Death will not let anyone live in peace

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Death will not let anyone live in peace

Yan Tingting was very pleased to see that he had such an awareness. She couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckled: Haha, that's right! Now do you know how difficult it is for me? You don't want to die, but don't everyone have difficulties?

Well! The most important thing for people to get along with each other is mutual understanding and consideration! If everyone is like you and refuses to sacrifice for others, wouldn't it be chaos?

Cao Yu felt as if he was possessed by her earnest words, and said with a confused expression: That's right! Judging from your overjoyed expression, it seems to make sense, so we should pretend even if we don't.

I feel a little guilty, right? This way it can make me feel that death is worth it!

Yan Tingting saw that he was stubborn and stubborn, and she couldn't help but feel happy in her heart. She quickly bit her teeth, tried not to laugh, and said: Look at what you look like! You are still here when you are about to die.

Damn it, you're dead, what's the point of caring about those straight and crooked ones?! I really don't know what's going on in your mind, what kind of man do you look like with such a crooked look!

When Cao Yu heard this, he quickly protested: Hey, who just thought it was boring to struggle with the raw seafood without saying a word? You have to kill those squealing ones to have fun? Now why do you think those screaming so loudly are disturbing?

La? One moment this way, another moment that way, I really don’t know what kind of trouble you are going to make!

Yan Tingting sneered, and said provocatively with a pretty face: Tsk, are you struggling to your death?! You are obviously being hypocritical! What I like is your screaming and dying struggle, but I don’t want to hear you acting like a Tang monk.

Follow me for being hypocritical! How can you not be annoying if you are thinking about trying to reason with others before you die?

After hearing this, Cao Yu grinned and said: Haha, it's not you who died, so you are not allowed to say a few words. Isn't this unreasonable! I have never seen such an unreasonable person like you!

After hearing this, Yan Tingting felt so happy that she quickly complained: Haha, who is being unreasonable? Look at those pigs or cows, who would talk so much nonsense like you before they die?! They will die!

You can't be honest with me, and you still insist on trying to reason with people even if you die there, why are you so unwilling to make people worry?! Do you think you are a disgusting person?!

That's right! Those who think they have the ability to control life and death, who likes to listen to other people's hypocrisy?! Yan Tingting is no exception. Seeing that she didn't feel any guilt at all, Cao Yu just blamed him and couldn't help but lamented:

Hey, you are right, this man is greedy for meat, so the pigs and cows must die. There is really no reason for man to argue with those beasts!

Yan Tingting said with satisfaction: Isn’t it settled? Thank you for being able to understand this, and it’s not a waste of my spit!

Cao Yu looked at her and swallowed, but still couldn't swallow his breath and said: Hey, but don't forget that I am a human being! Isn't it natural for beasts to eat humans when they are greedy?

Yan Tingting immediately glared and said: What? Who are you calling a beast?!

Cao Yu hurriedly said slyly: Sorry, I was wrong, I'm really sorry! I forgot that you are also a human being, so tell me why this person eats people? Just thinking about the taste of meat

, who doesn’t want to eat? You keep saying how hard it is for you, why don’t you say how greedy you are? You still think my appearance after death is ugly, why don’t you say how ugly it is for you to eat!

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting quickly swallowed the saliva she was about to spit out and laughed loudly: Hahaha, how dare you say this?! It's really annoying! Who just said that he was willing to satisfy my craving?! What?

Why don't you die happily, let me know that you are a man, and my previous trust in you will not be in vain. Can you stand up to the words I have spent on you?!

After hearing this, Cao Yu laughed and said: Hahaha, I don't know who should be embarrassed to tell you! Isn't it just that my teeth are itchy and I want to satisfy my greed? It's not that I can't die, I just feel that it's a little bit like dying like those beasts.

What a loss?! If I die, I wonder if you will still remember how and why I died? If you don’t remember anything, then I didn’t die in vain!

Yan Tingting was even more happy when she heard this: Hahaha, why do you have so many things? You are already dead, who cares about eating your flesh? Look at how energetic you are, why? You still insist on it

What do people remember you look like? With your consciousness, you are worse than a beast. What can I say about you?

Cao Yu also smiled and said: Do I want you to say that I am good? You can still remember how good I am? Do you know why I am not willing to die? With your virtue, you are always picky about food and always nagging.

When you say my meat is not good, I don’t know where you get that confidence. When you eat meat, you don’t even know how to say other people’s is good. How do you think a heartless person like you is better than those beasts?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately jumped up to him with a smile and said: Bah! I already knew that you are very annoying, but I didn't expect that you are so annoying. Luo Li was so embarrassed for a long time, why don't you die?! Damn it!

You know how to talk nonsense with others here. The meat has already become stinky. A piece of stinky meat without even a soul is disgusting to look at. Who would want to eat it?!

Cao Yu quickly parried and said slyly: Haha, you said you didn't hesitate to eat it! Who has been bothering me for a long time, just to force others to die! And said that if I keep talking, I won't die.

, you said it’s easy for me?!

Yan Tingting was not polite to him. She hit him hard and teased: It depends on how you say this! Isn't it easy to die? And if you die, it will be over once and for all? Then isn't it simple! Who is like you?

Yes, you just want to talk nonsense with me and refuse to die. That is indeed not easy!

Cao Yu hurriedly parried, but was unwilling to say: Hey! What you said is wrong! It's not you who died together. It doesn't hurt your back to stand and talk! It was you who just said that it is not easy for everyone? I listened for a long time.

It’s really not easy to feel like you’re about to die! Why is it so hard for you to stand aside and make sarcastic remarks while waiting for the meat to be eaten? Why didn’t I realize it?

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting quickly covered her mouth and sneered: What's wrong with you! It's really annoying. Now I understand why so many people like to eat raw seafood. I really want to tear your mouth apart! Why can't I explain this to you?

What? They say you were willing to die for me, and now you want to go back on your word? Have all the time you spent cooperating with me were in vain?

Cao Yu looked at her with his mouth wide open in surprise, and said faintly: Ah? It’s not easy to just waste saliva and stars?! No wonder there is no real way to survive in this world! Those honest people who only know how to work and don’t talk about it,

Either I am depressed to death, or I am bullied to death by people like you!

Yan Tingting looked at his pitiful appearance and wanted to pounce on him and take a bite. So she gritted her teeth and said: Haha, look at the pitiful way you said this. Who bullied you? You have to be honest and obedient. I can't give it to you.

Is there a way to survive?!

Cao Yu rolled his eyes at her and said disdainfully: Yes, you are right. All the mistakes are my fault. I can't help you, so let me die. Otherwise, sooner or later I will be drowned in your saliva here.

dead!

Yan Tingting said happily: Hahaha, you still think my job is easy! Who doesn't live by this mouth?! In addition to eating and breathing, the word "living" itself means saliva sticking to the tongue! Let you live, and then

If I try to persuade you to die again, you must not rely on your words. One moment I will tell you why people should live, and the next moment I will tell you why you should die! Not only must what you say must be well-founded, but you must also persuade me well. You say I

Is it easy?!

Cao Yu saw that she was speaking shamelessly and eloquently, and quickly expressed his understanding: That's right! After all, it is about persuading people to die, and it is indeed not easy!

Seeing his understanding of justice, Yan Tingting seemed to understand her difficulties, and quickly complained and said: That's right! How come a sensible person like you always goes astray?! Look at what you said

What are they saying? It’s so ugly! Isn’t it a good deed to advise you to euthanasia? It’s such a simple truth, why don’t you understand it?!

Of course Cao Yu knew what good deed she wanted to do. He couldn't think of any good way to stop her kindness, so he had to pretend to be stupid and said: What have I done? It makes you feel unreasonable.

?Does it make you unhappy just because I didn’t let you die? You understand? Your requirements are too harsh. It makes people die unhappy, so who is willing to die?!

Seeing that he was determined to die, Yan Tingting couldn't help but put on a charming look and said softly: You are actually quite cute. What I hate is that mouth that refuses to change! You will definitely die from that mouth.

You are not honest. Do you know how hard it is for people to persuade you to die? I have been talking for a long time and my mouth is dry and my throat is burning. Why don't you die?! You don't have any sympathy at all.

If you can't feel sorry for someone, you should die of your own volition!

Cao Yu raised his eyebrows and complained: "Hey, opening your mouth and shutting up will drive people to death. I think the smoke in your throat is not because of thirst, but because you want to fire death bullets! No wonder some people say those books

There are only two words written horizontally and vertically on it, "eat people!" I think people like you, who are knowledgeable and can tolerate adults, are either writing poison or spraying poison with their mouths! Anyway, what they are saying is not to persuade people to die, but to die to show others.

, people like me who can neither speak nor write deserve to die. Sooner or later they will be a loser, and sooner or later they will die!

Yan Tingting was not happy when she heard this. She couldn't help but drooped her face and snorted: "There is so much nonsense! Why are you talking about useless things when people are going to die? If you don't want to make people worry, do you want to waste my spit?!"

I’ve told you that if you don’t die properly, even if you die, your meat won’t taste good, and you will be despised by others, don’t you think your death is too much? Can you feel at ease?!

Cao Yu laughed after hearing this and said: Hahaha, that's right! It's okay if you are annoying when you are alive. If you are dead, you can serve it on a plate and use the residual heat. It's quite good to think about it! Do you think?

Ah, bake it until it’s fragrant, smear it with juice and add some chopped green onion, and put it together with those radish flowers, it really looks pretty!

Yan Tingting liked the way he could think of everything, so she quickly followed his train of thought and continued talking. After all, she had spent countless thoughts on this and had done it thousands of times in her dreams.

He has thought about it so many times, and the plan is as mature as bamboo shoots springing up after the rain, and they can sprout out when he opens his mouth...

I saw her staring into the distance, full of affection, and thinking: Now you know me, are you okay? Think about it, how nice it would be to have someone help you carefully prepare it after you die! Just let people burn in such a confused way.

If you turn into ashes and no one can recognize who you are, wouldn't that be too advantageous to you?

As he spoke, he did not forget to glance at him secretly, and regardless of his "poof", he almost spit out a mouthful of blood on the ground, and then continued: Don't get excited yet, just listen to what I have to say before vomiting! What I mean is

It would be a pity if you want to be burned directly to ashes! If it is all powdered, it will not be a small problem of being disgraced. I can't recognize what you look like, that's for sure. I guess even the smell will not be original by then.

Damn it, how can you deal with that?

Cao Yu saw that she was talking more and more energetically, as if she was reminiscing about something. He quickly raised his arm subconsciously, sniffed the smell carefully with his nose, and asked curiously: "Smell? It doesn't smell like anything? You

What do you think I smell like? Why don’t you wait until I’m dead to figure it out instead of smelling it while I’m alive?!

As he spoke, he put his arm up to her nose. As soon as she saw it, she thought of stinky tofu pickled in cumin and vinegar. She almost vomited on the spot, and quickly covered her mouth and said: Put it away! It's so annoying! What do you know?

?Don’t interrupt here! It’s not entertaining at all. Do you know what aftertaste is? For a soulless person like you, life is no longer new. Who wants to smell the smell of death on you!

Cao Yu was puzzled and said: You don’t want to smell me when you are alive, but do you still miss my smell when you are dead?

Yan Tingting tried not to laugh, glanced at him coldly, and said with a hint of saltiness: Living like you doesn't make people worry, I'm afraid only death can make people feel at ease! So you have to accumulate some virtue.

, it can leave a somewhat good impression on others, and it can also give people some aftertaste after your death. Do you understand that?!

Cao Yu didn't care about her affectionate words, so he hurriedly interrupted with a bared teeth: "I understand, the aftertaste is so sweet that it makes people heartbroken! Some people are like pigs when they are alive, and they smell like that everywhere."

It's pickled, but when you're dead, everything you eat tastes delicious, and your whole body is full of treasures. It's not like some people, when they're alive, it's like they've been pickled in thirteen incense.

Look, that's all it is...

Cao Yu curled his lips as he spoke, sucking air regardless of taking out his clothes, gnashing his teeth, and with a look of disdain on his face. He clearly disliked her! She was so angry that she thought: "Oh! Look at what you can do, see what you can do."

How long it lasts, it’s not certain which of us will die first! It’s not up to me whether it will be stewed or roasted!

But he said with a "giggle" smile: Haha, if you don't want to leave people with some thoughts, you will be burned to ashes. In the end, you will have to walk alone in the box to endure the long and dark days.

The day is up to you! As long as you can bear it, what opinions can others have?!
Chapter completed!