Chapter 214 Just know how to eat

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 214 Just know how to eat

Chapter 220 Just know how to eat

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately couldn't help but brag. At that time, everyone also had a hobby of comparing misfortunes and telling painful stories about revolutionary family history. Everyone was bragging that they had lived a hard life. Cao Yu said proudly: Oh, what you said

I also experienced this when I was a child. I heard from my parents that the conditions in the city at that time were worse than those in the countryside. You could just find something to eat, but we had money and tickets and nowhere to buy anything.

After saying that, she turned around and looked at Yan Tingting and said proudly: Tingting, you must have never experienced these days when your stomach is growling with hunger, right? Don't tell me about losing weight. That's what you asked for, and it's not the same thing as being forced.

What's going on...

Yan Tingting doesn't believe what hardships he endured when he was a child. Look at how well-rounded he is now in both civil and military skills. Needless to say, you can imagine that the more he was in that era, the more superior a child like him would be to ordinary people.

Conditions. What he wants to brag about now is like what children often take out to compete with each other. Although the thing is his own, he has never used it. He doesn’t know what it is, but he just listens to others.

He said that thing was very powerful, so he took it out to compare...

Yan Tingting has shallow eye sockets and cannot hear other people's misfortune. She doesn't want to see all the misery, let alone others making it up to deceive her! She is not interested in listening to Cao Yu's bragging and spanking about family history, because she knows what he says

She wasn't telling the truth. She didn't want to be moved to tears by the misery he had concocted, so why don't you just wait and be laughed at by him!

Because no matter what reason you have, as long as you are deceived, it cannot be regarded as how kind you are, it can only be called your low IQ. She didn't even have to think about it, she would know that the bastard saw that she had been deceived.

How proud she would be! Of course, she was timid to begin with, and she didn't want to be frightened by the stories he made up out of thin air.

It is far more shameful to consume the tears of kind people than to consume the laughter of heartless people. Is this true?

To put it bluntly, she didn’t want to waste any expression on him, so she quickly stopped and said: Hey, hey, you just know how to eat! It sounds like you have really suffered, what about your parents?

What are you doing? Are they working hard just to make you suffer? Don’t interrupt here, okay? Just listen to the uncle! I think he is the real sufferer!

The uncle raised his head and glanced at the two of them, paused thoughtfully, and then continued: At that time, everyone's conditions were indeed similar. They were all hungry and had nothing to eat. But at that time, let me

I really understood that this person is different from other people. That incident left such a deep impression on me that it made me develop the habit of looking at people's arms first when I see them...

Yan Tingting glanced at his residual arm, and her heart skipped a beat. Did this uncle want to talk about his arm? That must be a tragic story. She quickly frowned and said, "Uncle, do you think there will be so much love between people?"

What are the differences? Do you mean the difference between rural people and urban people, the difference between disabled people and able-bodied people, or the difference between us now and you back then?

The uncle looked confused when she asked, shook his head and said: I don't think there are as many differences as you said. I just want to see whether his arm is longer than mine...

Cao Yu had just been hurt by her, so naturally he was unwilling to give up. He felt that the uncle's disabled arm was a kind of honor, far more worthy of showing off to others than the two hairtails on the chests of those gangsters. Besides, he was not like Yan Tingting.

That kind of person can relate and understand sadness. Now he is eager for the uncle to talk about that arm. If it can scare her out of her wits, wouldn't that be great?!

So as soon as Cao Yu heard the uncle's explanation, he immediately interrupted with a heartless smile: Oh, I understand, uncle! Have you learned about your arm after so many years of observation and exploration?

Do you feel more confident about your strengths? When filling out forms in the future, do you plan to just fill in “arms” in the specialty column?!

The uncle was confused by what he said and said at a loss: What is a specialty? I have never filled out a form!

Yan Tingting was so amused by him that she couldn't help but spat: Hahaha, bah! Cao Yu, what are you doing?

Cao Yu spread his hands and said with a bad smile: Hehe, you didn't see the story hidden in the uncle's arm, don't you want to hear it?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately frowned and said: Hey~~ I'm afraid this story is a bit bloody, right? I don't want to hear about this kind of fighting and killing!

At this time, the uncle also listened half-understandably, and quickly frowned and waved his hands: Hey, hey, I didn’t plan to talk about that with you, wasn’t what we were talking about just about wishes?

Yan Tingting nodded repeatedly when she heard this, and glared at Cao Yu bitterly and said: That's right, he always wants to scare me. He is really hateful and evil! Master, please ignore him and continue talking about your story!

The uncle then came back to his senses and continued: Oh, what did I just say? Oh, by the way, wishes, right? The difference between this person's wishes is huge! You have eaten it.

I haven't finished my meal yet, and my stomach is growling with hunger; but others are making wild vegetable dumplings, and they can make as many as they want. Do you know what this means?

Yan Tingting felt depressed as soon as she heard this. Although she had not personally experienced such days of not having enough to eat like Haiyan, she could understand the temptation of delicious food without even thinking about it. The foodies in their dormitory could satisfy them with just a pack of snacks.

They lost their minds. Being crazy about food goes beyond love. She knew this, so she said: At that time, everyone would do anything just for a wild vegetable dumpling, right?

Cao Yu quickly helped: "That's necessary. Uncle, your arms must be like this just to make money, right?"

The uncle shook his head and said: This is the only wish I want to say. At that time, I suddenly discovered that there is another kind of person in the world. When you eat dirt and your stomach is bloated and you scream in discomfort, he can not stop it.

Taking dumplings seriously, I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. There are people in this world whose lives are different from mine. From that moment on, I have seen what a noble person is...

When they heard this, they both became interested. Yan Tingting couldn't help but ask: How old were you at that time? Why did you assume that everyone was starving like you?

The uncle shook his head and said: I was only five or six years old at that time, because everyone I saw around me was starving, let alone wild vegetable dumplings. I had never seen what a person would look like when he was full.

When I was still young, I always stuffed everything I saw into my mouth. My belly was bulging, and there was everything in it, but not a grain of food...

The uncle glanced at the two of them and saw that they were both listening attentively, so he continued: I remember that at that time, two people started to quarrel for no apparent reason. The quarrel got louder and louder. Who was it?

I didn’t accept anyone’s attitude, so I had no choice but to fight! But at that time, our place was a small place, and none of the neighbors were involved in martial arts. Everything was done through negotiation, so even if it was a fight, it would be fine.

It relies on Wen Dou. Do you know what Wen Dou is?

The two of them looked at each other and shook their heads. Cao Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, he patted his head and said excitedly: Since this Wu Dou relies on fists to determine the difference, I guess Wen Dou relies on his mouth to win.

Are you going to kill me? It is said that you are the best in literature and the second in martial arts. You can defeat your opponent with just one mouth. That skill is really amazing. I guess you will become a shrew in the end?

Yan Tingting couldn't help but wonder: Is there a difference between quarreling and swearing? Shouldn't these two be the same thing?

Cao Yu quickly said: That's right! Arguing and swearing should be the same thing, but I guess this article is also inseparable from this mouth. Everyone must be the same, come up and brag for a while, let's see

Who is more powerful? If you can't tell the difference between winning and losing, then you can only curse and annoy people. Let's see who can make the other person angry to death in the end. He will win! Uncle, am I right?

Yan Tingting couldn't help but laugh and said: Hahaha, have you seen too much of the ninth-grade Sesame Officer? If you can make people angry to death, then who will fight?

Cao Yu quickly retorted: Hey, don't say that, this is called Kung Fu! You didn't listen to what I said, that is the ancestral skill of their village, and that is called real Kung Fu! Master, am I right?!

The uncle looked at him with a smile and praised: Haha, you are right, at least half of it! It’s all about this mouth, so what? Now everyone who is not awesome only has one mouth.

Well, I only rely on my mouth to do anything. If I can't say anything, I will find a way to make you shut this mouth. Why can't I tell the difference between the superior and the inferior by relying on my mouth?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately became energetic. He grinned and said with a big smile: Hahaha! Isn't that right? Master! I didn't realize that you are also a member of the same group! It seems that you know how powerful your mouth is, and you can rely on your mouth.

If you can tell the difference, are you sure this story is not made up? Are you sure those two are old men? I didn’t expect you to discover the special function of this mouth at that time!

Yan Tingting was so excited when she saw him jumping up and down that she didn’t even know why! She quickly pulled him and said with a smile: Can you stop making trouble? What are you doing? Look at how excited you are, your whole body is shaking and shaking.

What kind of illness is this? Can't you just stand there and talk properly?!

Cao Yu's eyes were still glowing green with excitement, and he looked at her with that evil look, and said mysteriously: This old man said that he can tell the difference between orgasm and orgasm with his mouth. Can you believe this? Have you ever seen this?

Is it just using your mouth? Anyway, this is the first time I’ve heard of it. Do you want to wait until he finishes talking and let’s find a place to try it right away?

Yan Tingting's pretty face was slightly reddened by his green light. She blinked her beautiful big eyes twice and said coquettishly: What are you going to try? If it's just about eating, then I'm really

I can't compare with you.

Ah? What? No way! Could it be that what this uncle is talking about is eating?! Is it that simple?

Cao Yu's brain suddenly shut down. He suddenly realized that his brain was not working too well, and it was not much different from his brain that was not working well. He was so confused now that he didn't even know if his brain was spinning.

It exceeded the limit too quickly, or it just lost power and shut down. Anyway, it was not enough! He quickly turned his head and looked at the uncle suspiciously and said: Are you talking about eating? Just eating?!

The uncle didn’t understand why he went crazy just now, so he said inexplicably: Yes, I’m just talking about eating, what? Is there any problem with this?

Cao Yu was extremely disappointed now, but he still muttered without giving up: Did you just talk about eating? There is no creativity at all? Then what is the meaning of this story?

Yan Tingting hurriedly interjected: You just know how to eat, so what else do you need to be creative? Do you understand what I am saying to you? Didn’t the uncle make it very clear just now? It’s not a quarrel with your mouth, but you can’t fight either.

So if you can't bite it, wouldn't you just eat the rest? You can't even understand such a straightforward expression, so what kind of creativity do you need?

You see, isn’t this cognitive bias serious? Is this mouth just for eating? Why can’t it be for biting? Even if you are not allowed to bite when urinating, isn’t there something else? If you don’t believe me, just look it up in the dictionary.

Look at how many things you can do with your mouth! What this person is most afraid of is that he has no imagination at all, so he can’t think of anything! What this person is even more afraid of is that his imagination is too rich, so that he can’t even follow the instructions in a hurry.

Without your thoughts, all that is left is your mouth...

Cao Yu is in this situation now. Others are only focusing on eating. He has only one mouth left in his mind. I don’t dare to think about it anymore, let alone write about it. Cao Yu is now

My mind was completely blank, and I could only hear the "buzzing" sound, but I still said stubbornly: Do you know that eating is sinful? To covet the smell of fireworks in the world, you lure the gods into the mortal world...

The uncle was suddenly stunned and said: Didn’t I just talk about eating? What did you think it was?!

Cao Yu knew that the old man didn't understand, so he could only grin awkwardly and muttered: I thought, I thought it was so boring to just eat! You have to have something to drink, right? Oh, that's right, they say it's all about talking about heroes over wine.

, what can you do by just eating? After two side dishes and a bottle of wine, whoever drinks will be the loser! Uncle, what do you think of my idea?!

The uncle didn't know whether he didn't understand or was pretending to be confused. He grinned widely and said: Haha, what you said is right, but everyone was poor at that time and couldn't even fill their stomachs.

Why don’t you use your spare food to buy wine?! At that time, bets were usually about food, and the food was real! But if there was a competition to see who could eat more, there was no such condition, because no one had anything to eat...

Only then did Cao Yu get rid of the embarrassment just now, and he pouted again and began to hold it in. He turned his head and muttered to Yan Tingting: Did you see? There is no need to eat this. If this is the case, then just

It could be chatting about food, and seeing who talks about the delicious food, the one who can't help drooling first loses, or whoever is hungry first and has his stomach growling, hey, isn't this a bit too cruel?

Before Yan Tingting could wait for the uncle to reply, she couldn't help but laugh out loud. Seeing his mean look, she wanted to pounce on him and tear him apart. She opened her mouth and cursed: "Quickly die!"

Come on! Who wants to see your disgusting drooling look!

The uncle came up at an inappropriate time and answered: Hey, where are you thinking? People in our village don’t have the tricks you mentioned. If you talk about betting, you are betting. It’s not like you city people.

So many tricks.
Chapter completed!