Chapter 175 Fish loves water and water cries fish

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 175 Fish loves water and water cries fish

Zhang Haiyan glanced at Cao Yu, and then joked to Yan Tingting with a smile: You see, I have told you not to have too high hopes for him. As the saying goes, the higher the hope, the greater the disappointment.

You asked for it.

Cao Yu was puzzled and said: What hope? It’s yours, mine, and everyone else’s! I didn’t understand it just now.

Zhang Haiyan rolled her eyes at him and said: I'm talking about her! As long as there is no water in her head, as for being wronged, she still has to suffer from you?! She is just asking for trouble, humiliation, and death.

!Are you right? Does she deserve it?!

Monk Cao Yu was confused, so he scratched his head and said angrily: If you say that to her, doesn't it make her very desperate?

Zhang Haiyan laughed and said: Hahaha, you still knew she would be desperate?!

After saying that, he turned around and said meaningfully to Yan Tingting: It's true that Luo Hua deliberately followed the flowing water, and the flowing water sent Luo Hua mercilessly. Look, is it okay now? I have been wronged and there is no place to explain. Isn't this a bad feeling?

Cao Yu was originally planning to tease Yan Tingting to get rid of the bad temper he had been having all afternoon. It would be best if he could get her to give her a hard beating to loosen her bones. But now, he couldn't figure it out at all.

The two of them were talking about something, but I felt bitterly that it must be related to his incomprehension of the style, so I quickly composed a poem to express my loyalty: The lonely lamp accompanies the waning moon, the frogs call out the night light, I only know that fish love water, but I don’t know that water cries.

fish.

Cao Yu said these two sentences originally to show them that he also understands the love between children and doesn't need to bother him all the time. But the two women heard something else from it. His behavior

I don’t know what the so-called magical strokes were, but after careful tasting, they were so close to the Buddha’s intention. They both couldn’t help but feel a little admiration in their hearts. Zhang Haiyan blurted out and praised: OK, Cao Yu, I didn’t expect you really have two brushes. This is a fight.

Where did you copy it?

As she said that, she shot an electric eye at Yan Tingting, raised her eyebrows, and made a winking face at her. Yan Tingting's pretty face turned red because of her appearance, and she was so embarrassed that she didn't even dare to look at these two people.

Said: Huh, this monkey only has this little bit of available energy in his body to be able to penetrate my discernment! You still say that he copied it, how is that possible! How about it? I have discernment, right? Do you regret it? What a pity.

, it’s too late to regret!

Although Yan Tingting liked her very much in her heart, she refused to admit it. She deliberately pretended to be dismissive and made things difficult for Cao Yu. She said: Oh, that’s nonsense. The waning moon is also a moon! A skinny camel is bigger than a horse.

The light of a candle is as faint as a firefly, but it cannot illuminate a small area, so how can it extravagantly bring light to the world? It has to compete with the sun and the moon for its brightness? Don't you think this is funny?!

Seeing that Cao Yu was silent, she continued: The frogs' chirping is noisy and out of tune. Everyone's ears will be calloused after listening to it for a long time. Who can fall asleep with it except for being bored?! What's more?

Come to wake up the dark night? I'm afraid it will be a lonely night without sleep, waiting for the dawn, right?!

Cao Yu was stunned by what she said: Well...

Yan Tingting interrupted him and continued calmly: Only this sentence "fish can't live without water" is reasonable, but there is a problem with the last sentence. Without fish in the water, wouldn't it become a stagnant pool? I don't know if the water is crying.

Is it the fish or myself? Is the cat crying and the mouse pretending to be compassionate?!

Zhang Haiyan immediately gloated and laughed at the sidelines: Well said! Hahahahahaha, that's right! I'm asking you to do your own thing, are you showing your timidity now?! Let's see what else you have to say!

Yan Tingting saw that Cao Yu was dumbfounded by what she said, and she was embarrassed and didn't know what to do, so she proudly continued to lecture: "This poem must not only have a good artistic conception and neat dialogues, but also be logical. It cannot be

They put together some irrelevant things in a random manner. They have no ideas, and they have to pretend to be coquettish, imitating other people's big-tailed wolves, pretending to understand when they don't know, and being arty!

Zhang Haiyan understood what she meant as soon as she heard it, and quickly added: Yes, yes, if you offend someone, you have offended someone. You can't just say a few nice words and let people pretend that it never happened.

Just like a bad thing is a bad thing, you can't always think of a bad thing as a good thing. A sin is a sin. If you commit it, you should feel guilty. You can only think about trying to save it sincerely. How can you treat atonement as a sin?

Are you doing your best to show off?!

Cao Yu originally planned to let these two people praise him, but who would have thought that he would be scolded like this? Of course he was unwilling to do so! So he said with a arrogant smile: "That's not necessarily true. Whoever says nice things can't move people's hearts?"

You said, the same sentence, of course the effect will be different depending on who said it.

Zhang Haiyan sarcastically said: Haha, with the same sentence, flowers can still come out of your mouth?!

Cao Yu thought for a while and said quietly: Of course, otherwise everyone would always ask who said this! It's like a terminally ill person swearing to you that someone told him not to worry and not to think too much.

Don't worry, eat and drink as you should, you will be fine, trust me.

Zhang Haiyan frowned and said: Who said this? Is it the doctor?

Cao Yu looked at her and blinked, and said slyly: I said so.

Zhang Haiyan immediately sneered and said: Tsk, what do you say, it doesn’t matter?! You’re not a doctor!

Cao Yu laughed loudly and said: Why doesn’t what I said work?!

As he said that, he turned to look at Yan Tingting with a look that you know, and said slyly: What I said is to make someone forget their worries and regain hope, right?!

Yan Tingting immediately rolled her eyes at him and scolded him with a straight face: Are you off topic?! How can a hundred men be so perplexed? How about Yi Tiying. Apart from being a talker, what else can you do?!

Cao Yu was unconvinced and said: Why am I useless?! Isn’t this poem asking you to cheer up and not give up hope?

Yan Tingting couldn't help but laugh. When did this monkey learn to be so glib? Is this what Bodhisattva taught? Then she said angrily: Then tell me, how can your poor poems make people regain hope? But

Don't tell me about the love between children!

She originally wanted to embarrass Cao Yu by saying this, but they didn't know that Cao Yu also had a god to help him now. With this magical pen to help him, he would naturally have a close relationship with them! With Cao Yu's character, of course,

I can't accept the ridicule of these two beauties together. If I can't get back this scene, it must be my incompetence in making up stories!

So Cao Yu immediately jumped up and explained according to the Buddha nature she wanted: The candlelight is weak and cannot illuminate the world, but it can light up people's hearts! The brilliance of this human nature is enough to extinguish all ghosts and ghosts, thereby illuminating the world.

Why can’t the whole world shine with the sun and the moon?! Moreover, don’t you think it is a blessing for people to fall asleep with the sound of insects and frogs chirping on their pillows?

Zhang Haiyan immediately laughed and said: What? What a blessing for people? You have never been in the countryside, so why would you think of not eating minced meat? Let me tell you, when I was a child, I was afraid of these bugs screaming at night at home, and they were so noisy.

It's annoying. When you hear it, it reminds you of their disgusting appearance and makes you feel uncomfortable. Even when you fall asleep, you will have nightmares. It is not as pleasant as you think.

Cao Yu smiled and said: Since you know them so well, let me ask you, if they suddenly stop screaming and stop screaming when they are screaming happily, what does that mean? Do you know?

Zhang Haiyan said disdainfully: "Tch, of course I know. Then something must have approached them, making them aware of danger and alert. I know this best, because when I was a child, I followed those boys to catch them."

For crickets, as soon as you get close, they will immediately know that you want to catch them, so they will quickly silence themselves and hide quietly.

Cao Yu said with a smile: Yes, doesn't that mean that although their calls sound noisy, don't they also express a kind of peaceful and peaceful joy? It doesn't have to be the harmonious music of harp and harp to be heard, sometimes it can

Hearing the noise is not a blessing. It is like the watchman in ancient times. At that time, bandits were rampant. Although the sound of his knocking was not pleasant, it was to protect the safety of the place.

It is an indispensable guarantee for you to sleep peacefully. Once their alarm sounds disappear, doesn't it mean that a powerful enemy is coming?

Zhang Haiyan nodded and said: That's right, I really have it for you.

Cao Yu said proudly: So, don't you think that the noisy cries of those insect frogs are guarding your hope of life in the dark night, hoping that dawn will come to the world soon? It all depends on you whether you can sleep or not.

What does your mood have to do with the cries of insect frogs? Besides, you have to understand the meaning of their cries, so you should probably sleep more soundly, right? The deathly silent night is not always used to describe the coming of the devil.

Is it scary? Am I right?

Now it was the turn of the two women to be stunned and speechless. Cao Yu looked at them and continued proudly: Now do you think that as long as you can hear the chirping of insects and frogs, that is a symbol of joy and peace, and that can make everyone happy?

Sleep peacefully and have peace of mind? Even if those monsters and monsters want to take advantage of the cover of the night to run rampant, there will always be eyes staring at them through the darkness, leaving them nowhere to hide.

Zhang Haiyan nodded in agreement and said: In that case, no matter how evil the devil is, it is impossible for him to quietly approach us in the dark of night and bring us harm. The polar night will be guarded by those little bugs, making it as safe as day, allowing people to sleep with peace of mind.

, this is indeed a great achievement, their noise is really as effective as waking up the night!

Cao Yu continued proudly: That's right! That's the truth! Besides, fish and water have never been separated. They have always been one. They coexist, prosper and depend on each other, just like the harmony and beauty between man and nature. And

It's not a relationship between a good man and a lackey. Who do you think has to thank whom? Why are they so clear?!

The two women were speechless by what he said, and looked at each other. Zhang Haiyan sighed and said: Yes, I finally understand. You two are so eloquent, and you are not shy or shameless. You are destined to live with each other, fall in love and kill each other for the rest of your life.

! No wonder you are clinging to him. Although this monkey is heartless, there are still some merits. It makes sense for you to be so well-intentioned and fascinated.

Although Yan Tingting thought so in her heart, she refused to admit it. She punched her lightly with a blushing face and said coquettishly: "Look what you said, how could I not hold him? He is free now."

He's so cool, he goes around with a broken candle to ignite other people's hearts, sends evil winds and will-o'-the-wisps, and screams everywhere to keep others safe. Do you think I'm in charge? Cao Yu, am I right?!

Cao Yu had gone to great lengths to show off his talents and was waiting proudly for them to admire him! After hearing what she said, he immediately showed a strange expression and said with a sinister smile: Look at what you said.

Yes, how can I be so overflowing with love? What about candles? It’s not like you don’t know that my candle is basically a silver-headed wax gun. It’s okay to pretend to be scary, but as for this, I really have to fight with a bayonet.

That definitely won't be of much use.

Although the two women were innocent, they were neither stupid. Cao Yu's words made them both feel a little embarrassed, and they blushed and didn't know how to answer. When Cao Yu saw it, he immediately knew something was wrong, and while regretting it, he quickly thought of something to do.

Tell them how to get out of trouble.

Turning his eyes, he immediately remembered what Zhang Haiyan had just said. Although he didn't know the meaning, he still felt something. Could it be that she was really being bullied? He knew that Yan Tingting liked him, but he never expected that she liked him.

What does it have to do with crying? Zhang Haiyan's words clearly meant that she was being bullied and he couldn't tell!

That's okay! His intuition told him that Yan Tingting must have been bullied by others when she cried! But he didn't believe it just now and refused to help her, which made her suffer. God, who has he become?! He

How have you ever been wronged like this? You must get it back! So he immediately asked with concern: What’s wrong? Is someone really bullying you? If you didn’t tell me earlier, I’ll kill him if you don’t!

Zhang Haiyan said to Cao Yu with a serious face: Well, you said this, but no one forced you! Of course Tingting was bullied inside, go and kill him!

When Cao Yu heard that he really didn't want to eat my pig feed! He immediately got really anxious and hurriedly patted his chest and said: "Is such a thing really possible?! Who is so bold? You are bullying me!"

?!Tingting, don’t worry, I’ll take care of this! Tell me quickly who he is? I’ll go find him to settle the score.

Zhang Haiyan grabbed Yan Tingting and stopped her from saying a word. She looked at Cao Yu carefully and saw that he looked like he was in a hurry to find his own death. She felt that he was very cute. He curled up the corner of his mouth and suppressed a smile, and made a stern expression.

The face reprimanded: What are you doing! You say wind is rain. Brother, do you know what era we are in now? You are still shouting and killing all day long!

Cao Yu was puzzled and asked: What era? In what era are there no bad guys?

Zhang Haiyan said disdainfully: We are now a legal society. We spend all day thinking about pretending to be heroes, dancing with fists and sticks to show off. Don’t you think this is childish?! I really don’t know what you boys are thinking about all day long.

What, why are you always so reckless and uneasy? Don’t you know that this bothers both of us?!
Chapter completed!