothing."

Lai Gou'er stared at Dahuang in trance for a while, and Fang Zhengyi continued: "This is not the most sad thing. What is sad is that the pure licking dog has no face and never learns his lesson!"

After saying that, he stretched out his hand again, and Da Huang waggled his tail and moved towards his fist.

Fang Zheng slapped the dog in the face with a backhand at the speed of light!

"Ow~~Ow~Ow~" Dahuang whined and ran away with his tail between his legs.

"You see, this is the result of a pure dog licker. He has no memory and just licks in a daze! The final result can only be injuries." Fang Zheng pointed at the big yellow and said.

"Woof!! Woof woof woof!!" Dahuang stood in the distance and barked.

Like cannibalize each other, Dahuang feels particularly uncomfortable!

"Uh... forget it, brother, I'm not good enough for you, just think about it." Lai Gou'er said with inferiority complex, "Without you, I would still be begging for food on the street. I'm no different from a wild dog."

"You dog, with your mentality, you won't be able to eat four dishes in your life! Just because you call me brother and I call you brother, all the women in the Chu family will be considered too high to match you! Why are you so cowardly?" Fang Zheng

Sighed

Lai Gouer giggled: "Brother, you know, I really like to listen to you talk. Every time you brag, it sounds like it's the truth."

Fang Zhengyi: "..."

"Okay, then I'll listen to you! What should I do if I don't want to be a pure dog licker?" Lai Gou'er said.

Fang Zhengyi nodded with satisfaction: "That's right! You have a brother here to teach you, why are you afraid that you won't be able to pick up girls?"

"The girl from Hsinchu is indeed pretty, but have you ever thought about how many people there are in the South Campus? At least they are no less than us, right? Even if there are about ten of them! They all probably like Hsinchu, so the person who praises her must be

It’s a lot, so it’s useless if you praise me any more!”

"At this time, you have to do the opposite and impress her first! Then lick her slowly!"

"How to lick requires technique. The licking should not stay on the mouth, but should provide convenience for her. Give her food when she is hungry and water when she is thirsty!"

"Every day we keep talking about love, even if we are shameless."

"In short, give her a feeling that life will be much more convenient with you. It's best to raise her to be a disabled person!"

Fang Zheng shook his head and said, and Lai Gou'er struggled: "Why do I feel like I've become a pure dog licker again?"

"What words! What words did you say!" Fang Zhengyi scolded: "I haven't finished speaking yet. After she adapts to life with you, she must not continue to lick you!"

"What are you doing?" Lai Gou'er's eyes lit up.

"Lick the friends around her to make her jealous and unhappy! It is said that those who are favored are confident, and they will only regret it if they lose them."

"She thinks that you are her exclusive benefit, but she never imagined that others also have it. At this time, she will be mentally unbalanced, and she may give you some benefits in turn. If there is a benefit, don't rush to accept it. It depends on the situation, bro.

When the time comes, I will create a character for you as a prodigal son in love, making her feel ashamed and regretting it! Whatever you lick out, she will lick it back sooner or later!"

"Wonderful! Brother! Are the sisters-in-law deceived by you just like this?" Lai Gou'er said excitedly.

"Hey, you're a novice, so that's why I'm teaching you this way. I don't play tricks, I only talk about true love." Fang Zheng sighed.

"Okay! I understand, then I'll go now!" After saying that, Lai Gou'er was about to leave in a hurry, but was pulled back by Fang Zhengyi.

"Why are you so anxious? Clean yourself up first, at least make it clean before you go! Look at those big yellow teeth of yours, the old lady is not even willing to kiss you!" Fang Zhengyi scolded.

"Oh! Then I'll brush my teeth first." Lai Gou'er ran away with a red face.

...

Two hours later, the sun set.

Fang Zhengyi was still in the garden sighing at the peacefulness of the years, when a figure on a crutch came into view.

The figure gradually came closer... A person suspected of being a Lai Gou'er appeared in front of Fang Zhengyi.

His face was bruised, and he looked at Fang Zhengyi while wiping his tears, and said aggrievedly: "Brother, what you teach is useless..."

"Who are you?" Fang Zhengyi asked with a frown.

"My brother, I'm a bastard!" Big tears rolled out of his eyes.

"Damn it! Why did you get beaten up like this? Did you get into a fight with someone?" Fang Zheng was shocked and hurriedly got up and stepped forward to observe.

Lai Gouer cried and said: "After I brushed my teeth... I went to the South Courtyard... to find Hsinchu. Didn't you say you wanted to do the opposite and leave a deep impression..."

"I said she was ugly, and she asked someone to beat me... wu wu wu..."

"...."

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Chapter completed!