Chapter 270 What else can a light bulb be used for?

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 270 What else can a light bulb be used for?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Don't you know whether it is true love? Haven't you heard people say that there are only coughs, poverty, and love in this world?

Love, anyone who wants to get true love by begging will definitely turn into a hooligan in the end! Can you still not understand this? This is called the theorem of "asking for love will lead to a demon"!

Yan Tingting was so amused by his words that she giggled and said: Haha, people who are willing to put in effort and effort for love are nothing like you! They don’t give up even if they don’t pull out a dime, and they just know that they are here to talk nonsense to me! Not at all!

Really, no, you are always trying to undercut others and promote yourself, just to make excuses for your own shameless thoughts! Right?!

Naturally, Cao Yu refused to admit it, and immediately used fallacies to defend himself: What does it mean to make excuses?! Can it be called love if you are willing to let it go? True love is if you are reluctant to let it go! Not to mention that there are many people

The so-called true love that he had worked so hard to get, but when he took a closer look, he suddenly found that it was not what he wanted at all, and there were many cases where Fedele disliked it! Don't you think so?

When Yan Tingting heard this, how could she have any intention to discuss the "Federal Dislike" law with him in depth?! It was even more impossible to admit that what he said was true! So she could only complain: Hey, why are you like this?

?!You talk so much about cheating, it’s all unreliable! If you want to talk about all this nonsense, then stop talking!

Cao Yu naturally knew why she was upset, but he still deliberately pretended to be stupid and asked: What's wrong with me? Don't you just like to hear the truth?

Naturally, Yan Tingting refused to admit that what he told was the truth, so she raised her eyebrows and said: "What do you mean by telling the truth?! It's all made up! You make everything up, you have to lie about everything, what are you going to say?"

Who should I tell it to? I won’t even believe it if I try to trick anyone into believing it! Is it possible that the language and characters created by human beings with so much hard work can only be watched helplessly in the hands of people like you?!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu immediately said proudly: Haha, if it really destroyed itself, it can't blame others! Are you right?! But don't worry, I think this kind of thing is impossible to happen!

This is the focus of Yan Tingting's concern now! Because she is afraid that she will destroy them if she is not careful! So she immediately asked curiously: Why? How can you be so sure that it cannot be destroyed?

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Cao Yu didn't know what she was thinking at all, so he explained carelessly: Think about it, language has coexisted with human beings for many years, and almost all of them have been incorporated into genes. It should be regarded as innate instinct. As long as there are people around,

It is definitely there and cannot be destroyed. However, the writing is a bit complicated. It has not been with people for many years. It should be considered an acquired skill...

Yan Tingting heard this and interjected with interest: Hey, wait a minute, let me ask you, what is nature and nurture? Aren't language and writing different? What is the difference between nature and nurture?

Cao Yu naturally said with disdain: Of course it is different! Language coexists with species. Even animals communicate through language. How old is this writing? It only takes a few thousand years.

You can count them all! You can learn to speak with just one person. If no one comes to teach you, you will definitely not be able to read and read, right?! I just heard about illiterate and mute, but you can’t speak without listening to anyone.

Yes, you think that’s right?!

Yan Tingting giggled again and said, "Fuck you! You don't even know how to speak! Can you talk properly? Oh, I understand, language is the instinct of communication, and words don't care what they are used for now."

, but the original purpose of the ancestors when they created it must be to record things so as not to forget them in the future! Is that what you mean?

Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! Since you need someone to teach you, then naturally everything is possible to learn well or to be bad. Do you still think there is anything strange about it now?

Yan Tingting was inadvertently attracted by his fallacies again, and quickly asked with interest: What do you mean by this? What I mean is to learn well and learn bad, everything is possible?

The old monk Cao Yu explained: Creativity, do you understand? Human creativity is unimaginable!

Yan Tingting knew that he was holding it back! You definitely don’t understand what he wants you to understand! So he shook his head humbly and said: I don’t understand! Tell me, what kind of imagination is there?!

Seeing her silly and sweet attitude, Cao Yu naturally wanted to teach her a lesson in a cold manner: I knew you didn't understand! This kind of imagination is, no, what kind of imagination? I'm not talking about creativity.

? How come it becomes imagination after passing through your mouth? Are you trying to get around me?!

Naturally, Yan Tingting hurriedly covered her mouth and said happily: Haha, that's different, tell me quickly!

Cao Yu was stunned for a moment, then sighed and said: Hey, I'm really impressed by you! Do you know what the light bulb was invented for in the first place?

Yan Tingting nodded and said: I know, isn't it just used to light up the night? People can light up the dark night forever and have light!

Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! Now look at how many patterns this light bulb has! What about neon lights, traffic lights? Some people use it as an icon to remind information, and some people even bring a light bulb to a blind date! What do you think of this light bulb now?

There are so many ways to play, right? Have they been ruined by others? But everyone insists that it is called creativity! Are you right?

Yan Tingting was amused by him again and laughed loudly and said: Hahaha, this light bulb can be mixed into talking about friends. You are too ridiculous. You just put inventions and creations together with word games. I won't.

I understand, what are you trying to do?

Cao Yu explained earnestly: Hey, all the work he talks about is just invention, how can it be called bullshit?!

Yan Tingting somehow remembered the two old janitors who were quarreling with each other, and couldn't help but sigh: Hey, do you think those two janitors are pitiful? What's the point of working so hard at such an old age?

?Do you really think of yourself as a piece of cake?

Cao Yu laughed dumbly and said: Haha, can you still not understand this? Dried cow dung looks like a big puddle, but who do you think would eat it as a cake? That’s why these two brothers have to fight.

!Puzzle, puzzle! It’s all about the fierceness of the puzzle, and the purpose of the picture is to try to get a bigger piece of the pie that belongs to you. Although you still shouldn’t eat it, at least looking at it can make you feel better.

Son!

Yan Tingting saw him talking nonsense seriously, and commented with a serious face: It turns out that you are always very serious about nonsense, and you are very nonsense about serious things, because you can't distinguish between invention and nonsense.

Damn it? Then let me tell you, all inventions with words are called bullshit, all bullshit with lamps are called inventions, and using light bulbs to find a partner is pure bullshit.

!Can you understand now?

Cao Yu smiled evilly and said slyly: Hehe, I'm afraid you don't understand! I want to go to bed with you. I don't need to teach you. I just know that I'm talking humanly. Are you right?! But I want to tell you the truth.

Well, why don’t you beat me to death?! So people have invented and created many artistic processes, and those other modifications can be summarized as the art of speaking. If I don’t teach you this, you will understand that it is

A light bulb that just wants to sleep with you?!

Do you think he is such a bad bastard? But what he said really means something like that! If you don’t believe me, think about it carefully. So, this person is willing to be deceived, especially those who keep saying that they don’t believe their words.

For those who believe what they see, they have been deceived so many times and they don’t have a long memory, so they are just looking for people to deceive them everywhere?!

After Yan Tingting heard this, her little heart beat wildly. She liked this smart person, so she was willing to be deceived by smart people! She was so beautiful that she didn't even dare to look at his evil eyes, and cursed in her heart.

While he was shameless, he praised lightly: That's right! Since you need someone to teach you, it depends on who you learn from, don't you think?

Cao Yu said boldly: Yes! Follow me and you can learn more. I have a lot of stuff in my belly! I know all the eighteen martial arts and all kinds of postures. It just depends on what kind of skills you want to learn from me.

Got it!

Look, what he said was out of tune, right? But of course Yan Tingting couldn't argue with him whether it was a matter of "knowledge" or "posture"! Let alone how much knowledge he knew, it wasn't that she didn't want to, but that she

I don’t dare, because I’m not allowed to urinate! So I told you not to think about it. She just said out of tune: Huh? When did you say that this text was corrupted by you?

Cao Yu originally wanted to take a look at her shy appearance, which was quite attractive, but he didn't expect that because she was urinating next to him, she would slide over so easily. He couldn't help but be stunned, and said with an embarrassed smirk: Hehe, what do you mean?

Did I lead you to bad things? You can learn from the conscience of heaven and earth. When did you think I was bad?

Yan Tingting immediately gave him a roll of her eyes and said: Tsk, you are so bad, how can you call me young?!

Cao Yu smiled awkwardly and said: Hey hey! Can we not settle old scores?!

Yan Tingting said disdainfully: Tsk, who doesn’t know what you are thinking?! If I hadn’t been watching you from the side, you would have been so bad? Are you right?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately stamped his feet and beat his chest: Haha, are you too fascist? Don't you dare not do it? It's not enough for people to think about! This requirement is too harsh. We must continue to develop like this.

Then sooner or later you will drive me crazy! Why do you think my life is so miserable?! Wuwuwu...

Yan Tingting saw his crying and complaining, she smiled contemptuously and said: Okay, okay, don't cry here! You are crazy! What does it have to do with me?! Oh? By the way, you are crying all over the place.

Who are you crying for? We don’t seem to know each other that well, right?! Every wrong has its owner, and every debt has its owner. You are complaining to me here, do you want me to reason for you? Then just say so!

Seeing her being so unruly and casual, Cao Yu couldn't help laughing loudly and said: Haha, it sounds fresh to me! Don't be ridiculous! You don't even know where to reason, do you? It's the other way around.

Help me? Do I still need you to help me reason? Let me tell you, that’s how you ruined the text! And you blame me in turn, where can you reason?

Seeing him, Yan Tingting laughed and raised the rake in her hand, clearly despising her majesty! So she immediately put on a straight face and scolded seriously: "Don't laugh! Words are about everyone, words are about you and me."

He, if there are three long and two short words in the text, then everything is over! Are you still laughing? What's so funny about this? You act like a fool, and you know how to have fun! Be serious!

After she begged him in every possible way, Cao Yu reluctantly silenced his voice, blinked his eyes and said with a bad smile: To be honest, if this text is finished one day, I really don’t know what will happen. But there is one thing I can be sure of, that

It just can’t be finished!

"I can't finish the text" was naturally what she wanted, but when she saw his dour-faced scoundrel look, she felt that this was a bit unreliable, so she giggled and cursed: Haha, why are you like that?

Are you sure it won’t be over? If it’s really over, then where do you think I should go to reason?!

Naturally, Cao Yu wouldn't care where she went to reason with her. He would go wherever he fell in love with whomever he wanted, as long as he didn't bother him! So he put on a rogue look and said: Hehe, what are you doing?

Do you want to compete with it?! Don’t worry, you won’t! There are so many people playing, how could it suddenly stop playing?

Yan Tingting whispered: Isn't that what I'm worried about! Think about it, if there are so many people playing nonsense now, then sooner or later it will have to be killed! How can it withstand so many people making nonsense?

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Cao Yu said slyly: Don't you understand this? Some things are immortal when played. The more you play, the more energetic you become! I'm afraid that no one will play. If it really is, no one will play.

, then it is estimated that it is really not far from death!

Yan Tingting glanced at him with a knowing look and said: What are you talking about? Look at your virtue, why do I feel like I'm going to do evil again? Are you looking for death?!

Cao Yu looked like a bitch after succeeding, and said with a evil smile: It's just words! How can it die so easily? No matter how you play, as long as someone is playing, it will never die! At most, it is

You'll be spoiled by being played with, but you'll get used to it gradually after watching it! Just like the oracle bone characters and classical Chinese, haven't they all become simplified characters and vernacular Chinese now?

After hearing this, Yan Tingting nodded repeatedly and said: That's right! When this word was first created, it was probably the same as when the telegraph was first invented, but gold was precious! It was particularly complicated, so we had to cherish words like gold! Later, as time passed,

As more and more characters are created, they will become more and more able to meet people's daily speaking habits, and simplified Chinese characters will become an inevitable trend! Are you right?

Cao Yu secretly admired him when he heard this, so he continued: Do you know how many people were dissatisfied during this period? Isn't that all history now? Is there anyone who would be dissatisfied now? What do you think of those old antiques?

Where can we reason? Why should we go somewhere? If we want to reason with this era, there is no way! Even if there is a way, you will definitely not be able to find it!

Yan Tingting naturally wanted to reason with those old antiques! Because she didn't plan to go to the place that Cao Yu pointed out to her, so she immediately said harshly: Why can't you touch the door?! It turns out that was for

Let people see more clearly. Now you are just trying to make people unable to understand. How can it be the same? I don’t believe it is reasonable and you can’t find the door! Then how can you call it reasonable to travel around the world?

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Chapter completed!