Chapter 194 Life-saving straw

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 194 Life-saving straw

Yan Tingting knew that his nonsense was because he was afraid of her and overflowing with love, and she felt funny in her heart. She thought to herself: What does this monkey think of her? She is not as simple as he thought. She came to worship Buddha today. Although this beggar looks pitiful, his eyes are bright.

, his appearance is not that sad, it seems that he was sent by the Bodhisattva to help her enlighten him!

So he laughed, started playing with him seriously and said: Come on, how can a beggar earn so much! I think it would be good if I could get half of what you said!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Don't underestimate this beggar, don't look at his rosy face and his confident smile! This business must be good!

Yan Tingting didn't want to waste time with him on this, so she scolded: "Why, you've been here for a long time, just because you just want to beg for food with him, right? He is using his face to make money, don't you plan to do it too?"

Have you lost your face?

Cao Yu was naturally a shameless scoundrel, so he just walked down the slope and said with a playful smile: What's the point? If a person is forced to do that, what else can't he do?! Think about it!

Anyone who makes money is shameless! There is no capital in this begging business. All you have to do is wipe your face and squat down. You don’t know anyone, so what can’t you do?!

Yan Tingting glanced at him sideways and said disdainfully: When did you become so boneless? In your eyes, is only money the most important thing in the world?

Cao Yu shrugged and said frankly: I have always been like this! I have no choice, I am afraid of being poor, and I always feel uneasy without money!

Yan Tingting rolled her eyes at him, knowing that he was teasing her on purpose, and thought to herself: Oh, you know how to be tough! Who doesn't know you yet? I forgot who was embarrassed to open her mouth when I bought the newspaper? Who is going to beg for food?

Believe it or not! But that’s fine, if you want to lose face too much, it won’t be a big deal.

But he complained meaningfully: Money, money, money! He who opens his mouth and shuts up knows money! I think you have fallen into the eyes of money now! A gentleman loves money and gets it in a wise way. Money is a good thing, but there are some things

It cannot be exchanged for money.

Cao Yu smiled hoarsely and said: You have never been short of money, you don't know what money is like! They say that face is very valuable, but whether the face is worth money depends on money. Without money, how can you have face?

What will it be worth?

Yan Tingting said lightly: Face is not worth much, but you can't be shameless in order to make money, are you right? What's more, not only face can't be exchanged for money in this world, love can't be exchanged for money as well. Money is a good thing, but

Is money the only good thing in the world? If you can ignore anything just for money, is this still a human being?!

Cao Yu wanted to continue breaking sticks with her, but at this moment Zhang Haiyan suddenly appeared out of nowhere, handed them popsicles with a smile, and teased: What are you two talking about? You are so energetic.

, you’re not afraid of being exposed to the sun on a hot day?! Hey, eat it quickly, otherwise it will melt again soon.

When Cao Yu saw that the reinforcements had finally arrived, he immediately darkened his face, took the popsicle and scolded: Where did you go just now? It takes you so long to buy a popsicle? You are not making popsicles, are you?!

Zhang Haiyan said with a smile: "What nonsense are you talking about? I bought it a long time ago. I didn't dare to come over because you two were chatting so enthusiastically. I ate these three popsicles first. My stomach hurt from the ice. Now I'm giving them again."

You two bought it again, so hurry up and eat it.

Cao Yu sucked the popsicle in his hand and pretended to be angry: Your stomach hurts, right? Don’t you think it’s because you’ve done too many bad things? Why don’t I hurt you to death?!

Zhang Haiyan glared at him and said angrily: What are you doing?! Are you cursing me like this?!

Cao Yu was disdainful and lost his temper and said: Didn't you see that she almost killed me just now? She didn't say to come over and save her.

Zhang Haiyan looked at Cao Yu with a knowing look and said: I saw it, so I didn't dare to come over.

Cao Yu continued to suck on the popsicle and cursed angrily: Damn, that's so easy to say? Why don't you come over quickly? It turns out you've been hiding aside and watching my jokes?! You won't save me until you die, right?!

Zhang Haiyan said nonchalantly: "Yes, I have already told you that I will never care about the bad things you two do in the future. It is better for you to look good than for me to die ugly."

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Oh, no sense of loyalty! Give it back to my sister!

Zhang Haiyan giggled and said, "It's just because I'm your sister that I bought you popsicles to beat the fire! What were you two talking about just now?"

Yan Tingting immediately took the opportunity to instigate: He said a lot of bad things about you just now, saying that you are timid and afraid of getting into trouble, making things out of nothing, and just don't want to see good things in others! If you continue like this, sooner or later you will have a schizophrenia!

Cao Yu didn't expect that she wouldn't give him any face, and he hurriedly cursed: You Yan Tingting is such a brother! Why do you sell it when you say it, without even blinking?!

Yan Tingting just wanted to see them turn against each other, so she couldn't help laughing and said: Haha, isn't this all what you said? What? Are you not admitting it?

Unexpectedly, Zhang Haiyan looked indifferent and said with a smile: Haha, have you two been arguing for me for a long time? It doesn't matter. As long as you two are happy, it doesn't matter even if you scold me until I am not a human being inside and outside.

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Yan Tingting smacked the popsicle proudly and laughed: Hahaha, look, what did I say? Haiyan is not the kind of person you said!

When Cao Yu saw something was wrong, he quickly flattered Zhang Haiyan and said: Haiyan, don't listen to her nonsense, I didn't mean that, listen to me and explain to you...

Zhang Haiyan didn't give him this chance at all, and said slyly: Forget it, you don't need to explain to me, we are brothers and sisters! There is no need for those useless explanations! The more you explain, the more unclear it becomes to Tingting! You have

In your free time, you should think more about how to coax Tingting!

Yan Tingting deliberately undermined him because she was jealous, even if she didn't give him face, but Zhang Haiyan was not angry at all! He finally understood now that Zhang Haiyan didn't sell his account, and she clearly had no idea about him.

No more. The two of them laughed at his unresolved feelings at the same time. How could he feel so embarrassed? This made him extremely depressed!

But this made Cao Yu also want to understand a truth, that is: if this person only thinks about loving you and has no other intentions for you, then she will definitely not care about you saying bad things about her, because selfless love is enough to tolerate

Everything, this is like maternal love, which will always protect its child. No matter he is good or bad, whether he has himself in his heart or not, he is his own child...

Yan Tingting saw that his face was turning red and white, which was really ugly, and now he was pretending to be thinking about something, so she smiled and said sarcastically: Okay, stop being so sentimental here, go on, it was so clear just now

, what else do you want to do?

Only then did Cao Yu come to his senses. Yan Tingting was already difficult enough, and now there is another theatergoer here, which really gives him a headache! Now he can delay every point, and he wants to have a ride first.

He dealt with her boring topic in order to cover up his embarrassment just now and see if there was any way to successfully get out of trouble. So he said casually: Don't you think he looks like a person?

Seeing Yan Tingting eating a popsicle thoughtfully, she wondered: Does it look like a person? Who does it look like? Tell me quickly!

Cao Yu thought to himself: This is nonsense, I know who he looks like! His face is covered with mud, if I could recognize who he looks like, wouldn't I have told him earlier!

But he said: Who is he like? Why bother asking? You just met him in the temple. Think about it carefully.

Of course, the two women didn't know there was a trick. When they looked at each other, Yan Tingting was so happy that she almost flew away. She asked nervously: Who does it look like? Is it Wei Tuo?

Cao Yu was confused by her question and asked with a puzzled look on his face: Entrusted? Who is entrusted? Who did you entrust?

Yan Tingting said disappointedly: It's Wei Tuo. Who was entrusted to? Wei Tuo is a Bodhisattva in the temple.

Cao Yu's eyes lit up and he said: Yes, yes, it's a Bodhisattva in the temple, but it's not a commission. I don't know the commission.

Zhang Haiyan saw that he looked like a gangster and uneducated, and said with disgust: "Tsk, you are not as educated as Tingting. You said that the beggar is pitiful. I absolutely agree, but it is too far-fetched to say that he is like a Bodhisattva."

Bar?

Cao Yu liked to argue with them, and retorted wittily: Why is it so far-fetched? Aren't they just sitting there asking for money from everyone! Nowadays, many devils pretend to be angels to deceive people, why can't this Bodhisattva be allowed to pretend?

How about becoming a beggar to educate sentient beings?

These words really touched Yan Tingting's heart, and she quickly agreed: That's right, then which Bodhisattva do you think he looks like?

Cao Yu glanced at her with disdain and said lightly: Why are you so excited?! You must have heard of the Bodhisattva I mentioned. Jigong, look, does he look like monk Jigong?

OMG, my God! Cao Yu finally touched Yan Tingting's G-spot. Even Zhang Haiyan, who had just joined in, noticed that she looked a little strange, and couldn't help but wonder: Jigong? Isn't that a monk?

, at most it can be regarded as a supernumerary Arhat, right? Do you think this Bodhisattva is so easy to be? He is still far from a Bodhisattva, right?

But what's the point? In Yan Tingting's opinion, this is nothing. Anyway, they were all sent by the Bodhisattva to enlighten him. This beggar is no different from Jigong! So he didn't care about Zhang Haiyan's feelings and blurted out: Haiyan

, don’t interrupt, listen to what he has to say, why is it Monk Jigong?

Well, Zhang Haiyan saw that she had committed the habit of forgetting friends after seeing sex again. If she continued to stir things up, there would be nothing good to eat! Needless to say, in the next scene, the two of them were happy together, together

Fei, she has nothing to do with her at all! So the sensible choice is to run away as fast as possible, so he quickly said: Okay, now you two can talk, I don’t want to eat dog food, it’s better to cool down somewhere

Go play somewhere, remember to call me when you're done.

Cao Yu didn't want her to leave so easily. How could he feel at ease if he just let go of the life-saving straw he had finally obtained?! What he fears most now is Yan Tingting's endless torture.

With Zhang Haiyan poking at her side, she probably wouldn't be so unscrupulous, right?! So without thinking, he grabbed her like a life-saving straw and said: Hey, where are you going again? You finally got here.

Yes, why did you just leave? How lively it was when everyone was chatting together!

Zhang Haiyan had long seen through his thoughts of survival, but how could she ruin their good deeds? So she smiled and said: When I was walking around just now, I saw a small museum over there, and I thought it would introduce the history of this temple.

Right? Now while you two are having fun chatting, I'll go over there and have a look, and gain some insights.

Cao Yu said disdainfully: What's there to see? You don't believe in Buddhism! Don't run around blindly. If I get lost, I have to look for you! Just stay here, it's not in the way, Tingting, are you right?

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Zhang Haiyan saw that what he said was high-sounding and very sincere, but it couldn't hide the desire for survival on her face, so before Yan Tingting could speak, she smiled and said sarcastically: "Isn't that nice? That's better than you jumping up and down in front of Tingting."

He fluttered back and forth, and then died in a very ugly way, right?!

Saying that, without looking back, she ran away like a gust of wind, leaving Yan Tingting alone there, laughing non-stop...

Cao Yu looked at Zhang Haiyan's retreating back with disappointment, and was so angry that he couldn't say a word. Yan Tingting looked at Cao Yu's dumb look with a smile, and said angrily: What are you looking at! Stop looking at it, say it quickly.

Well, I'm waiting!

Only then did Cao Yu look away and muttered: Hey, really, what's so good about that? Why are you running so fast?!

Yan Tingting chuckled and comforted her softly: Don't think about it. If you don't explain this clearly today, even the gods won't be able to save you. Hurry up and say it!

Cao Yu then said faintly: What did I just say? Yes, Jigong, look at his appearance, does he look like monk Jigong?

Yan Tingting was happy in her heart, thanking God and Bodhisattva, the soul torture was finally on the right track, but she still deliberately asked lightly: Isn't he just a beggar! How does he look like Jigong?

The life-saving straw has gone away and the popsicles have been eaten. Only then did Cao Yu have the mind to concentrate on thinking about this problem. Yes, besides his dirty appearance and shabby clothes, what else does he have?

Like Jigong? This is really a good question that can stump a lot of top scientists.

Of course, it is best to leave professional problems to scientists, but can science solve all the problems in the world? Fortunately, Cao Yu is not a scientist. He has many methods to deal with scientific problems that even scientists cannot solve.

.Because no one has really seen what Jigong looks like, wouldn’t that be easy to handle?!

Cao Yu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he was possessed by a Bodhisattva. He waved his hands and snapped his fingers and said, "Look at him, sitting on the ground, leaning on a stick, one leg cross-legged, one leg bent, with a smile on his face. Doesn't he look like the one in the temple?"

Jigong Living Buddha?!

Even her appearance reminded her of her. Yan Tingting's little heart was jumping for joy, but she still said calmly: Sitting there dirty and begging for money, you just look alike? This is too superficial.

Already?!

Cao Yu was thinking clearly now, and said excitedly: How can it be just a look-alike? His speech, behavior, posture and expression are all the same! Look, he is sitting there like a Bodhisattva, and others are bending down to give money.

Isn't it like bowing to him? In this regard, he is much better than the Bodhisattva. He is simply like a Bodhisattva descending to earth!
Chapter completed!