Chapter 178 All educated people have low self-esteem

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 178 All educated people have low self-esteem

Seeing that he was so knowledgeable, Zhang Haiyan withdrew her pressure and said with a kind face: Now, this is what you said. Come on, in front of the Bodhisattva, express your opinion, louder! Don't be vague.

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Cao Yu felt relieved when he saw both of them smiling happily. He immediately resumed his glib rogue appearance and said loudly: I promise that if I fail Tingting in the future, I will let the five thunders of this day break me into pieces...

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Before Cao Yu could say the word "you", Yan Tingting rushed forward and covered his mouth with her hand. Cao Yu looked at her happy and charming face and quickly swallowed the last word "you".

In this situation, how could he be so ignorant of praise? Yan Tingting smiled and said to him: Okay, okay, Haiyan is joking with you, don't take it so seriously.

Zhang Haiyan was so angry that she immediately rolled her eyes and complained: Oh, am I kidding? Where did you start talking about this? Who was crying with me just now?! Look at this

It really makes me speechless.

Yan Tingting quickly said shyly: Damn it, who made him cry so angry? He is fine, why are you so angry with me? You are talking nonsense!

Zhang Haiyan said with disdain: Hey, who are you talking nonsense?! Look at your virtue, where are you now? You just started to protect the calf?! If you always spoil him like this, you will have to suffer in the future!

Yan Tingting held Cao Yu's arm, smiled and coaxed her and said: Haiyan, please stop talking, okay! Cao Yu is fine, what did you ask him to swear? Don't embarrass him too much, okay?

Zhang Haiyan glared at her pretending to be angry and said disgustedly: Oh, it's me who is making things difficult for him? How did you say this? Why did I become a villain in the blink of an eye? Hey, where did you come from? I

Aren’t you making things difficult for yourself? It’s really hard to be a good person!

Yan Tingting quickly let go of Cao Yu in shame, jumped over, took her arm, and said with a blush on her face: Okay, okay, I know you are doing it for my own good. There are so many people here watching, let's still go

Stop saying this, I'm so embarrassed, just leave quickly.

After saying that, he took Cao Yu's arm and left, asking with concern: "Cao Yu, did you wait too long just now? Are you bored by being alone? What are you doing here?"

Cao Yu was also a little confused by her series of magical operations. Only then did he come back to his senses and said smoothly: It's okay, I didn't do anything, I just walked around and took a look.

Yan Tingting immediately became vigilant and said: Just take a look? What are you looking at? Come on, tell me the truth!

Everyone knew what she meant by this question, and Cao Yu naturally admitted shamelessly: "What else can I look at, that is, just look at the beauties passing by to satisfy my cravings."

Yan Tingting immediately pretended to be anxious and said angrily: Hey, you Cao Yu, do you still have any shame? How dare you admit it in front of Haiyan, right?!

Cao Yu said disapprovingly: What's the matter? It's not illegal to look at beautiful women. What's the point of not daring to admit it?

Yan Tingting pretended to be angry and said: Oh, of course it is illegal. Do you know that it is illegal to look at beautiful women now!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Do you think I'm scared? I know that immortality is not allowed now, but I haven't heard that it's illegal to look at beautiful women?!

Yan Tingting deliberately scolded her with a straight face: "Keep it down! Why are you shouting so loudly? Isn't that embarrassing enough?! Are you afraid that others won't know that you are a sex demon and a law-blind person?! This is a society ruled by law, do you know that?"

Cao Yu was confused and asked: What's wrong with a society ruled by law? In a society ruled by law, people won't look at beautiful women? What's your logic?

Yan Tingting patiently explained to him: Of course you can't look at it! Because a brainless person like you will think the wrong thing when you see a beautiful woman. Who dares to let you look at it?!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: What the hell? Just by looking at what you said, it seems that you either have no brains, or you have a brain full of water. How did you know that I would think wrongly when I see a beautiful woman? Besides, I want to do it for you.

This statement should be damned for beauties like you who go out on the streets. Why don’t you set your own rules and never go shopping in the future?!

Zhang Haiyan felt that this fight was a bit nonsense, and quickly comforted Yan Tingting: Hey, forget it, forget it, he can just think about it, and it doesn't bother everyone. After all, his head is on his body, so don't let him think about it.

It's not realistic, is it?

Yan Tingting looked at her and said coquettishly: Haiyan, you don't know, this guy is very bad. I'm sure he has all kinds of messy things in his mind. If you don't believe me, ask him yourself!

Zhang Haiyan naturally didn't believe what she said, so she asked casually: There are so many beautiful women on the street, I don't believe he can think of it. Cao Yu, what do you think about when you see beautiful women? Be honest.

Cao Yu had a calm expression on his face, looked around, pretended to be honest, and muttered aggrievedly: That's right! Even if you let me think in such a large crowd, what can I think?! No

In other words, what should I do when this child enters junior high school in the future?! Should I ask someone to find connections to pay the sponsorship fee, or should I just buy a house in the school district...

Yan Tingting immediately complained to Zhang Haiyan coquettishly: Look at him, where did he think about it? This is called not thinking too much! What would it be like if he thought too much?! Do you think it's annoying? I don't care.

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Zhang Haiyan looked at Cao Yu with sympathy, nodded blankly and said: That has to be taken care of, I'm afraid his brain has been damaged. This virus is very powerful, but I haven't heard that it can also damage the brain, right?! Hurry up!

Send him to the hospital. This problem in his head must not be delayed...

Yan Tingting burst into laughter immediately, while Cao Yu looked aggrieved and said with a bad smile: Who has lost his mind? You can't even think about it? You don't care about heaven and earth, but you also care about my shit and farts, I can tolerate it,

But do you really want to take care of the things you are thinking about in your head? Besides, even if you want to take care of it, you have to have the ability to take care of it! Do you have the ability?

Yan Tingting looked at his annoying appearance and couldn't help but smile and said: It's not that I don't want you to think about it, I just want you to think about the good things, don't think wrongly, and don't think about random things all day long!

Cao Yu was amused by her remarks and said with a bad smile: What is good and what is crooked? How do you know that I will think crooked things when I see a beautiful woman? Could it be that you don't think of good things yourself?

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Yan Tingting was choked by him and said angrily: You!...

Cao Yu continued to say seriously: "Don't worry, let's discuss it academically. Your problem is a bit complicated. It's not as simple as being brainless, but your brain is seriously damaged! You can think of everything you see, so why don't you code it yourself?"

Huh? And if I follow your idea, the coding work will be much easier from now on. I think I can write a book just by writing three words.

Yan Tingting asked curiously: Which three characters are there?

Cao Yu looked at her with a strange look and said: You know.

Yan Tingting sneered and said: Damn it, don't talk nonsense here, isn't this all for your own good? Do you understand?

Cao Yu pretended to be frightened and said: You can pull me down, I am most afraid of people like you who only know what is good for me! Just like my mother, she is afraid that I will learn bad things and leave me soon.

Stay away!

Zhang Haiyan couldn't help but laugh at the side, and said with bright eyebrows to Yan Tingting: Hahaha, the mountains and rivers are different, but we sleep together!

Cao Yu was stunned and said in confusion: What are you talking about? What do you mean by sleeping with someone else? I don’t understand.

Zhang Haiyan blinked her eyes slyly and couldn't help but explain: Pretend, keep pretending! Don't you understand this? She just wants you to work hard with her and think in the same place.

Cao Yu smiled evilly and said: Oh, it's just sharing the same bed and dreaming together! It's better to just say, "The sound is like an empty well without water, and the strings are tied to the island of love and harmony." It has a more artistic conception!

Zhang Haiyan couldn't help but praise after hearing this: Hahaha, well said, well said! Why are you always full of witty words today?! Tingting, love to follow the sound of strings, put it in a dry well, and play together, isn't this right?

That’s what you want! The humming sound of the dry well must be long and distant, ethereal and clear, like the sound of fairy music, so poetic and picturesque! Tingting, don’t you think it’s wonderful?! It’s like a donkey’s lips to a horse’s mouth, and like

High mountains and flowing water are like rain hitting banana trees. We all hear the sound and we know it in our hearts. Are you right?

Yan Tingting knew as soon as she heard that Zhang Haiyan was sarcastically talking about her wasting her efforts on a cow, but that's not the point at all! How do you ask her to explain it to her? You can't let her think about it, right?! So she had to glare at Cao Yu, sternly

He made a face and taught him a lesson: You should read more in the future and don’t just read those vulgar things. In this way, when chatting with people, you will not appear vulgar and people will think you are very cultured and have a good foundation. Then

You will also become more confident. This is called cultural confidence, do you understand?

Unexpectedly, Cao Yu didn't take her earnest words to heart at all, and said disdainfully: Tsk, you don't understand this, right? Only uneducated people can be as confident as you! His eyes are always on him all day long.

When it comes to others, I don’t like anyone, and I always want to teach them how to behave. Have you ever seen an educated person running around teaching others a lesson every day without having anything to do?! Do you know why this is?

Cao Yu saw that she was silent, so he continued: If this person is educated, he will have knowledge. Knowledge will only make people discover more of their own shortcomings and make them more humble instead of blindly confident. Because he knows

There is heaven outside the world, and there are people outside the world. He knows how small and humble he is, so he dare not point fingers at others. Moreover, what he sees in his eyes are thousands of miles of mountains and rivers, and what is in his heart is all-encompassing living beings.

How can you spare the time to pay attention to others? How can you only know your own one-third of an acre of land, and argue endlessly with others for a small profit?

Zhang Haiyan didn't expect that Cao Yu actually scolded Yan Tingting, and quickly jumped out and stood up and said: Cao Yu, don't bite Lu Dongbin here and take her good intentions for nothing, okay? What does she mean?

Don’t you understand? Doesn’t she just want you to think of something else, something meaningful?

Cao Yu asked back: What does it mean to be meaningful? Cheating and cheating, or pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger? Fighting for power in the palace, or deceiving others and stealing treasures? Aren't you tired of watching those clever tricks?

Yan Tingting couldn't help frowning when she heard this. She knew that Cao Yu definitely didn't want to talk about miserable love and lingering things. She didn't want him to spend all day fighting and punishing chivalrous people.

The only answer is: Then can't you think of something positive? For example, learn from Bodhisattva, do something to help the weak, help the poor, and encourage people to do good.

Cao Yu laughed loudly, pointed at the people coming and going, and laughed at her: "Don't make troubled people laugh. Where did the Bodhisattva come from in this world, and where are there so many bizarre sufferings? Look at all these living beings, regardless of the situation."

Rich or poor, high or low, don't they all live a happy life?! If you really have any troubles, they are mostly caused by delusions. I think your worship of the Buddha is in vain?!

Yan Tingting was stunned when he asked her. She only thought about whether those thoughts of hers were delusions. She never thought about whether Wang Lina's thoughts were suffering. She was worried secretly when she heard Cao Yu faintly said: Those are all delusions.

Only you can solve the inner calamity, others can't help you.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Haiyan quickly asked Yan Tingting tentatively: If she has to get into trouble, how can she solve it on her own without your help?

Cao Yu glanced at her and said slyly: "Read some obscene books. You can kill all the bad guys who bullied you in bed with your own hands using various cruel methods to get revenge. Wouldn't that relieve your anger?"

Yan Tingting couldn't help but feel her heart skip a beat when he heard what he said. Zhang Haiyan said disdainfully: Oh, what's the use? It's just a pleasure!

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: "Then what do you want him to do? Aren't people nowadays the same as you two? When something happens, they know that they have to be a coward, and they want others to be heroes, and hope that others can stand up."

He comes out to fight injustices and solve difficulties. He is eating melons and watching the fun to relieve his anger. If he can type on the keyboard to support you and cheer you up, then it is very good. What else do you want him to do?

Zhang Haiyan said sadly: That's right. The more people have this idea of ​​sitting back and enjoying their success, the more injustices will happen in the world. No wonder it's easier to be a villain than a good person in this world!

Cao Yu laughed loudly and said: What, now you know that people like me who hate evil are cute, right?!

Yan Tingting immediately knew that he had led him into the ditch again, and she quickly scolded: Haiyan, don't listen to his nonsense! Cao Yu, let me tell you, what you are doing is called fighting, and you have hooligan habits. Bad people and bad things in this world are governed by the law.

Now, don't hesitate to use your fists to teach others a lesson.

Cao Yu smiled evilly and said: Hehe, do you mean that next time you meet a bad guy, you want me to run away first?

Yan Tingting was so angry at him that she spat: Tsk, you said it already, how can there be so many bad people in this world? If everyone wants to be a hero, then why do we need police officers and the rule of law?

If you want to avenge your hatred and kill your enemies with your own hands, how chaotic will it be outside? Do you still dare to go out with corpses everywhere?

Cao Yu said sarcastically: "It's not as evil as you said. I know it in my heart. It's just a small fuss at most. It's just a small sneak here for a while, and nothing big will happen."

Yan Tingting had seen how cruel he was, and she felt terrible just thinking about it. She immediately refused and said, "Don't say goodbye. I've never seen such a little sneak like you! I know how ruthless the criminals are who kill this and that all day long.

Have you ever thought about it for me?! Besides, if you think that everyone in the world owes you, looks down on you, and wants to harm you, then it only means that you are really hateful.

!Do you understand?
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