Chapter 278: The cooked duck croaks

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 278 The cooked duck croaks

Cao Yu saw that she was listening intently and what she said was reasonable, so he continued to lie: Don't always think that others can't look away! Do you know why he is reluctant to let go and can't let go? It's all because of love! When someone loves you

You don’t understand, only after you lose will you cry and beg for it! Where are all the disdain and disgust you once had? Is it because you don’t understand how deeply he loves you, so

Don’t you know how to cherish it?

Yan Tingting wanted to kneel down for him now, and thought to herself: Look at this monkey, he talks in the same way! Does he really understand? Or does he really not understand? What do you think he thinks?

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In order to prevent him from noticing the tears in her eyes, Yan Tingting subconsciously lowered her head and turned to the side, pretending to be attracted by a passerby. Cao Yu was not aware of it at all, and continued to say proudly without even looking at her:

If you use your unintentionality to calculate his intention, it would seem that he is at least more attentive and more intentional than you. Don't you think that's right?

Look at what he stabbed with the knife, it hurts! It hurts so much that it hurts your heart, and it makes your liver tremble! Do you think he did it unintentionally or on purpose? Do you know why the most hateful person in the world is your former love?

Because the most painful thing in the world is being stabbed several times by the person you love most, intentionally or unintentionally, in the name of love. The wounds are so deep that they go to the bone, and blood is pouring out...

When you just woke up from the pain, you heard him caressing beside you calmly: Huh? You woke up so soon? What did you do? Why did you do this when I wasn't paying attention?

Did you injure yourself? Tsk tsk, look at this injury. It’s so serious. How could you be so careless? This is so worrying!

When your whole body hurts so much, and your head keeps shutting down and restarting repeatedly, do you feel dizzy and confused: Where am I? Who am I? What's wrong with me?

?What just happened?

At this time, just listen to him explain to you: Oh, I forgot about this! Let me tell you, you were seriously injured just now. I felt very sad when I saw you dying in pain, but

Thinking about it, I couldn't help you, so I was cruel and found a stick to hit you on the head again! Do you feel better now? In addition to the dizziness in your head, your body should not hurt so much.

Right?

At this time, what was Yan Tingting thinking after hearing his kindness? Should she thank him? Or thank him? We don’t know! Anyway, if it were me, I would definitely thank him.

Yes, and it must be the kind of thank you that means thanking him and his whole family, otherwise it would be called ungratefulness, don’t you think so?!

Yan Tingting didn't know whether it was because she couldn't bear it, or because she was in too much pain! Anyway, she was so dizzy that she was touched by his words. She really felt that her whole body was not in so much pain anymore, so she quickly blinked her eyes and melted away her tears.

, then turned around, with those bright black eyes, stared at him up and down like a flying fairy from the sky, and said suspiciously: No way? Do you know everything?!

Cao Yu was not polite to her either. He pretended to be humble and accepted it happily, saying, "That's not true! The Lun family only knows a lot more than you do!"

Yan Tingting was also used to seeing his shameless bastard face, so she coldly snorted: Oh, thank God for that! From now on, I will also call you the King of Understanding!

Seeing her playful eyes and playful expression, Cao Yu laughed and said: Hahaha, what do you know about a bastard?! Don't think I can't hear it! Oh, isn't that right? Why does this name sound so familiar to me? It seems like it is.

Where have you heard that, are you sure you are complimenting me? It’s so familiar, why can’t I remember it in a hurry?!

Yan Tingting didn't expect that this kind of dazzle could be contagious. Just as Cao Yu was dazzling, she had already woken up. She couldn't help but snorted and said: Hey, it's over. Don't do it again.

Stop thinking about it! Just think that I am complimenting you!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately pretended to be flattered and asked doubtfully: Are you praising me? It's all over, why does it sound so scary to people? What on earth do you want to do?!

Seeing his frightened look, Yan Tingting was very satisfied and said: "It's nothing! I just have nothing to do and I want to come and praise you. What's the matter? Look at you, that's what you call a person with good intentions."

Ah! You took so much pains to lead me in such a big circle, didn’t you just want to sue me, you know love better than me? So I think I will let you take over as the King of Understanding in the future!

Cao Yu looked at how cruel this girl was! He had just called him a bastard, and she came to force him to take the bastard away! She didn't leave any room for him, and retribution was a typical little girl's behavior. She still had the nerve to talk about it every day.

He is so petty! He is so shameless! So he said dumbly: Haha, how did I become a bastard? I said you just make up for it, this is to kill everyone and silence them!

Yan Tingting saw that he was clearly afraid of knives, so she wished she could sharpen the knife more brightly and wield it in front of him. She did not forget to sneer and snorted: "Tsk, don't I just thank you for letting me know what love is?"

Come on! Look at how dedicated you are! You already know how to teach people, you are so dedicated! How can you do it without me thanking you! If your death is not ugly enough, then why don’t you blame me?!

Cao Yu saw her teeth slightly open, and she stretched out her tongue to lick her slightly dry red lips. It was so sultry! In his eyes, she was like a beautiful snake, spitting out scarlet letters and showing off in front of him.

She had poisonous fangs, that was scary! He didn't dare to look at her charming smiling eyes, so he had to pretend to be embarrassed and scratch his head and said: Hey, that's a lot of exposure! I'm just doing this for your own good.

, thank you for nothing! You don’t have to be so polite to me, our relationship doesn’t exist!

Yan Tingting looked at his slippery hands and the apologetic way he ran away after picking up his pants. She couldn't help snorting coldly: Hey, it's all for my own good? What a nice thing to say! You're not guilty at all, right? Then I'll do it

I have to thank you even more!

When Cao Yu heard this, he waved his hands humbly and said: Hey, no, no, no, that's what I should do, you're flattering me!

When Yan Tingting saw that he was still in the play and refused to come out, she immediately put a sweet look on her face and said: Hey, the acting is endless, right?! You haven't finished it yet!

Cao Yu quickly pretended to be innocent and ignorant, and said with a smile: Haha, what's wrong with me? What's the matter?

Yan Tingting snorted coldly: Act, continue to act, act with great pains! It’s really hard for you to try so hard to please me! You have good intentions, so much intention, and you have to put so much effort into it, you can’t accurately describe what you are doing.

Hard work?! What word should I use to describe your kindness? Oh, by the way, how about the word "so thoughtful"? Isn't it more suitable for you?

Of course Cao Yu had known this result for a long time! Aren't there many disasters in the world that are happening right before your eyes, but you can't do anything about it?! It's like when you open your eyes in the morning, you know it's time to get up.

!What can you do? No matter how reluctant you are to get up at this moment, you won’t hope that you won’t be able to open your eyes again tomorrow morning, right? There is such a kind of willingness in this world, full of hope.

All are reluctant...

Opening his eyes is one kind, and closing his eyes is another. Cao Yu couldn't help but blink, and laughed dumbly and said: Haha, what do you mean? It's okay if you don't praise me a few words, but you still have to disgust me? You see, I look like

Are you the kind of person who can be hit casually?! Do you know why I always hold my head high?

Yan Tingting looked at his disappointed look and couldn't help but said in surprise: I don't know, why?

In front of women, men always look very naughty, and they are always like children who will never grow up! But in front of men, women sometimes act naughty and sometimes act like mothers, all in order to coax their children! This is the relationship between men and women in reality.

She saw Cao Yu holding his neck high towards her and arrogantly saying: Poverty has tempered me, reality has taught me, and you are constantly stimulating me. How about I hold my head high and keep raising my head?

, why don’t you look down on me even more?!

Look at what he said, there is a sense of shamelessness in his pride, and it is so fresh that people dare not think wrongly. That is called being refined!

Yan Tingting seemed to have seen her child playing tricks on the street, and laughed loudly and said: Yes, yes! Only a shameless guy like you can go to all the trouble to say that all the tricks are intentional! What a sly mind.

There really is no one else called Xiao! Right? With such deliberate and ulterior motives, how could he be looked down upon so easily?!

Cao Yu was so annoyed by her that he didn't know how to reply, so he just laughed and said: Hehe, it's not over, right? What did you say? Do you just like to torture indomitable people like me?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately said happily: Hey, yes, yes! I like guys like you who have cooked meat but still have a hard mouth! It took a lot of effort for us to cook it to this level, how can we cook it so lightly?

You gave up? Are you right? I just want to hear you croaking here! That’s so exciting! I believe you will never give in! Right?!

Cao Yu sounded like a male duck and said with a strange smile: "Quack, haha, you told me earlier?! It turns out you like ducks! Do you want me to quack for you now?"

Yan Tingting couldn't understand what he meant for a while, but based on the principle that as long as he confessed, nothing good would happen, she happily spat: Bah! Who told you that I like ducks? You

What kind of logic is this? Does it mean that just admitting that you are a duck can prove that others like you? Let me tell you, I don’t know anything else, but I know that I really don’t like ducks, you know?

Cao Yu saw that she really didn't understand, and she was still pretending to understand, so he quickly disguised himself as if he didn't understand and said: Don't you like ducks? Then why do you spend all day long?

Also the duck, the duck keeps quacking?! Don't tell me that you actually prefer the tortoise, just quack and understand the tortoise!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she blushed even more with embarrassment. She scolded and spat, "That's disgusting! Get out of here! I call you a duck because you like ducks? Then I say that a tortoise just likes a tortoise? Isn't this nonsense?"

!What do you know?! Besides, what’s wrong with me calling duck? Duck, duck, I just call duck, do you care? I like it!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately said slyly: Look, I still like it! Hey, don’t argue, the more you paint, the darker the picture becomes. Do you understand? If you don’t like it, you will never know how to duck. Ducks quack like this.

Loud, right?! So, no matter how you like it, it’s called liking, don’t you think? Isn’t that embarrassing?!

Cao Yu didn't forget to pause deliberately as he spoke. He took in all her shyness with a glance. Then he licked his lips with satisfaction and continued seriously: Duck, duck,

What an unpleasant scream! It's so easy to talk, and I can tell at a glance that you usually work hard on this, right? If you don't want people to know it unless you are lonely, how bad would it be if people knew about it!

Yan Tingting saw that what he said was shy! There was also a little bit of shyness, so she knew she was bad! After thinking about it carefully, she immediately found that the problem was with this duck. What do you want her to do now? Yes

Is it better to admit that she is shy? Or should she pretend not to know and insist on not being shy? It is so embarrassing! It made her brain full of blood, but she was still dizzy and couldn't think clearly!

At this moment, Yan Tingting was so ashamed that she wanted to die. She no longer cared about face, so she just wanted to give it a try! This is life! She didn't believe that she would die in his head! Do you want to die?

Right? Then let’s see who among us dies first! Who dies in front of whom! And who dies ugly!

Her blood was boiling and her head was swollen. She wanted to rush over and strangle him immediately, then pick up the damn duck in her hand and watch him struggle in her hand, kicking her legs, rolling her eyes, and slowly

Let her die slowly! You are not allowed to beg out loud, because she is afraid that she will be uncomfortable hearing it...

She lusted after him fiercely in her heart, and then let go with satisfaction. She felt that the blood flowing back from her palms still had a trace of moisture, making her confused whether it was an illusion just now, or whether it was really a squeeze.

Are you holding his neck? After thinking that it was not enough, he immediately provoked: Although I don't like ducks, it doesn't stop you from being a duck. Do you understand? Duck!

Cao Yu knew at a glance that she was worried that he was not dead yet! So he immediately put on a cool pose and shouted to her that he was going to die and said: Hey, you young man, why don't you tell me

What about Wude? Duck, the duck quacks endlessly, why can't I insert "Tingting" in the middle?! That's it, you know? Hey, let me state it first, I was careless, no

Flash! Then I lay down. You can’t fight while lying down, you know? Otherwise, everyone will die ugly...

Yan Tingting was confused when she heard it, and laughed loudly: Hahaha, what are you talking about? You don't have martial ethics? It's such a mess, it makes me laugh to death!

Cao Yu, however, said disapprovingly: Hey, don’t you understand? It seems that you have been tricked! This is called not practicing martial ethics. Come on, lie! Come on, sneak attack! I am an old comrade who is over seventy years old.

, I just lay on the ground and couldn't get up. Is this okay? This is not good! I advise you, young man, Mouse Tail Juice, to reflect on it! In the future, don't do it again. Such cleverness. Little cleverness, this is not good.

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