Chapter 240 The World Was Originally Flat
Chapter 240 The world was originally flat
Author: Chop wood and carry water
Chapter 240 The world was originally flat
Yan Tingting was so angry with him that she almost shed tears. Full of grievances, she immediately got angry and said: Cao Yu, you bastard! Who cheated you? We have to speak with our own conscience! Tell me, when have I cheated you?
Yes? If you don’t explain it clearly to me today, I won’t be done with you!
You see, she was switching channels so hard that he couldn't keep up, right? She was just about to kill him and make a stew, and then she started asking where she had tricked him. It wasn't excessive at all. How should you give him an answer?
It is said that life and death are only in a thought, but life and death are the same as reality and reality. They are completely different things! How many reality and reality are hidden in life and death? Who can tell clearly? You can't put the troubles of a living person away.
Blame it all on the dead man, and you can't always think about going to die just because you're dead; everyone hopes to never have troubles again, but don't be annoyed to death by those trivial worries...
Life and death are just a matter of thoughts. The only difference is the barrier. Many troubles in the world are also caused by this barrier. Just like foreigners can't understand why the Shang Fang sword of the previous dynasty can't kill today's corrupt officials. Why can't you fight Guan Gong?
Qin Qiong came to explain the truth to him. It was wrong, and it was a big mistake. It was so wrong!
Because the most humble person is invincible. As long as it is a good sword, it will cut off anyone's head without even recognizing it!
What does it mean to be so mean? I don’t care who you are! I don’t care where you come from, what dynasty you belong to, what you are based on, what you rely on, I don’t care about any of this! As long as I look unhappy,
Then it's your fault, I just want to chop you, I am a good sword! What can you do to me? It's like you beat your wife to death, do you think the police should take care of it?
It is said that man and sword merge into one, but in fact there is more of a barrier between bitches. Your inability to convince the sword is the same as your inability to convince your wife. In essence, there is really no difference, and even the results are the same.
, and it’s already been doomed: first, you can’t convince her, and second, you can only choose to give in.
Both of these statements are so obvious that they do not require derivation to become infallible truths. If you can’t even understand this, then go to hell! For people like you who don’t eat food, then
What's the point of living? If you don't want to take medicine, I can't save you. I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to you anymore without explaining...
Cao Yu was willing to take drugs. He was a foodie with jingle bells. He had long understood the beauty of surrender from her eyes. Because he didn't want to die in vain, he immediately flattered her and said: "Look at you."
This twist was not excessive at all. I was just joking just now, so why did I turn around and say it seriously? This caught me off guard!
Yan Tingting naturally understood what he was talking about, and she also knew what she wanted. So she deliberately glared at him and said: Who is kidding you?! Do you think I am joking when I ask you to die? I tell you,
I'm all serious, do you know how annoying you are?!
Cao Yu is a scoundrel. Many people are as confident as him. He doesn't think that his shamelessness will make others hate him. So he smiled shamelessly and said: I don't know? Why did I make you angry again? Come to think of it,
Want to listen?
Yan Tingting felt angry when she saw how his dead pig was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, so she glared and yelled again: I'm not kidding! Who can joke like you when you don't have a serious attitude all day long?
I don’t know, I don’t know if that’s really stupid or fake. Do you think that’s funny? You don’t even understand this, so why are you saying you’re not annoying enough?!
Seeing that she was serious, Cao Yu quickly put away his cynical expression, nodded with a dull look on his face and said: Oh, I understand, I'm sorry for annoying you! It's my fault, it's not my fault.
!You sir have a lot, don’t argue with me, just forgive me for once, okay?!
Yan Tingting saw that he was so sincere in wanting to change his past, and knowing that he had succeeded at a glance, she couldn't help but feel happy, and nodded with satisfaction: Well, this is more or less the same! Well, I'll spare you this time, you
Tell me!
Cao Yu was dumbfounded after hearing this, and said with a blank look on his face: Ah? What did I say?
Yan Tingting became anxious when she heard this. She glared again and yelled, "Hey! I know you are not sincere and you don't even know what to say. How can I spare you?!"
Cao Yu groaned in agony at her unwarranted glance, and he quickly cried out: Hey, no, no! Just forgive me, I won't say anything, what else can I say? Could it be that you want to
Shall I say something about my acceptance speech?
Yan Tingting gave him a fierce look and said resentfully: It's really annoying! I don't have time to tease you all day long! Sometimes I really want you to die, because you are really annoying!
Do you understand?! Don’t always take what I say seriously, did you hear me? I’m not kidding!
When Cao Yu saw the murderous intent behind her words, he felt panic in his heart, but his eyes were full of confusion, because he didn't know where the mistake was, so he could only say with an innocent look on his face: "I understand, I understand, you
I understand everything you said! No kidding! But I still don’t know what to say? Can you give me a hint?
Seeing his stupid look, Yan Tingting couldn't help but laugh. She quickly pursed her lips and cursed: Tsk, look at you, you look so mean, you get embarrassed when you look at him, you get scared when you stare, and you...
I don’t know what to say. Are you being mean? Cao Yu saw that although her words were harsh, she looked very happy, so he smiled awkwardly and said: Hehe, look at your happy look. What’s wrong with that?
Just say it straight, don't scold me all day long for no reason! What exactly do you want me to say? You have to let me die, don't you understand?
Yan Tingting saw that he had seen through her thoughts, so she stopped hiding it. She pursed her lips and complained: "Tah, you pretend to be quite honest, but you just refuse to change it?! Don't you know what I asked you to say? I always pretend to be honest."
You are asking and asking, pretending to be stupid, can you tell me if you are annoying? Well, first, you can tell me what you understand? Where did you go wrong, and how did you make people annoying? This should be able to be said.
Bar?!
What? Here we go again! Killing people can only be done with a nod, isn’t she forcing people to death! Cao Yu was so angry that her nose almost broke, and he couldn’t laugh or cry: What? Hey, I said, that’s about it!
Now I don’t like you playing like this, what? Are you planning to kill them all or to die together? You don’t leave any way for others to survive, who is like you?!
When Yan Tingting saw his anxious look, she knew that he would behave like this, so she was not angry and said calmly: Oh? Then what do you think I should do?
Cao Yu looked at her with a resentful look on his face and said: "You just like criticism and self-criticism, right? This is no longer popular now. Have you ever seen anyone who talked about themselves because of this? Have you ever seen anyone force others to say something?"
You are good at yourself, and you have seen people make others worthless, but you have never seen someone like you who has to force others to say how hateful you are. Isn't that too hateful?!
Yan Tingting laughed loudly after hearing this. After a moment's pause, she pretended to be a prosperous person and nodded: Hahaha, okay! Just admit your mistake! I will spare you this time. Then according to what you said, let's continue.
Can we talk about the next question now? How have I ever tricked you? You should have made this clear to me, right?! Be careful, you must be serious, no joking!
What kind of question is this? Cao Yu almost stopped swearing when he heard it! If the question he asked him about the most annoying thing just now made him want to die, then her question now made it clear that
Force him to seek death!
Cao Yu thought to himself: This girl's heart is really dark. She really doesn't want to leave a way for him to survive! Let him catch lice on the monk's head. If this isn't a trap, then what is it? And he actually has the nerve to come.
Ask him if he has ever been cheated by her, do you think he is so shameless?! Then you still need to ask? You are cheated by you every day, don't you know it yourself? The most irritating thing is to ask him to be more serious! I think
If you want to be serious and trick him into death, just say it clearly! Can we stop being such a joke? Others are treating you like fools? Let’s see how I deal with you in the future!
Cao Yu secretly cursed in his heart, but he put all the anger on his face and turned into pain. Then he raised his hand and murmured as if he wanted to smooth the bitter look on his face like plaster: Look at you!
What you said is so unconventional, it doesn’t matter if it’s a trap or not! I’ve already become accustomed to it, so I won’t bother you, right?!
Yan Tingting felt happy when she saw him looking like he was worse than dead. She pursed her lips and smiled, and said coquettishly: Hey, I just like to see you in pain, what's wrong?! Why don't you tell me something to make me happy too?
I’m happy, but I’m not worried! I just ignored you so lightly. If you do it again next time, I don’t know how to treat you. Don’t you think that’s right?!
When Cao Yu heard this, his eyes darkened, and he immediately put on a posture of helplessly letting her go. He smiled awkwardly and said: Do you want to prescribe the right medicine, or do you want the medicine to kill you? Do you know that poison can cure all diseases? You are like this
You insist on forcing me to die, why is it so complicated? You want to know what a trap is, right? You insist on forcing me to die all day long, isn't this a trap?!
Yan Tingting looked at his miserable posture and laughed and said: Haha, go to hell! Look at how aggrieved you are. You are so full of blood that you can't finish your suffering. Look at how wronged you are.
!Everywhere is full of grievances, just so fucking grievances! Really! How can I make you feel so wronged?! It’s really annoying!
Look at who Cao Yu is pouring all this bitterness on. He doesn’t want to give it to Tiantian, and he doesn’t take back the land. It’s all because no one dares to agree to it with her as a devil here, and he doesn’t dare to mess around, so he can only sigh.
:Hey, some people are so unconscious that they act out at every turn. If they don’t drive people to death, they will drive them crazy. Do you think that’s called a trap?
Seeing that he was criticizing Huaiwei again, Yan Tingting deliberately did not answer and asked: Haha, who are you talking about? Oh, did it drive you crazy in just one or two strokes? Are you as fragile as you said? You go crazy at every turn.
Are you sure you're not kidding me?
Cao Yu looked at her and said seriously: How can this be a joke?! There are some people in the world today who have bad ideas one after another and dig holes all over the world, as if they have no money but have to race against time.
If people are hard to guard against, do you think they are still human? If this continues, the world will fall apart, so how can we let people live?!
As soon as Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately turned away from the clouds and saw the sun, with sword-like eyes and a dimple-filled smile, she said angrily: Haha, who do you blame? Which of the pits on the ground do you think was not dug by someone? Who didn't let you live? You don't have to worry about those pits.
Have you dug it? Don’t you feel that when you are digging, you always think that you are digging it for others, and you feel very happy in your heart! What? You didn’t expect that you would also fall into the pit one day?
Cao Yu thought it was right! The world was originally flat, but it was because everyone wanted to trick others that it became as pitiful and pitiful as it is now. Isn’t that what the two of them were like? They both wanted to dig for each other.
Pit, it’s so fun to play without getting tired! Who would have thought that one day he would be forced by others to jump into the hole he dug?! What a hell! Damn it!
Yan Tingting saw that he was silent, so she continued: What? Do you know that you regret it now? Why did you do it so early? Do you know why you are hated by others? If you dig your own pit and jump into it, if you cry for your father and call your mother for being a scoundrel, then that's fine.
Oh! But you still insist on relying on others in other ways. You have to say that I cheated you. How can you be so annoying? I am still following behind to help you fill the hole. You deserve it?
me?!
Cao Yu saw that her eyes were burning, and she also had three points of sword intent, and she slashed at him with all her might, killing all the resentment in him, leaving only a few hairs left. It was like...
Like a primary school student who made a mistake, he was punished by the teacher and had to obey the instructions! Naturally, he did not dare to say anything, so he could only use a coquettish grin to deal with the accusation...
Yan Tingting felt even more proud when she saw this, and said confidently: Haha, why didn't you say anything? You are quite capable when it comes to those useless people, don't you feel guilty? I am also thankless, is this how you treat me?
Do you know how hurtful what you just said is? You actually spoke? Why are you mute now? Weren't you able to speak just now? Don't think that I can spare you by saying nothing!
Seeing her reluctance and aggressiveness, Cao Yu had to murmur: What did I say? Do I still dare to speak? Do you still let me speak? I won't let you say enough now, later.
I don’t know what kind of trouble is going to happen! Then how can I bear it? It’s up to you to say it! Otherwise, what do you want me to say? Just say it! I’ll just do as you say!
When Yan Tingting saw his stubborn attitude, she got angry! So she immediately got angry and said: What? Are you still reasonable?! What kind of attitude is this? What do you mean, do you mean to blame me? I will do it for you.
What is it? It’s really irritating for you to blame me like this. Are you worthy of me?! Well, I’m the one asking for it. I’m sick! I don’t think it’s worth it even if I think about it. I’m really annoying you. You
Get lost! Don’t let me see you again from now on. Get away from me!
Chapter completed!