Chapter 258 Beware of being struck by lightning

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 258 Beware of being struck by lightning

When Cao Yu saw that she was also looking up at her neck, he couldn't help laughing and said: Haha, I'm looking at the sky. I'm worried that if thunder hits you, what should I do?! What are you looking at?

Yan Tingting drooped when she heard this. Although she knew he was joking again, she still couldn't help but said angrily: How many times have I told you? Don't curse people at every turn! Don't curse at others at every turn! You just don't listen!

This is not funny at all!

Cao Yu didn't care whether she was angry or not, but he smiled shamelessly and said: Hey, you really have wronged me. Didn't you say that good people don't live long and will cause trouble for thousands of years? And you said it was me who killed you.

It’s broken! If this really hurts you, then you’re going to have to be struck by lightning! I’m not worried because I’m worried that when lightning strikes you, it will hurt you!

Yan Tingting was still angry and glared at him fiercely and said: Hey, you are really funny! If thunder is going to strike, it won't strike you first! You think everyone else is as short-sighted as you?

?!Leave the guy who teaches people bad things aside and come here to hack me?! How blind does this God have to be to do such an immoral thing, don’t you think?!

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: Hey, that's really true! Didn't you hear that he doesn't fight the diligent ones or the lazy ones, but only the short-sighted ones? It's not common for someone to steal a donkey and you pull out the stake.

There are some?! Otherwise, they always say to stay away from bad people, but to be careful when lightning strikes you! You are so close to me, and you are so good to me, I am not caring about you.

It’s safe!

When Yan Tingting saw that he had admitted in disguise that she was the evil person and showed concern for herself, regardless of whether it was true or false, it still warmed her heart. She immediately turned from anger to joy and cursed with a smile: "Hey, who cares about you?!"

You are such a funny person, and your ideas are so weird. Look at this clear and cloudless sky, how can it thunder?! It's really annoying!

Cao Yu laughed loudly and said: Hahaha, that's not necessarily true! Haven't you heard that this thunder only likes to hit people like you who are blind and follow others to make fun of you?! That thunder is not blind.

But I can't stop you from being blind! This thunder is about to strike unexpectedly, and you accidentally don't see it, so the result is that you can only close your eyes! So I have to watch for you, isn't it all

It's for your own good!

Yan Tingting sneered and said: Haha, are you good for me? Are you as good as you? It's really strange, how good are you? What you said is just like the truth! If you don't curse me every day, then it's really true.

It’s for my own good! Do you think you are funny enough?!

Seeing that she was angry, Cao Yu quickly explained: Hey, you have really wronged me, I really do it for your own good! You said that such a big moon is hanging in the sky, but you couldn't even see it, and you said that you

Aren't you blind?! If you can even turn a blind eye to the moon, then is it normal that you didn't see the thunder? Do you think it would be possible if I didn't protect you? What's so strange about this? You're right

wrong?!

Yan Tingting knew clearly that he was bullying her again, but because it was all caused by herself, she was speechless for a moment, but she still wanted to cover up for him for some psychological comfort and said: Didn't the uncle say that the clouds cover the moon?

Is it going to rain? What? Are you more powerful than the uncle?! When you feel the wind direction has changed, do you know that the weather is going to change? But there is no wind at all?

Cao Yu sneered disdainfully: Oh, no, there will be no waves if there is no wind. If there were no butcher Zhang, would everyone have to eat pigs with hair on them? It’s really rare and strange. Haven’t you heard that thunder can be heard in silence?

?! Besides, what does the lack of thunder mean? It’s not because I’m not a bad person at all! How could you be struck by lightning when you follow me?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she couldn't bear it anymore. She immediately rushed towards her and greeted her with a punch, and said angrily: I made you wait! I made you lie to me! Damn monkey! I'll beat you to death, beat you to death! I'll make you angry.

Me! Let you play with me!

Cao Yu hurriedly smiled and parried. Although he didn't wait for the five thunders to hit him, nor did he wait for the boots to hit the ground, he only waited for a pink fist to serve him. This time, his wish was fulfilled, so he quickly changed the subject.

Said: Ouch, ouch, stop hitting, stop hitting, it hurts! I can’t stand it anymore, I surrender! Hey, don’t you want to know what’s so great about this loser?!

Yan Tingting was tired after a punch, so she stopped, rubbed her fists and gasped: Then tell her quickly, if you don't tell me, I'll beat you to death!

When Cao Yu saw her shaking her pink fist to demonstrate to him, he couldn't care less about it at the moment and asked directly: Hey, let's talk about it first. If you think what I said is right, then from now on

Just stop shaking your fists at every turn, okay? It's too scary, whether it's light or heavy. I don't think I'll be struck to death by lightning. I'll die in your hands sooner or later. I really can't stand the excitement!

When Yan Tingting heard that he was willing to die in her hands, she felt happy in her heart, but she still glared at her angrily and yelled while beating him: Hey, are you excited?! Stop talking nonsense. If you want to say something, say it. If you don’t say it, get out! No conditions.

Talkable!

Cao Yu was so refuted by her righteous words that his soul almost left his body, so he could only laugh and said: Oh my god, you are so fierce. Look at your ferocious appearance. Be careful and get used to it.

, what will happen if I bring my photo with me in the future?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately stopped, instinctively telling her not to be a wolf grandma! But she still kept a straight face and shouted impatiently: Why do you talk so much nonsense?! Why don't you hurry up!

Cao Yu then said: It's actually very simple. If I am right, you will agree with me. If I am full, will you agree not to feel hungry anymore? So, only the stomach knows who it is responsible for.

, but thought will not, because as long as someone is around, thought will know that it will not be destroyed, and it will not care about your life or death! Are you right?

Yan Tingting stared at him coldly and said calmly: Go on!

Cao Yu couldn't see happiness or anger from her expression, so he had to continue: So, only the stomach is the most sensible. It knows that if it is deceived, it will be destined to starve to death, don't you think so?

Otherwise, wouldn’t the northwest wind have become an excellent dish long ago? Are you right?!

Seeing that he was about to start talking nonsense again, Yan Tingting immediately interrupted angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, if you still say that your belly determines everything, I will continue to fight!"

As he spoke, he raised his fist again. Seeing this, Cao Yu quickly raised his hands in surrender and said: No, no, listen to my explanation! This soul is for others to see, and it can be entrusted to anyone at will.

It has its own body, so it is its nature to show off! But the belly is not good. It cannot live alone without the body, so it knows what it wants best, don’t you think?

Yan Tingting was not happy when she heard this. She immediately punched her and said, "Hey, your butt determines your head, right? It's the same disgusting old joke. I'll beat you to death if I don't!"

Cao Yu was so frightened that he quickly raised his hands to parry and said: No, no, listen to me! Because the soul will dislike you, but the stomach will not. How about it, you haven't heard of this, right?

Yan Tingting still said disdainfully: "Tsk, I've heard this before! You mean that the soul can travel freely in the world, and it can be given to others without any reservation, and you can leave nothing behind. Those scum have a very high reputation."

, he only wants you to learn well, and his purpose is to allow you to let him do bad things, and his belly can tell you not to be manipulated by these people, right?! You should be beaten!

Cao Yu was forced by her to fully open his mind, his potential exploded, and his thoughts were dancing: No, no, I mean this soul always dislikes you for being ugly, but the belly doesn't! How about it?

?You must have never heard of this, right?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately withdrew her pink fist. After all, she loves beauty even more! She couldn't help but wonder: What do you mean? Say it quickly!

When Cao Yu saw her, he immediately stood on the spot. Knowing that he had finally hit her vital point, he breathed a sigh of relief, stamped his feet and beat his chest, saying: "Oh my goodness, I scared the baby to death. It's so dangerous!"

Seeing his joy as if she had received an amnesty, Yan Tingting couldn't help but laugh and said: Haha, what? Are you afraid? So you know you are afraid too?! Then be more honest! Don't pretend to be pitiful for me by stamping your feet and beating your chest.

Yeah, why don’t you say it quickly!

Cao Yu glanced at her seemingly casually, and then said slowly and leisurely: You should feel the most about this, what is the soul? No matter how beautiful you are, it can always find something wrong with it.

That one thinks you are ugly! Isn’t this just nitpicking? But the belly is different. No matter how fat you are, it doesn’t mind it and always advises you to eat more. Do I need to tell you who is good and who is bad?

?!

Yan Tingting was silent for a while, then she smiled and said: Haha, this is really the first time I heard about it, hum! I'll spare you this time! Remember not to make me angry again in the future, do you hear me?!

After hearing this, Cao Yu quickly made a servant gesture, wishing he could put one leg on the ground and said: Come on, the greatest disloyalty is the betrayal of the soul. No matter how great the grievance is, it can only be suffered in the stomach! This boss is like

Being first-class can't be determined by just saying it yourself, right? Even if you become the boss, you still have to convince others with your virtue! If you can tolerate others and endure grievances, even if you are not the boss,

That can also be respected by others, don’t you think so?!

Yan Tingting couldn't help but glance at him, reached out and patted his belly and said with a smile: Haha, what a man who convinces others with virtue! Being able to tolerate others and endure grievances, isn't it about your belly! This is what you are like

Is there a reason why he is so popular?

After hearing her praise, Cao Yu couldn't help but patted his belly and laughed and said: Hahaha, don't be an old-fashioned bastard. It sounds really awkward. In fact, you can't even imagine how powerful it is! I

Let me tell you, it has a strong will, never follows what others say, and won't be deceived by others. It is also very caring and considerate to you. Where can you find these?!

Yan Tingting nodded in agreement: Well, just knowing how to eat is indeed firm! Oh, by the way, it also knows how to hold the brain in a trance, starving and unable to think, so it just eats and eats without fighting, starving.

It's so mean that you can't think of anything. No matter how smart you are, you can't compare to it! You are playing a gangster. Who am I afraid of if I am a gangster? Are you right?!

As Yan Tingting spoke, she poked his stomach hard with her fingers. The small needles hit the mark one after another, causing Cao Yu to suffer even though he was not blessed. She repeatedly begged him: "Hey, hey, don't do it."

While talking, he poked, looking for a reason, and kept poking hard! If by any chance the poke is leaked, and you don’t care about fixing it, where can I go to reason?!

Seeing the evil smile on his face, Yan Tingting couldn't help but blushed with embarrassment, and said coquettishly: Tsk! This belly is not a balloon, how can it be so easy to leak?! Besides, if it is a leak, so what?

I'm happy, you care about me?!

Seeing her coquettish look, Cao Yu hurriedly smiled and flattered: Yes, yes, your thoughts are like those in your belly. You are so real. Unlike my belly, you think so much, so much.

You are thoughtful! This is like being the boss!

Yan Tingting was stunned by what he said, and then realized that he was saying that this person's idea was too vain and unreliable, and needed to be modified with a real thing, so she smiled and said angrily: Hehe, what nonsense?

Yes, you have been stabbed, right?! Then I have to stab you!

Cao Yu immediately protested: Hahaha, go to hell! Asking questions knowingly, don’t you have the virtue of being the boss! Do you know what it means to pretend to be confused while pretending to understand? Yes, just like you, you know everything, just like your belly.

, the one who burps and farts can do whatever he wants! Do you know who those who are the younger brothers are? Yes, they are just following behind the boss, waiting to hear the burps and farts, which is very beautiful and can still entertain your imagination.

A few words of praise...

Yan Tingting frowned immediately when she heard this, and quickly stopped and said: Hey, hey, that's about it! The more he talks, the more he talks. You can say such disgusting things, how can you do this?

It’s so annoying!

Cao Yu laughed and said: Hahaha, tell me what's going on? This makes you sick, but seeing them burping and eating farts one by one is quite exciting, why don't you vomit?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she said anxiously: Who said I didn't vomit?! I'm really annoyed that Lao Yan is always out socializing and socializing all day long. It's really annoying to leave my mother alone at home.

!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu quickly changed the subject and immediately comforted him: He didn't do it for you! He knew it was disgusting, but he still had to do it. Do you think it was easy for him?!

Yan Tingting said angrily: Why is it just for us? Why does he have to do it? I think he is willing to do it and asked for it!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: What you said is called heartless! If he hadn't picked up the boss's belch, he wouldn't have burped long ago?! That ability is not something he is born with. If this person didn't do it for himself,

If life is better, who would be willing to do those frivolous things all day long?!

Cao Yu seemed to think of something again, and couldn't help but laugh and said: Haha, but it's hard to say. More and more people will learn this problem in the future. In addition, practice makes perfect, and it may be deeply engraved in the bones from generation to generation.

It’s imprinted on your genes. In the future, you’ll burp when people see you, and you’ll cheer when you see people fart! Just like yawning, it’s easily contagious. To change the world, you must start by changing yourself, so that you forget that you once had a tummy.

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